Angels vs. Cardinals Game Thread

Autism edition

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Weaver vs. Wainwright

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>Cards
Carpenter 3B
Piscotty RF
Holliday DH
Adams 1B
Molina C
Hazelbaker LF
Grichuk CF
Wong 2B
Diaz SS

>Angels
Escobar 3B
Calhoun RF
Trout CF
Pujols DH
Nava LF
Cron 1B
Giavotella 2B
Perez C
Pennington SS

Where my AL West shitposting homies at?

I'm here.

>Lastros

You aren't last anymore senpai

that spot's reserved for Analsime

But that's wrong. Also the difference is we're decimated by injuries. Houston is just plain shit.

>weaver is our ace

wew lad

>mfw everyone on sports talk radio is trolling us saying we should trade Trout

Should be at this game desu, but gotta drive up to Merced for my brother's graduation.

Eh, least those tickets didn't cost anything

ESPN has always hated the Angels, it doesn't surprise me

Runs baby

thank you based redhead. I was worried he was going to fall victim to the void of suck this team has become

desu the autism awareness jerseys for minor league teams are pretty cool

guys why do the cards have literally zero Sup Forums fans

JUST

The lead was nice while we had it.

NAVA
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clutch johnny

RALLY CAT

DAT CAT

webm please

Rally cat give me your power

It doesn't help that the game starts at 9 our time.

CAT POWER

Careful Angels, you don't want to make it seem like you would like to win a game too much

Its a CAT!

twitter.com/halosheaven/status/730959794295578624

rally cat is real

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Hey guys. I'm a Blue Jays fan so I care who wins. I do have legit Autism though.

>Score runs
>Give them right back

I want this to stop

we dont deserve to win

>backup shortstop dead too

For fucks sake

Weaver is going to set a new record for giving up the most home runs in a season this year

Not if shoemaker stays up

can we forfiet the season so we stop the injuries?

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I genuinely feel sorry for him. He's probably retiring after his contract is up.

speaking of Shoemaker, how in the hell do you fraud your way to 14 wins in the majors without a major injury or meme pitch?

don't feel too badly, he's getting paid $20 million dollars to throw at a mediocre high school pitchers velocity

Pretty crazy that these two starters were the best pitchers in their respective leagues 4-5 years ago

Don't be that guy.

Father time is undefeated.

all our bullpen's arms are going to fall off by end of the season

DED UMP

Look, Weaver was great. I cheered him on for many years, but this is the big leagues. Yes, I know he has a winning record and all, but he's costing the team at this point.

If you want to be an elite organization you have to be smart, and not nostalgic and bleeding heart. The combination of his contract, Pujols, Hamilton, and CJ Wilson probably cost us Yoenis Cespedes.

Think about that for a minute. Who knows, maybe even throw another strong bat in there for good measure.

>trout taking out ump

kek

dindu nuffin

>Piss cotty

Come on, Spaghetti

At the time it was considered a team friendly contract. What do you want him to, retire and leave it on the table? You can tell he actually gives a shit, so I have more empathy for him compared to the others

God damnit all this offense and we're probably still gonna lose

how much runs will we give up next inning boys?

Last number of my post

does that guy seriously still have the cat

seems right

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>Javy Guerra

who?

Holy shit I never thought I'd use this image again.

This sucks

>inb4 Alvarez grand slam

here we go again

lets hope the offense stays for tomorrow at least

Nice

>finally manage to score runs
>can't pitch worth a lick
Gonna be a long one

meme magic

Meth.

At least this game is entertaining

Angel's Kevin Dunn on point with the camerawork as usual.

What should i do with my Angels selfie stick I got last week?

both these teams are terrible

upskirts at the mall

Beat yourself over the head with it

praise the lord

i hope mike trout can play every position because our players are dropping like flies

>C playing 3B

wew

better than pujols playing 3rd last year

PUJOLS DINGER

HAHAHA

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW TARDINALS

Holy shit the rally cat is working

Well shit. At least I had fun watching that one.

Attaboy, Yadi

I'm glad it's over
I'm more glad I didn't bother watching the angels