Pie Rats: 1:20 CT start time. It's 61 degrees, partly cloudy, wind is 12 MPH out to RF
SP: Francisco Liriano
1. John Jaso (1B) 2. Andrew McCutchen (CF) 3. Gregory Polanco (RF) 4. Starling Marte (LF) 5. Francisco Cervelli (C) 6. Jung Ho Kang (3B) 7. Josh Harrison (2B) 8. Jordy Mercer (SS) 9. Francisco Liriano (P)
Cubes: SP: Jason Hammel
1. Dexter Fowler (CF) 2. Jason Heyward (RF) 3. Kris Bryant (3B) 4. Anthony Rizzo (1B) 5. Ben Zobrist (2B) 6. Jorge Soler (LF) 7. Addison Russell (SS) 8. David Ross (C) 9. Jason Hammel (P)
damn i fucked up the order of shit. OP is a faggot as usual
Jack Adams
>Camera zooms in on a person still wearing her cubs hat while the guy is singing the anthem
Michael Jackson
agreed
Josiah Butler
>trading George when his value is the lowest it has ever been
Austin Campbell
>that guy His name is Wayne Messmer please show proper respect
Leo Thompson
sorry
Angel Allen
Hey guys, lifelong Cubs fan here. Been followin' the ol' Cubes (heh) through the ups and downs (though it's been a lot of downs as my fellow diehards can attest!) Here's hoping these 100% natty studs can keep rewarding my many years of true blue loyalty !
Bentley Wood
>Canada >sorry
Kek
No worries m8
Kayden Harris
Go cubs!
Hunter Thompson
>wind blowing out
Heyward will hit his first dinger today
Owen Mitchell
well there goes the no hitter...
Daniel Anderson
doesn't jaso have a wife to inform him that his hair is fucking awful
Brody Cox
His wife's son also has dreds
Sebastian Lewis
>Jason Heyward has a higher batting average than Jorge Soler
Jack Gonzalez
Pirates already trying to bean hitters I see.
Elijah Jackson
>holds up spork
Noah James
...
Daniel Scott
What is Bryant's walk-up music? Sounds degenerate.
Connor Brown
I love small ball
Parker Flores
Hey Soler grats on the hit but maybe try doing it with men on base next time
Thomas Green
HE DID IT
Sebastian Hernandez
HOPING FOR THE BEST BUT EXPECTING THE WORST ARE YOU GONNA DROP THE BOMB OR NOT
Nicholas Ward
> This based middle infield
Weeeeeew lads
Elijah Thomas
post yfw soler gets hurt and is sent down to AAA for rehab and his replacement does an amazing job preventing him form ever seeing the majors again.
David Sullivan
Hey... that's pretty good!
Blake Kelly
...
Joseph Stewart
some negroid tune. i don't know which one for sure. perhaps little wayne
John Peterson
>bryant >swinging on 3-0 >any hitter swinging on 3-0
Carter Hill
why? beep beep green light
Samuel Thomas
>swinging on 3-0 when the pitcher is struggling to find the zone. >threw 7 straight balls up till that point.
Gavin Barnes
green light beep beep let er rip
Benjamin Murphy
listen to jd
Alexander Murphy
ftw you'll never hear a color guy comparable to Steve Stone on a Cubs broadcast again.
Lincoln Reed
>implying steve stone was the best.
Bentley Wood
He's a great analyst but was too critical during the down years. Management got triggered.
Luke Rodriguez
JUST
Hunter Ortiz
Based addy
Levi Howard
R U S S E L L U S S E L L
Thomas Jones
3 RUN HR KREY
Alexander Rodriguez
D I N G E R I N G E R
Ayden Lewis
PLEASE OPEN THE DINGER FLOOD GATES.
Noah Jackson
Russell the future derek jeter
Evan Hall
holy cow senpai
Angel Murphy
Minimum Larkin
Daniel Walker
gb2 twitch fgt we have danker meems on 4chin
Hudson Ward
can't handle the hammel
Gavin Anderson
>hammeltoe
Hunter Lewis
I need to get in on these Sup Forums memes I usually browse Sup Forums and Sup Forums but the Cubs have been doing it this year
Samuel Morris
Can we just confirm, so I feel better about losing the series to the dads, that the cubs didnt take that series seriously. They were feeling overly confident and they didnt come to play. They thought they would walk all over them, correct? Its the only logical solution. How can they play so great against top teams and such shit against shitters?
