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*posh german noises of arrogance* edition

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araca

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Ahh yes.

Tell the story of your first kiss, lads.

kpop tbwhwyf

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the gf is dancing on niconico again

I am an aggressively heterosexual man and lesbian porn does absolutely NOTHING for me

Addendum: videos of girls wanking also do nothing for me unless I know the girl involved

This is probably my favourite piece of anti-Trump propaganda due to how catchy it is

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not even mad, it's got some brilliant production value

methinks the runt doth protest too much

fucking freezing

I was awoken today sometime between 8am and 9am by my mother, she said a Policeman was here “for my concern” in a puzzled voice and he said to take my time getting changed I pulled some jeans on and the t-shirt and check shirt I had been wearing yesterday (and the days before that) got descended the stairs pretty quickly, I was excited, my dad was hovering around upstairs as I went down.

It was a lone copper, he looked like President Assad, presumably anglo-saxon though and the bearer of a fuller moustache. He asked if I knew why he was here – classic, trying to get me to admit to something, anything, cut his workload, it’s so obvious and transparent unless it’s your first time and they get you by surprise, I hate to say that I fell for this the first time I encountered it. Told him “no”, he then asked if I’d been sending some messages and then went into detail, said Police Scotland had asked him to check up on me, I’d sent an email about “not wanting a diploma, having no skills and popping pills”, he avoided the term “tranny” that came before pills, I guess he was expecting something different, I look terrible, hadn’t shaved for a few says and my hair is always a state in the morning.

Regarding the email I told him it was sarcastic and I had sent it to my old uni. He didn’t know to whom it had been sent to and he had only received a snippet of the email, I don’t know why he was kept in the dark over these points. I was informed concern was raised over the “popping pills” line. I’d sent the email 5 days ago, if I was seriously taking drugs with the intention of killing myself, I’d be dead by now.

wtf with Sup Forums

just been out in a polo shirt, man up batty boy

me seeing post number 67559613
🤢

>german

Before leaving he just asked the usual stuff if I was harming myself etc., as if anyone every answers the affirmative. I went back upstairs, the copper escorted himself out, my dad asked who it was, I said nothing and the monkey rand down the stairs and through the hallway like a dog so he could open the door and get a peak at a real man before he left. Dad later came into my room and gave me the usual shit, said I better not be misbehaving again, in paki language and as usual the paki words triggered me, they sound so uncivilized.

At least this confirms my uni does have pull with the police, no way this would be investigated normally.

Feeling kinda sick today, could just be because I woke up early or it could be the DNP.

>lesbian porn does absolutely NOTHING for me
>videos of girls wanking also do nothing for me

So you only like looking at dick? And you think you're heterosexual?

Met ronnie today
Me on the left

I fucking HATE 🥝🥝🥝🥝

Probably because only retards who want to self insert as a woman like lesbian porn and then they add this retarded logic like ''DUDE IT'S TWO CHICKS ITS SUPPOSE TO BE HOT LMAO''

When in reality your suppose to self insert as the man which is usually why they get men with ugly face and average builds to fuck the girls.

The guys are blank slates fucking girls you wish you could.

me

should i report poleaboos posts?

>freezing
AHAHHAHA AHAHA ahah aHHAHhha hahaBHAHhAHhbhbAH

Is he wearing a shirt of himself?

Block-faced, authoritarian, depraved fetishistic humourless workaholic autists with a love for beer and destroying Europe

that's a thinker

cyka blyat)))))))))))))))))))))))))

don't you?

Yeah they're perm banned for ban evasion

he's a very famous body builder m8

never happened lmao

We'll get better than a Norway type deal but not quite the full hard brexit

Article 50 will be triggered in the 2nd quarter of 2017

love being woken up by the gf 2bh

TAKE THE POO

>wears polo shirts
>tells others to man up
Screeching

Koreans are mentally ill

>Yeezy goes on a pro-Trump rant
America is a fucking wonderful place.

Just snuck into the European Parliament and triggered article 50, Theresa's gonna be so mad ahaha

Did Kim K end up voting Hillary or Trump?

