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is it weird that I hate how that guy talks?
DA MAYNSTREEM MEEDEIUR
Yes, I can't watch him because he's always so shouty and angry
currently sat atop Mt St Helen with my ballbag plugging the vent
No one can force me to live and no one can force themselves to live
Gentlelads.
Why are young people voting for left wing parties more viable to certifiably fuck them over when they become working adults? It's baffling
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this kills the brit
Just wrote an article, lads
honestly don't think he's going to suicide
people who legitimately want to kill themselves don't whine and bitch on the internet before they do it.
housemates have been making strange noises all day
hey baes u k?
what noises x
Fuck off racist
nuclear apocalypse when?
>SPSO
DO IT FAGGOT!!
Keep the ball rolling
An you never know, you might get a non-honours degree out of this is your work is 35%+ satisfactory
don't think the gfs neighbours are too happy with our late night antics lads
YES I WILL
I'm crying for help before I do it, why can't you understand?
I didn't sit my final 4 exams (half of the final year)
thought they were having sex but the girl started crying
lots of things being dropped over and over
disgusting throat clearing
bug spray being shaken for 30+ minutes
speaking Swedish loudly
Testing
>Slippery slope exists
I KNEW IT DID BUT WHY DID IT HAVE TO?!
quite fond of Estonian lad with the anime girl pics
>YES I WILL
then fucking do it
>I'm crying for help before I do it
So you want someone to stop you
in other words, you don't actually want to kill yourself
>Dunno if you'd be free any time but do you fancy going for a coffee or something at some point? I hate talking over Facebook, it never feels like proper conversation
Reckon that's appropriate enough? I don't want to call it a date
Why am I asking you lot anyway, you're all as hopeless as me
Stalking Aisha
What do?
>I hate talking over Facebook, it never feels like proper conversation
t. 35 year old with a fake profile whois going to date rape you
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it's a big decision and a final one, just checking there's no alternative
Fuck off m8
I know the girl already, talked to her a bunch but only ever with other people around.
Just want to get some one to one chat done. But scared of rejection.
what's the context? that seems weird as fuck mate
t. non-virgin
I'm a dropout who made it anyway so I think it's a bit daft that you're thinking about killing yourself over some uni bullshit if you really are serious.
If I get similar numbers of the same repeating order it means I win the Euromillions tonight.
Some fatso is sitting behind my car taking pictures of me
>tfw to intelligent to not take Super Male Vitality and believe the mainstreeem mediar
>at a coffee shop
>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't think of sumthin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK when she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF
have a bit of chit chat
ask her what she's doing
find a day shes free
THEN ask her to coffee
if she likes it won't matter that much anyway but this way is just smoother
too non-committal and submissive and save your feelings on facebook for later
>Hey fancy going for a coffee at the ol' bucks after class today?
better
>just checking there's no alternative
of course there's an alternative
killing yourself because you got kicked out of uni is retarded
especially since it's your own fault you got kicked out
Alri anonette? Fancy going for a brew at Starbucks after class?
coming very close to stopping /brit/ posting
The fact I relate even slightly to this fake story shows how corrupted just a little bit of time on Sup Forums made me.
wee means pee but also means small
hmmmmm
pls do
>I pursue women
I'm 25 and have nothing going for me
No friends, no skill, nothing
Only oldfags can see this post
hey bb u wanna root?
>tfw /brit/ developed a meme mocking PJW before Sup Forums
why are we so ahead of the meme game?
What would you do with £33 million lads?
What if I'm more straight up?
>You free sunday? Fancy going for a coffee?
Or is that just as bad
I overthink everything
what is this 'fake news' shit I keep hearing about
...
i wee from my wee wee wee
doggos
Find it pretty weird that girls put makeup on pretty much every day and they consider it normal never showing their normal face
imagine if you had to do that
23, but I relate
have literally never even considered suicide though
That works
Just try not to be so passive
NO
just do this:
it's not awkward at all and it lets her say no without being weird about it
runt animals for runt men
...
MAYNE STREEEM METEOR
Buy ten Barratt New Builds and rent them out for cheap to /brit/posters
come for a coffee with us on sunday you cow
no
*sets the runt hounds on you*
*watches with a smile as they tear your malnourished little runt body to shreds*
heh... runts
Establishment mad that the people really voting against them.
>"it was just a protest vote!"
>"the people were just angry!"
>"they were misinformed!"
>"fake news stories won trump the election!"
I don't want to stop being friends if she doesn't want to is the thing.
That's even more awkward. Stalkerish even.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SATURDAY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SUNDAY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MONDAY
WANT A COFFEE?????
TYBAJ
having a beard
runtish or nah?
Live in Switzerland and go skiing every day. Mountain biking/ hiking in the summer.
post pic
You won't. If she doesn't want to she'll go "nah sorry i need to study/do laundry/get railed by my bf" and you'll continue as if nothing happened
HULLOWWWWW yesh remember REAL politics not """save the white race""" ok thanks for listening bye
very doxxable data
put it in the bank
beards are good
1. Get a job. The shittiest minimum wage job will do.
2. Assuming you live with you parents and don't pay rent, save as much money as possible. Only buy things that you absolutely need. Live as frugally as humanly possible.
3. After you acquired lets say £2000, start learning about stocks. Download every book about stocks, day trading, pennystocks, etc. Watch every Youtube video related to stocks. Join Stocktwits. Just learn as much as humanly possible about trading stocks.
4. Make a Robinhood account and start trading. Make small relatively safe trades at first, trades that have little risk and not an amazing reward. I wouldn't buy any stock worth more than £5 unless you have more money than the £2000 I mentioned earlier.
5. Trial and error, you will lose money at first. After you do it for awhile you become good at it, start to understand patterns. You will start to make a consistent profit.
6. Accumulate Money. Move to South East Asia.
it's cheating
don't even acknowledge women who are such vicious liars living in a fantasy world
Some guys in Macedonia set up all these websites with fake headlines and then got them spread around facebook to make tons of ad revenue
it was shit like EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF BILL CLINTON RAPE and stuff
>That's even more awkward. Stalkerish even.
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SATURDAY
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SUNDAY
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MONDAY
>WANT A COFFEE?????
don't know where got that from you weirdo
mate, sort yourself out
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>he thinks guys can't wear makeup
>Move to South East Asia.
stopped reading there
How much interest would you actually get yearly from £33 million? I think you could just live off that then keep the rest for emergencies.
*opens the door for the sink*
ah yes it's square miles and not people that get to vote
no people believe that the vote for president should be one person, one vote
y'know so every persons vote counts the same like every other presidential vote in the world
23 in worlds apart from 25
25 is when people stop caring about you entirely
>get a job
fuck off, that's impossible
I'm non-white and live in Rochdale
also, 25 with less than a years work experience
really engaged my warp drives
Same. It was the end of the post.
Got my new anal beads, cannot wait for my housemate to leave so I can have go.
>23 in worlds apart from 25
not really desu
yeah that's the joke innit
Note how the red areas are shitholes and the blue areas are the only places would actually want to live
I wish I wasn't such a coward about asking a girl out honestly
why?