/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 35
Nights since last BNM: 0

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Frank fails to top Radiohead/Chance
-Chris Brown arrested for assault
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, Angel Olsen, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

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motherfucking 8.5. It truly is thuggers best

barter 6 is his best.
jeffery is great but it's just too short, and it's main appeal lies in it's great humor..that's why i think everyone is loving it
barter 6 will always be his "accidental" best album in my opinion. it just hit a certain vibe thats unrepeatable if you ask me

Can't wait for Hitunes to come out and get a 9.6

My Woman 9.2 BNM

Review will praise her honesty and bravery and talk about what it means to be a woman in 2016

Bon Iver got a second BNT
9+ confirmed?

angel olsen: 8.8
zomby: 6.7

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>Jeffery is great but it's just too short
You mean the length of a non bloated shit album.

what meme is this

Agreed. B6 is more consistent imo

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

>thread up for 1.5hrs
>10 posts
pitchfork threads r dead, feels good man

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

Angel Olsen is getting at least a 9.0

P4k hate women though, the last one to get a 9.0 was Fiona Apple and while My Woman is great it's nothing compared to the Idler Wheel.

This

angel olsen 8.5 bnm
by jillian mapes
>the sound of a woman trying to figure herself out

>tfw when 10/35 BNMs this year have been 8.5s

Angel's more pop friendly though and that's where we're at. 8.6 or so does however seem more likely.

literally who gives a fuck: the thread

only four more days of vacation. are you nervous for tuesday?

Based on how these threads have been around for years, a decent amount of people

if the cover were as good as BYFFNW, yes. But the weird portrait screams 8.6-8.7

lol accurate

well done familia

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Angel Olsen 8.8 BNM by Jenn Pelly
Junior Boys 7.3 by Cameron Cook
serpentwithfeet 8.0 by Kevin Lozano
William Basinski 8.7 BNR by Kevin Lozano

Well.. Shit!

shiiit
Bon Iver?

who did it better
anohni or serpentwithfeet?

i really want to know im very curious

did what? 2 completely different albums? id argue that the carpenters and the rolling stones did that better a long time ago

i wish i still had the petty worries of college desu, i bet you're nervous about how much of a fag ya are for lovin p4k despite how compromised and craven an outlet it is now tho

Listen to the album, senpai.

last.fm/music/Dead Sara/Pleasure to Meet You
why isn't the top tag "8.3 BNM"?