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Esoteric Edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

PRAISE

>clicked 10 pictures of rivers to post this

Peace fom

Let bygones be bygones.

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the first 30 seconds is a terrifying microcosm of american culture that comes off as an onion produced video but is actually true

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>Already in Politics
>19
>born in 1997
I WANT TO GET OFF

feel like the club scene is dead desu

electronic music is passe

>tfw suicidal tendencies coming back

Is this the Canada thread?

fuck Muslims

lads brooklyn 99 is literally really good

Lads it's nearly 1 am and I just opened a bottle of coke lol haha guess I have to drink it now

>born in 1988 and have accomplished exactly nothing with my life

haha you madman you!!

Sounds like a runt

fuck off abo

>Vox

may as well be The Onion desu

tfw to stupid to understand /brit/

>ywn live in sweden surrounded by perfect looking blonde girls all the time

why even live?

>his anthem is STILL just one big circlejerk over the monarchy
howling
get with the times

>The national anthem isn't Jerusalem

why??? just why???

>nobody knows what his national anthem is

howling
how memorable

lads in the olden times when the only weapons around were swords and arrows, how did any killing get done when armour made you literally invincible

All Canada has is the Monarchy
honestly if that went I think we'd implode.

>his anthem is literally just one big pro immigration circlejerk

*bashes you over the head with a hammer*

chinks in the armour

Ask Lindybeige

Just bashed each other until you found a hole

Is that why the eyes are so slanty looking?

Reporting you to the police, that sort of racism isn't welcome here sweetie

Only knights wore that shit. Most soldiers were plebs in rags getting hacked to pieces

pffft

they shot the arrows through the eye slits of the helmets

had to be a decent shot otherwise the knight would run up to you and chop your bow in half

>implying
cloth armour was pretty solid

woah, it's like you were actually there.

bruh

1. Knock metal man off his horse
2. Surround metal man
3. Commence bashing the armour off metal man's stupid knightly face
4. Cut metal man's throat
Also by almost sheer coincidence that style of all-body armour only became commonplace at around the same time as cannon began being used

blunt weapons to bash you up since the armour didn't stop it really

also powerful bows and stabbing in weap spots


Knights with high quality armour were pretty hardcore though and rarely died, mostly they fought other knights since the plebs could barely scratch them usually.

Imagine being the sort of cuck who supports the monarchy

>Most soldiers were plebs in rags getting hacked to pieces

False

Lords did not use peasant levies to fight because if all your peasants die then whoops! you have no more food

They had armies composed of professional soldiers and the smaller manors would retain the services of mercenaries as they could not afford to maintain a standing army

Infantry during that time was usually armed with a spear and a shield and would wear a helmet and chain mail and leather armour

disgustingly beautiful, made worse by the two blobs on each side

having a think

Mount & Blade > historical facts

Not budging on this one

go get laid sven

nah she has a retarded face like all germanics

Imagine unironically thinking Cromwell was right

>not leveling your grappling skill

>go get laid sven
last was like 1 month ago :-(

>Cromwell was wrong

Leave the Royalists to me...

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alri David Starkey lol

dats wrong tho

umm that's not armour so much as it is cold weather gear sweetie x

sent a cheeky message to the (as yet unaware) gf suggesting we should do something this weekend

jealous desu

hope she was proper buff

its actually dense as fuck with several layers of cloth and leather all knitted every tight

sounds warm

she wasnt even swedish, lad

had an ass of a pornstar, though

wish i was a warrior in the medieval times desu

>gambeson
>jacket

reckon i would move to south the bronx if i was to move to nyc

reminder in the future human skin will be laced with spider-silk making humans hyper-durable and practically bulletproof without any armour
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fuck this thread

good luck lad

what did you say?

"alright, what are you up to this weekend? we should do something"

calm, confident, clear
2/10

where was she from?

Sent her this

not great 2bh, I always prefer to start with a bit of chitchat

good banter, if she understands it you could be in

>we should do something"

alri rapist haha

its 7am lad

i have bedded around 20-25 women, most of them consensually
i will NOT be listening to your criticisms

good lord i am really quite ugly lads

by the time i save up enough money for cosmetic facial reconstruction i'll be too old to take advantage of it anyway

>i have bedded around 20-25 women
>most of them consensually

post pics of yourself

hey I don't have a retard face, take that back pikey

>army getting rekt
>charges straight to Henry VII
>kills several of his elite knight guards singlehandedly
>gets within a foot of the traitorous runt before being battered to death by a mob

Is Richie III the maddest of all madmen?

why did you format this like poleaboo
fuck off poleaboo

ah yes...just reviewed the messages I sent the gf last night....it appears that I am lower life form of some kind, perhaps a plankton....

very good

shan't be doing that

got a banging pic of myself from when i shaved all my hair off and revealed my abnormally large head

won't be sharing them though

wow such a tease

I have an abnormally large head as well haha

Jolly good. What did you send her exactly?

i bet you're not as ugly as you think you are

better not go bald

he sent me this pic via msn messenger

>slightly overweight
>lose weight
>handsome face pops out
haha! so easy lads!

making a cappucino

a whole load of small dumb and cringey messages and like a billion smileys

>tfw too intelligent to be socialist

wish I was smooth with girls lads
I'm decent at sex I feel bad that they're all missing out

literally me in a couple of weeks, just gotta avoid food until then

Stop listening to godawefull commercial EDM.

literally howled irl at this image

gonna go blading today lads
first time in a while

i defo am lad trust me

you know how some people are just so good looking it boggles the mind?

well people exist opposite of that as well and i am one of the unfortunate few
maybe in another life i can be good looking

we're like opposites

I'm pretty good at talking to girls but when I get them to bed I'm a catastrophe

pretty sure most of them think I'm a virgin when we have sex

the roller blading bender is back LMAO