Why is Indian food so shit?

Why is Indian food so shit?

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t. Mamnoon Hussain

If your family restaurant is empty just pretend to be indians.

Sheep shagger our food is literally amongst the best out there.

>slop
>spicy slop
>slop with bread
>spicy slop with bread

wew lad

>food cooked with poo-water
>good
Pick one

Eat snow finnlad

Even been to India?

I wonder how it's to be social retard in India

>No Paratha
>No Chilla
>No Dhuska
>No Kulcha
>No Kachori
>No Bati

Try harder

You wouldn't stand out

>Pronounces those things in poo accent

Naan bread isn't good.

Their slop is like bad thai curry. They literally only eat with a specified hand because they don't wash their hands after wiping their ass.

Kek, why are the other indians getting butt hurt, haven't you tasted their gay cuisine? If you're a vegetarian/vegan eat fucking salads/bread all day and if non veg burn any animal and eat it raw again with a salad/bread

Indians are the social retards of the internet desu

>Speaking about food with UK flag

>Why is Indian food so shit?

so it could align with everything else there

why are indians so salty, i don't understand why you can't take a joke considering you guys live by the poo

Are you the same lad who posted the food poisoning thread last night

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It is in our nature to be patriotic af when talking to foreigners and anti patriotic af when talking with other Indians

Nah

I've been to Birmingham so yes.

>RICE
>RICE
>RICE
>RICE

Fuck off Nguyen

At least I am not slow :D D D

its very good.

>""""""""australian"""""""""""""""""" """"""""""food""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

U r not unique.

>raw fish

Indian food is unironically some of the best in the world. Way better than Chinese, Thai or anything the rest of Asia can offer up.

This. I love Indian food. Too bad they don't eat beef.

>raw radioactive fish*

WHEEYYYY

>uk food

>Be Australian.
>MMMMM GET SOME O DIS OUTBACK GRILL M8.
>SHRIMP ONNA BARBIE!
>It's just fucking roasted meat.
>No spices, no nothing.
>National cuisine.

Let's imagine scenario, shall we?

You live in shit.
Your neighbors live in shit.
Your entire village is filled with shit.
Your food resources are either shit or bread.
Nobody wants to eat shit.
.'. Your cuisine is bread.

you don't even make top 5

My family lived there for almost a decade, my grandfather whas the one who reported to the French government after China tested its first nuke

>Too bad they don't eat beef.
We do.

>when the best food served to the PM is an onion

we do! just not in the north west region
cheenachatti.com/recipe/spicy-beef-roast-recipe/ (south)
wingyipstore.co.uk/recipes/recipe-tamarind-beef-assam-beef.html (north east)

Thai is pretty cool desu

there's a reason it's called street food

Yeah mate, our country that's been around for 200 centuries was born on that shit. Mate.

Rice is for the weak.

>be Filipino
>want to eat
>remember you offered all your food to please dear leader Duterte
>resort to eating wheat reserves again

suck cock

>go to uk
>friend suggests indian
>tell him i hate indian
>takes me to a fancy indian restaurant
>fancy
>indian
>tell him to order me something decent
>orders some chicken mousali for me
>worst chicken i ever had
>2 of those meals cost us 45 pounds
what the fuck, that's thievery right there. Indians are worse than fucking jews, how do they have so many shops

Fucking traitor

>Eating भैंस makes you a traitor

Tell that to Bhole Baba in Pashupatinath or Devi Maa in Kamakhya

The only good Indian food is Tikka Masala.

>Frog
>rating anyone's cuisine as bad
[email protected]

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Plebber than the plebbest

you eat aborted duck eggs LMOA
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its just curry with rice and flatbread. wouldn't that get old after a while?

many people have travelled to india and have said that it's the only thing to eat, as anything else gives you syphilis or someone's pooed in it

ITT: europeans upset that other people season their food

Let's be honest here though, India, Thailand and Indonesia wins the Cuisine-competition beyond the shadow of a doubt.

India has the best curries, best vegetarian food, best bread and best rice.

I would live on palak paneer, korma and mango chicken with garlic naan for the rest of my fucking life if I could

what did you mean by that ?

How cooked do you like your steak, Apoo ?

roit and chapati are the same thing
and puri, naan and roit/chapati feel and taste very different

Fuck off retard it's the best food ever you subhuman so fucking rich and strong no culture can compare

europeans don't add any spices to their food. flavorless paprika and sauces made to cover up rotten meat don't count pierre

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING??

FINLAND SAYING SHIT ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES' FOOD

BFHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS WITH YOUR "MAMMI" DISGUSTING SHIT TIER """FOOD""" BFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Seems to me like you don't know anything about European food.

gotta fit their country

only hungary does that you meme not the whole of europe

british """"""""cuisine"""""""""
literally shit on a plate

hungary has paprika with flavor, for some reason every time I've seen a white person who isn't hungarian use paprika it doesn't actually taste like anything

you should try gosht

Haha yeah you tell em! Fucking weirdo curry noongahs. Whe the fuck would you want FLAVOUR in your food lmao salt is all the seasoning we need

question for poos

is there any other movie more based than this

You haven't seen anything yet. Lets hope some south Indian Sup Forumsro will tell you some of their movies

why are you obsessed with paprika ?

Europe is the only region in the world, along with Japan, where climate and sanitary conditions have allowed us to cultivate the flavor of ingredients for millenias rather that deep boiling/roasting everything and then dipping it in hot sauce.

Here we value meat that tastes good by itself then we complement it with wine, light seasoning and proper vegetables.

I've been to China, India, Japan, North and South America and we are the only place,with Japan, where meat actually tastes good by itself.

Fuck off back to Pakistan you cunt.

Indians (and pakis) are a race of socially inept people. Even the diaspora here.

nah, i like the benefits here ;)

ITT:
>Whitey getting butthurt his bangers and mash can't compare to butter chicken
>Whitey getting butthurt other cultures know how to use a seasoning other than "Salt"
>Whitey getting butthurt that Italian pasta, pizza and spaghetti originated from Chinese noodles, so the only decent food they can offer is based on chinks

>mfw whitey says indian food is shit

>mfw my food is superior and there is nothing bad you could say about it

Of course you do, at least the more babies you subhumans squirt out paradoxically the more this country becomes like the shithole you fled.

Our food is actually very nice, its just that foreigners tend to be very ignorant of it

Nah

thanks for posting delicious food

>MFW you think your country counts as "whitey" anymore

Get out of here Abdullah

and we love it ;)

>says an indian living in china

this is piadina romagnola

Why don't your women shave, Yousef?

Dunno man, seems most of them do, I've seen more women with mustache in India than anywhere else except maybe Turkey.

whoa so you are telling me more than one country invented how to put flour, oil and water together and cook it in a pan

weird tortillas
nice tortilla
this actually looks nice

>indo-european culture originated in India

What is that supposed to imply? What ever flag you are.

Damn Rasheed, your taste is as shit as the street you live on.

>and we are the only place,with Japan, where meat actually tastes good by itself.

Please.

I know OP is just shitposting but Indian food is fucking amazing

>Indian
>Shit

I think you answered your own question mate

Mate you wanna come over here and say that you fookin pufta

Hey gaijin don't bully india.
this is curry in Japan

Curry in Japan is good, although I don't think there's enough variety in the vegetables they put in it. I quite enjoyed this chain Coco Ichibanya when I was there.

Why is australian cuisine is so...
Wait, it doesen't exist.

I couldn't name one Australian dish.
Does kangaroo chops count?

jelly eel..kekkk

Chapati is God tier. Don't know about the others.