Birthday Celebrations edition
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me and the lads
lal
aussies are fckn gay
Me out in front
Would you lads support standing sections for the footy?
I want a /brit/ birthday card too
Watched a show called Blue Mountain State and I've never wanted to be a chad college footballer in America more than after that.
lul
imagine how much pussy they get
mental
>Henry Kissinger as Trump's Sec of State
When will Sup Forums accept they have been swindled
Nobody gave the rest of them a knife so of course they're behind
not until we can drink and smoke on them again
my first kiss was at a new years party when i was 18
lipsed her for like 10 minutes once midnight hit then lipsed her mate like 15 minutes later and walked home
The so called chads
Joked saying a girls dress would look good on my bedroom floor when she asked on snapchat how it looked and said that could be considered sexual assault
What a joke
classic memes I miss: silli billi
I see /imaceleb/ has died a death
ur willi is silli
2020
me and the lads
Is drinking in the stadiums banned too?
what time is in it ausgaylia?
Only retards actually thought he was going to make the country a haven for whites and be completely non-jewish
In reality he's just going to be a president sightly out of the norm with watered-down nationalist policies put into action
Why are white americans so trashy ?
at least AAs were being aspirational when they voted for middle class the obamas.
white people just want to revel in their culture of monster trucks, wrestlemania and miss america pageants
is it not on or is it shit?
she's right you disgusting rapist
yes hello
how unsettling it would be to read an author like Céline in any other language than French
feel sorry for the ones buying a translated version. it's just no the same thing
Cheers lads this made me feel better
Wasn't going to say this but I did actually speak to her, I said "that was my first kiss, how was it?"
fucking rapist scum i hope she reports you for rape
me n the gf
/bringus/
very nice insignia, lad.
willy in bummy time
>Henry Kissinger as Sec of State
just had an orgasm over the thought
>dude you just gotta try harder bro!!!
>leaving the knife behind
Symbolic desu
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>no
WAN EH US
there are designated drinking areas
basically a small section by the beer stand crowded with alcoholics and you can't move
Well it's on but there is no general
Shiggy lads
Two thick cunts were caught playing noughts and crosses on one of the cadavers in dissection with a scalpel
Official investigation under way, police called and everything
>that was my first kiss, how was it
absolute spastic ahahaha
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this is an essential element of british culture
hot
yeah safe standing would be a lot safer than now where everyone stands up for the whole game anyway and you get bruised shins
you can't bring it to your seat
good show 2bh
I watched the spin-off film that they made though and it was absolutely awful
mfw got a conditional pass at army selection and now i have to spend the next 10 weeks waiting an appointment at the hospital to sort out a silly medical thing. Its literally over nothing and i got 8.34 on my run for fuck sake.
Sounds pretty lame
Are you sold overpriced piss like we are?
emperor
Quintessentially British, one might say.
Who else slaps their housemates asses as a greeting?
>Kissinger
Was actually a good jew, even Nixon said it and he was a rabid anti-semite
work tomorrow
Nah I won't stand for it
absolute belter of a choon gask
yeah it's about £5 a pint and its 1/3 water
eaten like an absolute pig this week.
had about 3 take aways and 2 donuts
>other people
>donut
foy
she said it was good and then she kissed me again so fuck you
Hahahahaha you absolute melt
might go get that icecream
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why wont rosy thank us for our fucking card lads
pretty rude if you ask me
half day tomorrow
*rips your head off*
*sucks your guts out*
might put on music extra loudly to piss off the cunt that complained about me to my landl*rd
I thought Kissinger was responsible for the massive secret bombing campaign on Laos when the US wasn't even at war with it?
Something like more than all the bombs dropped in WW2 were dropped on Laos
You're a fat fuck if you eat ice cream
Number 1 way to tell if someone is unhealthy
she's probably out having a revolution in a bog at the moment mate
>what.cd taken down
more content for the 'seek >:)
>be me at work today
>receive call from colleague needing help with email
>bring up his details, company photo shows he is a man in his 30s with long hair and beard
>looks like Jesus - point this out to my co-workers for their amusement
>start mocking him like- "Sorted your problem mate, now get back on the cross"
>laughter. The lads join in like "glad to see he's risen again", "tell him, great trick with the loaves and fishes","tell him we've nailed his problem", "I thought that fucker was omniscient?" etc
>this goes on for two or three minutes solid
>realise he's on the line and I haven't muted the call
that's fake idiot. his SoS will likely be guiliani
that's the brand
Just met skeppy on the 7th astral plane
>police called and everything
Why? I dropped out, but my first year of medicine we had a girl who just sliced through to the bone and made about a 10 inch laceration of a cadaver we were practicing subcutaneous incisions on
Have you beheaded one yet or got out the bonesaw?
>us
>our
dont drop this noncery on my doorstep matey boy
You sound fun
I'll be staying in London for the weekend and was wondering if there's any Sup Forums related sales going on there you guys could tell me about? Even after shipping amazon.co.uk has better prices than local stores, but the more i can save the better, since i'm a stingy jew.
>downloading things to your pc
jesus christ is it 2008?
yeah and girls aren't checking social media on their phones every 0.00001 seconds
yeah ok m8
>toasting gooks
who cares?
i'm underweight according to my bmi
not in clubs no
WHEEHW
ttttttttttttt
*looks at provocative images of swedish meatballs*
>mfw we all get v&
Already got it at Celtic park
Outrageous banter
someone sing 'hey mama' by BEP on a vocaroo
they only bombed jungle where the VC had a massive stronghold
the stupid part was they had troops 1-2 miles from a massive vc base but because of political pressure back home Nixon pulled them back
It was in American interests though, you can't destroy a guerilla campaign if it has a safe haven. First rule of fighting an asymmetric opponent.
didnt read
Good Samaritan my arse. Only reason he didn't take it was because it was inside a supermarket which undoubtedly had roof cameras on every aisle.
The guy was in his local supermarket and knew that if he walked with the bag he'd be on camera and wanted by the police for grand theft. It would be trivial for the police to go through the old CCTV, match his face to a previous time he'd been in the supermarket then pull the till records and track him via his debit card details.
The guy was just switched on and knew it wasn't a free lunch. Totally different story if she'd left it on a park bench out in the fresh air, unwatched.
t. expert detective
based lawwell
Last tweet 7h ago, give her chance