Flowchart thread

you know what to do

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this is neato and all but how is halifaxa witch house?

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Thanks

Requesting the Mike Patton one

you forgot 0:38 as the other most patrician length.

>implying 32:17 isn't the most patrician length
have fun in preschool kiddo

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>listening to Swans

get a load of this guy

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this is important

it means something

>no 5:33

>doesn't call them The Swans
>>>reddit

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What is the objectively patrician choice for the best The Swans record?

>doesn't call them Michael Gira and the Swans
>>>facebook

These are both of the Swans charts I have

I've actually never listened to a Swans record kek, I saved these charts incase I wanted to.

>still too long!
>not "Just grindcore my shit up, family"

I didn't make it.

Another Grimes flowchart.

fuck off

Only Swans? Children of God.
Anything related to Michael Gira? Offenbarung und Untergang by Georg Trakl or Gantse Mishpuchah Music in Three Parts.

Why would somebody want to listen to Grimes lol, gay ass shit.

>mad retard

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who are you quoting?

Because Grimes makes actually great music, not that Swans retarded crap that you love so much. Not forgetting that Gira is a huge asshole. Like you.

Fuck you.

kys

>Because Grimes makes actually great music
no?

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U mad, asshole?

>Gira is a huge asshole
You can talk shit about his music but he is a pretty cool guy desu
Also, Grimes looks like a rat and sings like one

>posting that deluded guy, ariel pink
lmao, what a pleb!

>You can talk shit about his music but he is a pretty cool guy desu
What about that Larkin Grimm incident? Nice guy or a huge twat? His music sucks ass. His lyrics are a complete idiocy.

honestly? the great annihilator.

Are these people serious or is Grimes' whole fanbase a meme?

>His lyrics are a complete idiocy.
YOUR NAME IS FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

>What about that Larkin Grimm incident
A lie, that woman has mental problems, not even memeing.
Her facebook was full of rape accusations of famous people.

Government Plates

HALLELUJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

t b h f a m that just sounds like some early Jarbo-esque Swans lyrics.

>Her facebook was full of rape accusations of famous people.

Actually?

>His lyrics are a complete idiocy.
Within the walls of Eden prison
There is a mark upon a stone
And in this place a life was written
And there a stain was laid where I was born
Now, moving through the roots of trees
Deep may their fingers reach
The substance of a mind that feeds
The bodies of the living stones that lead
Up to become the walls of Eden prison

The supine wild beast upon the slab
Would gladly rip the throat from God
If only he could reach up to his white ass
And I am free and will never breathe again
Within the greasy ochre walls of Eden prison
I am free, I will begin again
I am free of the choking hold that began in Eden prison
We are free

But the ships, they sail a sea of glistening turning crimson
They are carrying a cargo to unload at Eden prison

I love his smile

so what was this thread about again?

>no 4:33

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when should I listen to Bumzur - Dat Sum Gangsta Varg?

After Det Som En Gangnam Style

bump

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cringe

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Has anyone actually made a Flowchart for Steve Hackett?

swans for real sucks though, and so does grimes

It isn't (fwiw I'm this chart's author.) The genres linked from outside the dotted circle are meant as a guide for what general sort of sound a new listener can expect from each album - hence the dotted circle keeping them separate from the genres listed (if anyone can suggest a better, known genre fit for Halfaxa than "witch house" I'm all ears.)

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Halfaxa is literally slow ambient techno with vocals, which is why it's shit

Soundtracks for the Blind or Children of God. Neither are pleb and both are probs some of their best works.
Or maybe The Glowing Man. The Glowing Man was the first time I could listen to their 2.5 hour albums in one sitting. It all just works.

Explain how

The larkin grimm incident was litterally Larkin Grimm wanting fame. The entire thing when it was all explained was both of them being too drunk to think straight and Gira misinterpreting something. The fact that she can remember so much is actually unbelievable.

also >Her facebook was full of rape accusations of famous people.
This. They're all weird, but she's probably the one who is most likely to have genuine mental problems.

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The band who can't even find a Fanbase, even on Sup Forums deserves having their chart posted.

Then again, I've started to think it's less that people find The Residents when they need them most. It takes a strong stomach to get into them too.

The list does discount a few albums which don't deserve to be, but other than that it's solid.

>slow ambient techno with vocals
Not helpful. The idea of this chart is to match each of her records with the most unique genre sound it resembles WITHIN the context of her music (ie. what is the strongest outside genre influence that differentiates Halfaxa from other Grimes records) so as to give new listeners a better idea of where to start listening based on their own genre preferences. None of the genre terms you mentioned are unique enough to Halfaxa to be the least bit useful in this context since they all could be said to apply to multiple Grimes releases.

Here's another Grimes flowchart

it's 4'33" u pleb

yes

Can i have Techno,IDM chart please?

bump

Grimes? She's great.

>which is why it's shit
Get some taste, plebicus.

lil ugly mane

Anyone got any more hip hop charts besides this guy?