Are you ready for the Belgian murder of Euro 2016?

Are you ready for the Belgian murder of Euro 2016?

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>De GOATyne
>Nainggolan
>Lukaku
>le cucks team mates man
>Mertens
>Toby
>even shitzard is back on form just for euros

are other countries even trying?

>le cucks team mates man
Who is that?

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>belgium
>good

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TFW It's never coming home

Courtois cucked KDB

>No Kompany
Enjoy going out at the group stage

Sorry mate, what?

>Wilmots
>winning tactics

yeah no, semi-finals if we're lucky.

To semi finals and beyond captain

>le play centre-backs at fullback position team

>Kompany
>better than Alderweireld/Verthongen
Kompany being out is a blessing in disguise

mfw ppl aren't intimidated by all this talent

u wot mate!

>belgium squad
>belgians
lel

why are young euro blacks always trying to straighten their hair? are they ashamed?

>England with hopes at a tournament
chat shit get banged

lel it's distracting the opposition

>English squad
>English

Can people please stop overhyping this shit team?

They will disappoint yet again

how can you nazi the blitzkrieg about to happen on yo ass

>leafs squad
>leafs

youve got scott airfield ffs. hes never even been to leafland before.

>no own language
> no own flag
> all your players are black

Like pottery.

Actually Canadian squads are Canadian, because Canadian is a nationality, not an ethnicity

>belgie in charge of team ethic

its 2000 holland all over again. team full of famous names with nothing binding them together. out in quarter final.

They did well in the World Cup

>get piss easy group
>almost lose to tactics kilnsi if wondolowski wasn't wondolowski

try harder

>still no competent fullbacks/manager
yeah good luck with that

mfw Germans about to get rekt

mfw u think you'll get passed this

Most of them are yes

Pretty much describes our team
Except that we don't have fucking strikers too

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u can only talk shit shit cause walcott is out, it's not like you got other washed ups, ph wait you do, like a handful of em, just like belgium lelelelel

>Wilmots
>playing Toby and Jan as CB

>Belgium
>having wingbacks

Nah, we're fucked defensively.

>English players aren't English!
>Can't name a single one that isn't off the top of his head

mate pls

Sturridge, Alli, Walcott

Leave them to us

You mean as a CB or a DR?

He's fast and agile but often very nervous and not an aerial presence.

they're bottling it already can't you see it mate, i can taste your tears already, you got no one to feed them the ball lol

After vardy went at him in banter they will probably have a hard time connecting as strikers

sturridge's grandparents are jamaican
walcott is half jamaican half coal burner
>alli
so two players, wew

RAHEEM
SHAQUILLE
sterling

right there's another
so three, wew

>Shaw

desu i don't know your shitty squad enough to find more, even real english players lel, do u have enough decent players to make a squad? lel

never heard of him lol
i'm out

Belgium, champions
dat mic drop

I'd say the opposite. Banter is how English lads communicate and become mates.

you mean isis blowing up the belgium national team?

>Kiessling
>Gomez
>Müller
>Kruse
>Volland

>top two scorers in the best league in the world
>bottling it

>England
>winning

>Müller
>Striker

like he has a knack for goal but always seems uncomfortable in the 9 position

>2013+3
>people still hyping the Beglian NT

lmao you fools Belgium is shit... France is the new Belgium.. put your money on France... EURO WINNER 2016 plus WORLD CUP WINNER 2018...

they're not going to get a start, it'll be Rooney & Theo "Henry" Walcott up front

>Premiership
>best League

nah mate you fucked

>this Belgian autist

Calm down mate. Wilmots won't get us anywhere and then he'lll blame it on the players.

>best league in the world
Top kek

what do you mean "new belgium"?
we didnt start to play football in 2013 and already have 2 EC.
We won't win 2016 but our 2018 team could be stacked.

>what do you mean "new belgium"?
meant the new promising national team atm

i dont see how >we are more promising than spain or germany and belgium defense is better than ours.

Is this a terrorist threat?

Most promising & expensive youngsters are all French now.

this

Belgium meme will go the Austria route. You should short all the dark meme horseys

witsel isn't a fullback you mong

they won't get passed defensive midfield retard

Germany aren't going to win if any of the other big boys show up, their best players from 2 years ago are still their best players now, but they haven't got any better as a squad, only worse.

>Kroos
Stalled
>Lahm
Getting old
>PigFarmer
Old
>Mueller
Still goat but getting shafted by Pep G
>Hummels
Hasn't been able to defend for 2 years now
>Goetze
Forgot how to play due to being a benchwarmer
>Ozil
Laziest motherfucker on the team
etc etc etc

Only player still at the same form he was in during wc '14 is Neuer. Germany's hopes rest on Reus, Hummels and Mueller having a GOAT tournament.

France may win due to being at home, depends if all the niggers can focus for the entire tournament and actually work hard for one another.

Italy have the worst squad they've ever had in over 60 years, only way they will win is if they somehow make the final and face Germany.

>Belgium

Not a team, a collection of over-rated stars thrown together and expected to work instantly. The Real Madrid of the international scene. Will choke once again.

Spain are the favorites and have a point to prove after the humiliation at WC '14. Success all depends on how Del Bosque handles his team selection. If Casillas starts as #1 over De Gea they're as good as eliminated from day 1. Same goes for any other of the old guard who are only still playing because they're favorited. Koke needs to start.

I've reported it just in case

They won't even make it out of the group.

>lahm

are you dense bro

>le better looking fellaini man
>good

spain

looooooooooooooool

Thank you, the message looks unclear to me too

Why the fuck would you retire from the NT when you still got 3-4 seasons left in you

We had 1 (one) good fullback before, now he have 0

we''re heading into a tournament with >nofullbacks

is that how much you're shitting your pants derniere leaguer?

m9, what about Boateng, Hummels or even Huth?
Lahm is right back btw.

Oh yeah he retired

Still old

Are you retarded?

be nice or else

--------CristianoRonaldo
Nani----------------------JoãoMario
------AdrienSilva-Rafa
-------WilliamCarvalho
Eliseu-----------------------Vieirinha
------------Pepe--Fonte
------------RuiPatricio

I'll be in Belgium cheering makker.

What about Renato Sanches?

>Gomez, Özil, Reus, Müller
>Kroos, Khedira
>[?], Hummels, Boateng, [?]
>Neuer

A team that is fully in sync, really, no other team has this density of quality plus that level of chemistry. This is what matters in international tournaments.

Made me cringe hard.

I DONT WANT THE ENGLISH TO WIN IN MY COUNTRY

CANCEL THE EURO

made u click faggot

Let us win or we'll allow the Germans to control you again

>chemistry

they're gonna get destroyed, mate

poop has ruined most of those players

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I laughed. Will be an impactless sub if anything.

Alli has a Nigerian father.

Germany/Spain will win it. You know it's true.

Kek, time to play 3-5-2!

Won't even get out of the group stages.

youtube.com/watch?v=eC5bfQgSY9Y

>the Belgian autist

Lelgium are pants, bruv. Lost to Wales in qualifying ffs. Imagine what ENGLAND would do to Belgium uf England's retarded cousin Wales can blow you out.