Jose Foster
The cubs had the same problem last year. They brought their A game to series against top tier teams and lost more than they should've to bad teams. Hopefully they'll get that sorted out this year.
joe needs to just light a fire under their ass and remind them there are no such thing as upsets in pro sports. As cliche as it sounds "take it 1 game at a time."
Also
Kuh BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Joshua Gonzalez
are the cubs a meme team like Sup Forums says?
Bentley Gray
Every team is a meme team
Jacob Martinez
>McCutchen >5'10
when will he learn?
Luis Ward
it also didn't help that Joe sat 3 of our hottest hitters while intentionally playing the two coldest, and still missing our starting catcher to injury.
Jace Davis
It his his glove he just got scared of the wall. He literally took his eye off the ball to see where the wall was. based walls
Connor King
if a team is good and isn't the red sucks, bankees, or tardinals, Sup Forums thinks they're a meme team.
Christopher Powell
Will David Ross reach 100 home r- as I type this, he goes deep.
Cameron Gonzalez
D I N G E R S I N G E R S
Jayden Price
hahahah time to run up the run differential
Austin Mitchell
Grandpa smashes and saves our RD!!
Gavin Perry
no brakes on the run train
Brody Wright
FOREVER YOUNG I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG
Bentley Rogers
D I N G E R I N G E R G C I T Y I T Y
BASED GRANDPA ROSS
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS RUN TRAIN KEEPS CHUGGING ALONG
Kayden Powell
>all these dingers
Camden Brooks
>that slowmo replay of the dude taking his shirt off
top lel lads
Cooper Turner
why do they call him a catcher if he hits the ball
Sebastian Sanders
every time Ross comes up to bat that song gets me!
liking lastella for going classic grandpa ross' song is appropriate zo's wife's song is growing on me
Nathan Richardson
The humanity
Juan Smith
what a fucking retarded post. > why do they call him a ______ if he ______ no position is called a hitter except the Awful League
Chase Moore
oh boy baseball time
aw shit I missed some crazy stuff it seems
how was gramps HR?
Robert Richardson
Who wants to join me in a cult worshiping JD?
Jace Jenkins
>(You) >not seeing the pic related >...
Leo Howard
Nice soup bowl.
Zachary Stewart
fuck you
Matthew Myers
Hammel being a faggot and giving up more runs.
Josiah Harris
>this is considered a pizza in Chicago
Jaxson Parker
go fuck yourself
Camden Morris
it really doesn't have any more sauce than a regular pizza
it's all cheese
Nolan Perez
>quality baby >yep that's a QB right there What did they mean by this
Blake Lewis
quality baby
Nicholas Gomez
...
Jordan King
The baby is made of good material, probably made in the USA by american-born citizens and not outsourced to chinese workers. It has the look and feel of a sturdy baby and cries seldom to moderately.
Asher Long
Don't forget the excellent head nodding
Ryan Brooks
>DeRosa and Dempster
Adam Gray
is it ok if i brush without toothpaste so i can continue to enjoy my beer?
Xavier Ross
Why would you brush your teeth at all when drinking beer?
Cooper Martinez
>Dumb Cubs fans still fap to DeRosa over two good seasons >Shit on Sammy
Andrew Stewart
>brushing without toothpaste
That defeats the purpose
Brush after you have finished drinking
Connor Walker
wow. absolutely zero QTs on todays fan cam. my face when i have no face
Joshua Robinson
i do not plan to stop drinking.
Matthew Peterson
calm your ass down, Sammy wasn't in the picture they showed
Brody Baker
Then you will drown, so brushing your teeth is pointless
Anthony Brooks
Sorry lad, just listening on the radio. But also. >They shit on Castro too
Chase Miller
The alcohol will kill the germs, no need to brush senpai
Andrew Perry
Hammel gives hope to awkward white guys everywhere
