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the rightful king of Westeros edition.

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America.

'sie

FOL

He was a shit character though.

mai'

/éire/

'me

china

not really worried 2bh but i'm just wondering if i should be

the gf

JUMP OUT GANG

eating runts atm

won't be buying them again anytime soon. very chalky

Why did the english have to cuck the dutch out of manhattan?

how did you meet her

How can I obtain a qt chink gf lad? need tips

I quite liked Stannis, at least until he burnt his daughter at the stake. Love Davos though, since hes a geordie and all

simply sublime

go to china

>be white
>not ugly as horseshit

>kissless
Up until i met your sister. She wanted a bite of that chocolate

Ayyy

>You will never be a schrute

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Can't I just go to Canada instead? at least they speak English there.

i got mine at a bar. she was by herself. apparently her bf was that stupid, hahaha. i fucked her right in her chinky cunt

i dont even have a sister you melt

met on tinder

spent a week staying up until 3am texting (which we still do) and then she finally agreed to go out with me.

I'm quite content with the state of my life

yes but how do i meet them

take me thru the first date lad

>implying she's not riding the cock carousel with Luke& his friends

The absolute state of your life

Business idea: make secondary school students volunteer to spend time with bored old people

State of your life la

Loads at basically any university.

Business idea: make secondary students work hard labour for the soldiers then forced conscription at 18

ok lads

how do i talk to girls?

oh you've got green eyes
oh you've got blue eyes
oh you've got grey eyes

Civil service would be a good idea as an alternative to sixth form/college I think

In that case i melted in your mom's mouth you cotton picking son of a horse

i dont go to uni :

What are you stupid?

showed her round uni, it started raining so we hid in a phonebox and made fun of the ads, then we went to a restuarant and chatted for a couple of hours, then to a pub and chatted some more and listened to each others music, then we shared a ciggy and cuddled while waiting for a bus (she missed the first one because we were making out) and then she left.

Should i keep drinking and watch the strike witches movie or keep drinking and listen to music on youtube?

step 1:
just BE yourself
step 2:
don't take yourself too seriously
step 3:
have interesting things to talk about
step 4:
don't talk about other people

>The yanks made a US version of shameless

Oh dearie me

Boring arse surveillance bill:could NOT care less
What are the government doing? Why hasn't weed been legalised? Why is no one talking about that??

>showed her round uni, it started raining so we hid in a phonebox and made fun of the ads, then we went to a restuarant and chatted for a couple of hours, then to a pub and chatted some more and listened to each others music, then we shared a ciggy and cuddled while waiting for a bus (she missed the first one because we were making out) and then she left.
Cute.

yep

no a-levels

do you live in a romantic movie?

it's mad that like 10000 years ago humans had to survive in the wild like animals yet 95% of the population would die in a week if they were forced to today

>step 1:
>just BE yourself
okay
>step 2:
>don't take yourself too seriously
i'll try
>step 3:
>have interesting things to talk about
like conspiracy theories and anime?
>step 4:
>don't talk about other people
okay

skeng in my pocket

Wish I was scottish tb.h

sort it lad

anyone got that picture of wojak dressed as a roman soldier and he says tfw no gf
smug Pepe is in a flower or some shit and he says just B. E. yourself
which stands for itself and so on
then he says something like hopefully this should serve your journey or something
please send
thanks x

it's actually pretty good, paul abbott who did the UK version works on the US version

>tfw large willy but have never seen or touched a fanny

It's fucking great i tell you

I stopped watching after the second season

>government rush through snooper sneaky surveillance bill
>NO WORD ON FUCKING CANNABIS BILL
What are these jokers playing at? I'm voting lib dem

I'd rather be Scottish than Canadian 2bqh

Did anyone watch Question Time?

DIDN'T EVEN VOTE

Fuck you. I'd still rather be canadian than english.

No one wants to be Scottish, Iain.

>6'2"
>big willy
>get compliments on my looks
>be a fucking failure autist
JUST

Lads...LADS...Old Norman's got us sorted with some green

You lads remembering to activate your almonds?

found it myself
thanks for nothing cunts
although i admit my description was quite wank

good lad

No milk though

Don't lie to me pal

need a chinese gf to carry on living

>like conspiracy theories and anime?
talk about things that girls will find interesting, but at the same time don't talk about girly things because then they'll think you're gay

yeah, I know

>lanklets
Lmao

>anime watcher

shocker

I do.

if you dont like it you can eat it.

LIB DEM SURGE

seen stevie wonders kids?

no

nor has he

weyyyyyyyy

no and neither has he

Its funny because I had a filename that explained the situation but I changed the image and forgot the rename the file in the quick reply box and when I realised I thought no one would mention it. The basic jist is that I don't actually like anime, I just have that picture saved from when I trolled Warhammer threads on Sup Forums because those belong in /tg/ even though there are videogames of Warhammer. That was the only neutral reaction image I had so I used it.

Clearly, you can see where my problem with women comes from.

magnus carlsen is such a sexy fuck

I often talk about Alex jones and his theory about the lizard people. Often goes down pretty well

cute

>he gets compliments

eeer

No. I'm blind so I have never actually seen anything.

>talk about things that girls will find interesting
themselves?

what does shit taste like?

>I told Norman to run for lib dem leadership on a pro-weed stance
>And he actually did it the MADMAN

not all of us are ugly pet x

awful i imagine

and like shit

another failed attempt at socialising

>Its funny

none of that was funny

I meant funny in the ironic way, not the humorous way. The exact opposite of what I expected to happen happened.

I've been complimented on my eyes x

bitter
and really nasty

i bet they're beautiful x

my shit categorically does not stink

People say I have nice hair but I got a buzzcut because I didn't know what to do with it. Some people say I have nice cheekbones as well.

got a thick willy myself

used to only wank it but then I realised it was unfair to keep such a fat specimen to myself so I started putting it into the gf

Who compliments cheekbones