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fucking hell..

God Save the Queen

damn, queen elizabeth actually look pretty good for a royal

fuck the crown

the queen can suck my dick imma right duudes xD

I cant say I approve of this

heck

Haha yeah! Fuck the queen!

Link to test

Asperger's doesn't even exist anymore.

cbsnews.com/news/aspergers-syndrome-dropped-from-american-psychiatric-association-manual/

Of that scene or my shit thread?

Kings are a mistake

psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/

Who THEFUCK up!

>tfw no Justine Dufour-Lapointe gf

pass me the acid

King Charles will restore glory to the Commonwealth

Unfortunately me.

>the chapter where he gets his foot broken
I was surprised he made it into the game he was such a forgettable character.

Cute lady

Monarchy cucks out.

it's only 11pm

Check out this babe

sorry you live in california

Just put her on our money already

Only the chaddiest of chads probably get to have her anyways.

None of us plebs ever had a chance.

Oregon, eastern filth

18. When I was a child, I enjoyed cutting up worms to see what would happen.

That's what you think.

>kissanime
Yeah, I can't approve either.

same except instead of worms it was crabs

I did this and they still squirmed around. I don't even think they have nerve endings.

More like Snoregon, haha!

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I don't believe this shit

even worse. you better not be from poopland!

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i'm east of the cascades nigga

the texas of Oregon

>/cum/ is literally full of edgy autists
not too surprising desu

oh think god.
>

I don't think I'm very edgy.

You could of said losers than you might be a bit more right.

>Sup Forums is literally full of edgy autists

ftfy

I am a polite and well adjusted individual

I'm the most sweetest guy you could ever meet.

Who /slags/ here

see look, it's like maisie and the other game of plebs broad if they were actually hot slags and not conceited movie stars

Who didn't?

i should really start working on my essay see you later dudes

>oi luv ye can 'av a wank on me chebs if ye want

wat do

'av a wank on 'er chebs

What the hell is in the water in bongland

I will kiss a girl in the next 365 days or I'm buying a prostitute.

Wouldn't mind having a gf or maybe only holding hands with a girl at least once in my life 2bh

Said this to myself in high school. Still hasn't happened.

>Could of

Hookers suck, honestly. I'd wager it's not for most of the people here or they would have boned a bunch of escorts and overcome their autism already.

fugg somebody you love >>>> hook up with somebody you're just attracted to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prostitute

call me a pussy but it's just the truth

She looks really British.

I agree, hence the first part of the plan, but still prostitute is probably > doing nothing.

I don't know. It's like a threat to myself, that I'd have to have awkward emotionless sex with a girl that just wants my money and I'll never see again.

> I'd have to have awkward emotionless sex with a girl that just wants my money and I'll never see again.

If you're here on Sup Forums with the rest of us lonely pieces of shit, odds are you're not enough of a barbarian to get what you need from a hooker. Degenerate meathead retard brodudes are the kind of people that get off on hookers. We're not those kind of people.

FUCK F/F is SO GOOD

God bless Canada

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not that i know what it feels like to fugg somebody you love
but that's what they say, isn't it?

I know the Sup Forums nerds were mad about that one.

You make love to somebody you love, you fuck somebody you want to have sex with.

yeah well >tfw never had a gf
Cana chan always tries to ironically troll me with virgin jokes. I tried to tell that fucking retard.

so I decided to give black mirror a try since I've heard nothing but great things about it. dropped during the second episode. neither episode really grabbed me much, and the over the top multikulti just sealed the deal.

democracy is a failure

>democracy is a failure

heard you lads are scared about the gubmint checking your internet activity
what have you got to hide user?

Why do humans with vaginas occupy so much of my thoughts?

Ive pirated some vidya games

and a couple thousand albums

Because you're a human with a penis.

More worried about my parents checking my shit than the fucking government.

lots of stolen books, and hearts

all the rude things i've said about the non-cis gendered PoC's.

also the chink cartoon smut

I just prayed to God for a qt British gf

Good night buds

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Why did he throw his phone

hello redit

Illegally downloaded books and vidya.

I used to have nude pictures of myself from 2 years ago when I was 17. It's weird to think that until last week I had those pics of myself on my phonecand forgot about them

because it's fake

what was his plan here

Wow user, never knew you to be the type to produce CP.

>got to work
>christmas decoration
>christmas music
Mariah Carey came on and I'm already cumming

Feels good man

I lost weight and I was obsessed with my new body desu.

crashing this chair

Democracy is literally a failure. Only normies think otherwise.

choose your poison

FUCK I HAVE TO GET CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

Authoritarian republics like Fascist Italy are my ideal form of governance

Fuck xmas I want to be alone with a girl on a cold night.

>Democracy is literally a failure. Only normies think otherwise.

Papiya

I find short hair on girls cute and I get hate for it

das rasis

>girl

user, I have some bad news

LAST CHRISTMAS

I GAVE YOU MY HEART

Plot twist they're all boys

Plz don't ruin my fantasy

How can I get a cute white weeb gf?

Does anyone else casually post while jacking off?

Like when I jerk it I occasionally check Sup Forums with my dick still in my hand.

I was wondering why it was so dead here and then I realized it's 1 AM and that it's actually somewhat lively for this time of day

Yes, especially that sort of messy spiky short hair.