Ywn be a greasy, MUH HERITAGE, Italian American

>ywn be a greasy, MUH HERITAGE, Italian American

Bappity boopy bippity bappity boopy

im not Italian but i got a greasy American sausage with youre moms name on it lmao

OHHHHH EHHHHHHHH WHAT AM I AN ASSHOLE???!!?

>tfw I'm a greasy, MUH HERITAGE, Italian-Australian instead

>Italian-Australian

You have to go back

>tfw greasy
>tfw dark hair and dark eyes
Can I be honorary Italian?
I'm afraid my skin is too pale.

QUE DECIS LA CONCHA DETU MADRE?

Muh heritage tiers.

God tier:
>French

Great tier:
>Italian
>Hispanic (full European)

Good tier:
>Scandinavian
>Anglo
>Japanese

Okay tier:
>German
>Greek
>Slav
>Balkan
>non-Japanese East Asian

Bad tier:
>"""Hispanic""" (mestizo mutt)
>T*rk

Meme tier:
>Irish
>Arab
>KANGZ

t. Gennaro Mastromauro

>God tier:
>>French
>Great tier:
>>Italian
>>Hispanic (full European)


Holy shit no. