Similar countries thread

Italy and Japan are the same shit:

>both boot/funny shaped
>both are extremely artistically proficient
>both are culturally descended from a "big bro": Japan (China), Italy (France/Spain/Romania)
>both have funny accent
>both have a sexual problem and extremely low fertility rates
>both are crybabies
>both have an epidemic of NEETs
>both are loud and expressive

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>both are loud and expressive

>Romania
Gypsy detected. Turn off your proxy.

>loud and expressive
Japanese are not expressive at all. They are really quiet too.

west-info.eu/spain-one-of-the-loudest-countries-in-the-world/

>Spain is the second noisiest country in the world, with Japan in first place.

raw sound does not mean they are 'loud and expressive'. Japan is just extremely crowded, so cars/machinery/people speaking will be amplified.

I'm pretty sure OP is talking about people. The Japanese people are the opposite of loud and expressive.

Germany and Sweden are the same shit. Both liberal immigrating loving crucks

This.

Australia and my totilet are the same shit. Both continents created for containing shit and piss (aka australian beer)

Japan
>monarchist
>tea-holic
>indirect language
>very rainy
>islander
> its culture is different to some degree from the continent

I think Japan is not so similar with Italy.
of course, i love pasta and vine

>romania

Subtle.

don't you mean italy and libya

Finland makes me moist

*tickles you*

also, both has been split until 19th.

both suck as allies, but Italy much more

Your toilet is a continent?

korean people keep telling me that koreans and italians think the same way because "they are both peninsulas" and they "both like singing and dancing"

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id say us and japan are much closer, being two great island nations and all, separated by Eurasia

>Japan
>>monarchist
>>tea-holic
>>indirect language
>>very rainy
>>islander
>> its culture is different to some degree from the continent

We all know Japan and the UK are similar. Us island monkeys need to stick together - the great sailor, samurai and demon slayer William Adams would want it this way.

interesting.
I think Korea is similar with Germany ot Spain in 80s
- devided by 1st worlders and 2nd worlders
- long dictatorship age and to gain democracy by moderate revolution

wtf i love japan now

i think turkey and mexico are very similar for some reason.

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>funny accent
Italian accent sounds manly and melodic tb.h

Not really surprise you are loud as fuck.

>Italy
>not even an island

>Kurils

well done describing Britain my dear jap

>implying that's a jap

the atrocious english was bad enough, but this point:

>>both are culturally descended from a "big bro": Japan (China), Italy (France/Spain/Romania)

was really the icing on the cake
it's time to stop posting, andrei

Stop putting Kunashir with Japan. There are Russian army on them who ready to shoot an intruder in sight.

this thread reek of weebiness

japanese are white
italians are niggers

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>Italy (France/Spain/Romania)

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Dr Idris I'm DVX

Both are culturally descended from a "big bro": Japan (China), Italy (Greece)*
*fixed

grece suk

France and China
>cultural centers of their respective continent
>influenced all the countries around them until the 20th century
>their language used to be the lingua Franca of their part of the world
>were the dominant military power until general collapse and raping by crappy neighbors, former tributary states and foreign powers

This. Spain and France actually descended from Italy.

France and Algeria
>muslim
>mediterranean
>arab
>brown
>drive renault

nice

>both are culturally descended from a "big bro": Japan (China), Italy (France/Spain/Romania)
>France

t.Giorgio Rossi

>earthquake

t. Bogdan Alexandrescu

>active volcanoes

>.t Balotelli and his brothers

Australia is really just a warmer Canada.

Balotelli is a nigga son adoptive by jews tipical democratic fuck italian

it really is

>france
>cultural center of europe

holy fuck is every frenchmen this arrogant? they all have endless snobbery.

They have better accents though.

I have also noticed this
Other than accents, sports, fauna, and climate, we are the exact same thing.

Finland and Sweden are literally the same country.

in b4 i get bullied

I always thought Russia shared sone similarities with the US.
>Massive countries
>Ignorant population
>Despised by neighbors
>Oil hungry
>Keeps meddling with the middle east
>Keeps electing idiotic leaders
>Red, White, and Blue flags
>Massive heroin problems
>always acts like they're number 1

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true

no bully

France is unique. UNIQUE!

Fuck off.

and world would be better without both

[spoiler]i like both of their foods
except squid/live animals fucc that shit and fuck squid[/spoiler]

mmmm whats that

THICC

Yep!

Who do you get off pretending that you're Italy, Ireland?

ftfy

>Peninsula divided in two countries.


Not so fast Korea, I'm talking about Spain.

Japan similar with UK or Germany not Italy

We hate each other, sure, but the similarities are there.

Wishful thinking by UK and German weebs and envious Japs.

t. Jean-Mamadou Abdelkader

>poor (average wage is $3500 a year)
>undeveloped oil banana republic
>run by a former kgb agent
>as much of a democracy as north korea
>is full of russians and central asians

I'm honestly not seeing the similarities.
Lots of nature and nukes?

-2 for
>both are culturally descended from a "big bro": Japan (China), Italy (France/Spain/Romania)
and -0.5 for
>both are loud and expressive

Pretty solid contestant for bait of the day overall

What country should be the Spain of Europe?

Dude, similarities are limited. Socially, we are litterally opposites
>le italy sucks as a war ally meme
y u gotta be a diq jermy?
...if you say so

Japan

>Clean street
>A quiet language
>Polite people
>The most developed in Asia
>Lowly corrupt politician

Similar with Italy?

hell no

italy's culture is completely independent you fucking retard
where do you think the roman empire was?

Maximum cringe.