>Snowing really heavy where I work
>I live quite a bit away over some high ground
>Boss tells me to set off in case it gets worse
>10 mins away from work and it's sunny
>Nice, early Friday finish.

I refuse to pretend to be aroused by lesbian porn just because society says I should

how's that?

reckon you might be bent mate

it's friday /brit/

what do /brit/s do for fun on a friday night

>phoneposters can't see new emojis 🤣
business idea: 🤜🤳🤛

Not sure she ever said.

The gf is going to be devastated

14/88 we need to save the white race

Just snuck into the European Parliament and HOOKED a halfcaste bastard right in his gabber, I proper hook 'em

that'll teach him for wanting to join the bloody Tories haha

when you going to tell her?

Off to the public house

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get rekt down the local

maybe take some drugs

that kind of thing

Then stop dumping your seed into tissues while you jack off to noncey cartoons and make some babies?

>what do /brit/s do for fun on a friday night
the gf

>House phone rings
>Random woman starts accusing me of working for a company to do with drivways
>Tell her she must have the wrong number
>Starts insisting the number is on the website
>No idea what the fuck she's on about
>Have a go at her and tell her to stop going on I'm not a driveway specialist
>She says sorry I'm an old lady my sights bad it's my fault
>Feel bad

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Just pozzed his neghole, lads

business idea: put "trained pianist ;)" in my Tinder profile

You just got female'd.

Women especially Mother's are masters at guilt tripping men who are actually 100% in the right.

try to find a gf cause mine ignores me for 2 days already

i am only out to defend 2D whites from extermination by the 2d jews

Considering cancelling my date for tomorrow, no future to it

Are casual hookups even worth it

why are falls so deadly for old people?

Very much dislike lesbian porn

It was just doing my head in, I know my house number and I am not a driveway specialist whose obviously ripped her off or something but it was the way she was like 'WELL WHY'S YOUR NUMBER ON THE WEBSITE?'

Told her several times it wasn't before she went, oh yeah sorry I've put in the wrong one.

Fucking old people.

I don't know how I feel about this. Feel sorry for the kid but also he used grindr so, you know.

brittle bones

>See sister's phone unlocked
>Cheekily check her chrome settings
>curiously open history
>"stringy discharge" search

nope.amv

Love how insulting jannys and moderators is a bannable offense but we all do it anyway and like the cucked little shit he is, he takes it every time

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Bit wide

cuck!

Literally just sat down to eat pulled chicken cheers m8

Watch as Canadian politicians fight over the use of the word fart in Parliament:
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right side is a bit too long lad

The arm on the right is one block longer than the arm on the left.

The arms to the top and bottom are a further 2 blocks shorter than the arm to the left.

I give it a 2/10 correct form bad proportions. Try again.

God, what is it with these gay people and insisting on sharing fucking HIV, jesus christ

>posting shit like this after the snoopers charter

you're done mate, the filth are on their way as we speak

Not symmetrical you cunt, TRY AGAIN

#yournoHindu

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>The arms to the top and bottom are a further 2 blocks shorter than the arm to the left.
that's wrong though, they're 3 shorter

oh my shart

Wait

You have to use a condom when you do anal?

Fucked the gf in the arse like 10 times now. Bit worried.

All that she wants in another baby

to be fair alberta is a fart

You're right I phrased it stupidly (further 2 shorter meant 3 shorter in my mind but the right was actually longer).

I give myself 1/10 I will try again tomorrow.

how do we stop the cucks?

poo baby incoming

You don't have to, but it's advisable.
I do

Sometimes I wish I browsed reddit instead of Sup Forums just so I could me3at beautiful women like this.

>askgaybros

Gay people do you fucking retard, benders are swimming in STDs

hmm

Oh my fucking god.

Imagine being this out of touch.

Just went to see Kimi No Na Wa in a cinema that had no one else in it but me, was actually pretty good since I got to shout at the screen and everything.

Made me sad my life is boring as fuck.

redbone is lit fire pham

Well with shit for brains like this that's probably how you came about

Why does it afflict benders but not us?