I'm sacred. If he's going to LA Galaxy I'm going to kill myself. Hold me, Sup Forums

I'm sacred. If he's going to LA Galaxy I'm going to kill myself. Hold me, Sup Forums

I seriously hate this cunt, most overrated player of the current crop

the L.A. Galaxy is kind of a stupid name if you think about

Don't worry, we won't watch him here no matter how much the MLS tries to force your kids sport on us.

this. fucking meme league king

It's actually kinda clever.

>Hollywood is filled with stars
>Galaxy=Stars

Hmmm

Not bad I guess. Shoulda just gone with L.A. Smog I think, more representative of the city

Fuck off Sweden, he's literally cucked your entire country. Why is it you all support him and not a fucking team you freaks? He's a Bosnian immigrant anyway

>I came like a king, left like a legend

LA Traffic
Madrid Unemployment
London Mosques
Bucharest Human Traffickers
Glasgow Alcoholics
Brighton Benders
Brussels Bombmakers
Pyongyang Utopians
Barnsley Incestuals
Detroit Niggers

Good idea, teams should be more honest.

nah cuz then they shitty places in the northeast with real smog would call us posers

>legend
>0 Champions Leagues
Please tell me that it is fake

Can >we finally win the champions league?

>china wants zlatan so bad they bought milan to get him

>muh LA

Never understood europeans obsession with LA. It's a shithole. Sure if you're mega wealthy it is alright, but LA in general still sucks.
Just go to San Jose, there's fuck all there but still better than LA. Just join the Quakes and live in SF

>Scum Jose
No. Just bc yr girlfriend is from there doesn't make it a good place.

Never said it was good. But it's better than LA. hate the place

Is this because they are moving to a new stadium next year or is he going to a new club?

Thats true at least.

New club

>Detroit Niggers

He should go to Russia

He should have said

> I came here without the CL, i leave without any CL, but i've score goals against Guimgamp, Troyes, Rennes and Caen

Good he's leaving, he's a cuck only scoring in our meme league against trash teams, but not a legend.

:(

Will tsuuuman replace him? It's like his paradise, he could statpad against all those teams

PSG are wanking on Tsuuuuman for years now but Real doesnt want to sell him. Yes it would be perfect for him, statpadding team in meme league.

Statpadding in ligue 1 will not make win the ballon d'or though

and also doesnt bring you in CL final, thats why PSG will never achieve to buy GOAT players for now

>zlatan leaves inter
>inter wins CL

>zlatan leaves barça
>barça wins CL

>zlatan leaves PSG
>???

our year la

with Cavani ? dont think so but we'll see

bring Griezmann and Mourinho and the CL is ours.

Cavani with Pastore and Di Maria behind him. Tons of clear cut chances.

LA homeless
LA riots
LA criminal element
LA liberals

San Jose is great. I don't know what this meme is about. It's kind of boring and spread out compared to most big cities but it's the safest big city in the country and wealthy. You're also close to places like San Francisco to the north and to the south Santa Cruz and the Monterey coast. It's great

They did that in the "Baseketball" movie

San Jose to San Jose transfer when

LA Latinos
LA Leftists

I honestly dont think Griezmann wil leave Atletico, he plays in spain since the beginning, loves la liga and plays the CL every year further than PSG.

Mourinho is almost confirmed in BPL

i heard some clubs want to buy pastore as well

PSG can't attract top players, they won't sell Pastore unless they can get Kroos, James or Modric

Arsenal to nab Pastore.

What about these?
Kevin Kampl
Alexander Meier
Julien Draxler
Koke
Coquelin
Samir Nasri

>top player
>Nasri

No point in selling Pastore to buy those.

>Nasri
Fuck him

Meier is much better than Pastore

>legend
If by legend he means legendary meme, then yes.

LA Mexicans

>came here like a kind

Just like a lot of other good players this year
What would have happened if he played with the same players than Pauleta ?

He would be exposed.

Pauleta was a god.

...

Nice.

>Brighton Benders
>Detroit Niggers

10/10

>Detroit Niggers
Detroit is filled with hipsters now

What a cunt thing to say.

That's because Ibra is a cunt. He gets away with it though because muh ibra muh scores goals in nothing games so that means he's good.

Hell, if they named it in 2016, it would be Galactic L.A. FC or something.

Almost as bad as:

"Real Salt Lake"
"Sporting Kansas City"
"The Houston Dynamo"
"The Chicago Fire"

I am NOT making any of these up, I assure you.

You're sacred?

Would it be better if Real Salt Lake was named Royal Salt Lake? it would be a better translation and it sounds cooler but there is no Monarchy in the US so I'm not sure

How about Mexican teams? half of our teams are named after animals (Pumas, Jaguares, tigres, etc). It's original but I find it disgusting

where is he going tho?

very humble as always

/mls/ here. I demand that you cease your bullying this instant.

Euroboo faggot

>plays for the richest club in a mickey mouse league
>won 0 euro cups with them
>legend

>Euroboo

Learn to read lardass, I posted about Mexican and American football

New York Jets

WAIT...

Florida Trayvonmartiners
Ferguson Handsupers
New Orleans Hurricaners
New York 911ers

>Beijing Smog
>Melbourne SJWs
>Damascus Terrorists
>Athens Poorhouses
>Ontario Wildfires
>Columbine Sharpshooters

>Rotherham Rapegangs

London Sultans
Paris Carlighters

Baltimore Riots

Perfect for MLS

it seems they're trying to get Greaseman

>there is no Monarchy in the US so I'm not sure

They still have 2 Kings and 1 Monarchs franchises

>there is no Monarchy in the US
Yest there is, the Kardashian dinasty.

>They don't know about Emperor Norton

>le stat padding in stacked teams/shitty leagues man
>le get cucked out of a CL title man

lol left a legend? All I will remember him for is being le offside man that statpads in a meme league and was a non-factor in important CL games. Even fucking De Bruyne outperformed him

He's going to China.