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My cat is being an annoying cunt, lads

and i think
it's going
to raaaaiin
today

Nah

gib food

Kick it

don't see the appeal of lingerie lads

Up yer bum, mate.

relevant
youtube.com/watch?v=eKl6WjfDqYA

wet

am presently hotboxing my bedroom with farts lads

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Is there such a thing as a meme degree at Oxbridge or will people give deference just because it's from there

need some pictures of world leaders doing the isis salute
doing a news story

>0.00001%

how much research went into concluding these figures

going to Bass Pro Shops tomorrow to buy a new duck hunting jacket and waders lads

Chindian gf pls

Subtle.

(((Mainstream Media)))

They look like a nice family tbqh

haven't been feeling horny lately
need a dutty gyal to come pon mi cocky

pulled it out of my arse 2bh

could all the JFs please leave, you're starting to stink up the place

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hmm better than nothing

>implying they didn't manipulate the odds so this exact thing would happen

>woman

ah yes. i hope she's not married. i hope that wasn't her husband's money. dumb cunt

This is much more interesting now I'm old enough to appreciate it. Might have to replay.

Also are the new ones any good? I stopped at MGS2.

>just heard an ad on the radio encouraging men to stop being such macho edgelords and visit their doctor and it stated that the average Irish man drinks 153 pints a year ...
>153 pints a year
>3 pints a week

TOP FUCKING KEK yeah might want to add a 0 or two after the 3 there lads haha

a little bit of timber and a saw

PaddyPower was paying out early to Hillary bettors lmao

going to wear the ol' mac today
might look autistic but it's not getting used atm

>my names not dave, its rodney
What did he mean by this

kek

he thought it was dave

oh it's aldaris

awright dave?

What with lad? Might look /fa/ if you pair it right

I approve of this Triggerposting.

Shame she didn't bet on paddypower

Never played mgs, can't help you.

old farts skewing the stats

you know the type who sit in a pub for 5 hours drinking one half

Imagine putting down a parlay of Leave, Cubs World Series win, and Trump win

Could have literally become an overnight multimillionaire

"found" a "gf" lads

why are sociology teachers always Marxists?

Leicester too at 5000/1

What a year.

right wing sociologists are called economists

Truly the year of the Geat Happening, 2016 is

i knew the polls were bullshit. they were oversampling Dems by almost 40% in some cases. that's absurd. there was a +3% Dem implicit bias in all of the polls because they were based upon 2012 turnout, and there was no way shillary was going to get the same turnout that obama had because people hate her. it's flawed logic. i knew trump was going to win when he was getting higher polling averages, rally numbers, and public funding than romney had in 2012. theoretically, all trump had to do was get +1-2% turnout over romney and he'd win the election. he surpassed that margin way back during the primaries. he was getting record voter support throughout the primaries and had a huge boost after the convention. the fucking media was lying to everyone and it's hard for me to believe they're that stupid. they were giving trump all this free coverage and keeping him in the spotlight throughout the entire year. hillary shouldn't have expected to win the election by putting all the focus on her competition. that's idiotic. i'm glad trump won but holy fuck it's been a stupid year. it's astonishing how many people fell for the "drumpf has no chance xd" gimmick, and even worse is that they wouldn't listen to evidence proving it wrong and dismissed it all as a conspiracy theory

One of my students in the Unix shell practical turned Caps Lock on and off every time he needed to type a capital letter lads.

Never bought a scratch card or played a fruit machine

WALKING TALL MACHINE GUN MAN; THEY SPIT ON ME IN MY HOMELAND

>implying trump will win
say it with me
"madam president"

Broke the toothbrush holder today lads

21k HUF is about 60 quid

the lad be shitposting

>have gf
>the only people you want to fuck are girls that are not your gf
>be single
>the only person you want to fuck is your ex-gf

not a fan of this phenomenon

might wear a hat today

If the result proved one thing it proved that the media is quite literally controlled by leftists who use it to push their agenda

Why didn't you put a massive bet on then? It's easy saying shit with 20/20 hindsight

>My students

You a teacher?

so do I 2bh

muscle memory is too strong.

ah yes... news corp... the well-know leftists...

Research fellow at uni but I do some teaching.

Business idea: porkistan

The entire country of Pakistan is turned into a gigantic pig farm and pork production plant

>might wear a hat today

how did you muscle-memorise somrthing so stupid?

remembered the song lads

we're not allowed to bet on the election and i was worried she'd rig the election anyway

what was it

>Dr. Doom is the new Iron Man
WHYYYYYYY

got funny looks earlier when I went out in a t shirt

it's broken britain

don't want to tell you cynical cunts

shit lads may have become a national socialist

why do people put such large amounts of money on the favourite

utter spastics

hey :)

this is news?

journalists and media execs all hail from middle class left leaning backgrounds and education. you will never get picked up as an even slightly controversial right winger

its gettin'
its gettin'
its gettin' kinda heavy

considering paying the few dollars so I don't have to hear ads on pandora ffs that shite always throws me vibe off

cold wet and dark here lads

don't feel like doing anything

Don't own a single t-shirt tbqh.

No jeans either.

It's the only way to get a decent return, they had Hillary at virtually 100% chance to win

still not broken enough to see your runt carcass as normal

sounds a bit like ur mums fanny haha

i feel like nationalism is rising all over the world but people on media and social media are saying it's a bad thing and the nationalists seem like a minority

it's as if ham sandwiches were the most popular type of food in the country but every magazine and newspaper you read and every important person online was saying sandwiches are bad

it's a weird atmosphere

>The land of the free

don't care

don't care

don't care

didn't even know about shift caps until a few years ago 2bh. I can near touch type though so it doesn't really matter

Apparently not as shown by the Trump win but I was worried that people would fall victim to the nonstop "Trump is literally ADOLF HITLER!!!!!" being blasted at them 24/7

Shan't be acknowledging the existence of any words or symbols within this post

not really

betting large amounts on favourites is really retarded because return doesn't justify potential risk

Things like Brexit and Trump showed that even the normies don't trust the media any more. It's great, fuck them

DIS TIME NEXT YEAR

redpill me

>nationalist sentiment rising in the early 21st century
>uk and germany relations at an all time low
>eastern dragon modernizing and militarizing
>america elects another isolationist

ive seen all this somewhere before

Like I said they had her at virtually 100% win, obviously still very risky but were it any other election most people would've been fine with doing it

People put too much faith in polls

The funny thing is that leftists claim to care about the working man yet somehow manage to support free trade and immigration which are anathema to the working class

Good luck using collective bargaining when your employer can just pack up shop and send it to China or hire any one of the teeming masses of immigrants ready to take your job for a fraction of your pay

You just need to realise the mainstream media is only for pushing their personal agenda on the ignorant masses, that's it

They are the enemy and you can't trust them

nah as if, you always just throw a couple of dollars on the underdog and leave the bet alone. you don't go all in on something like that where you cop a gain of 1/2 of your investment

blackpill me

oh and
>expansionist russia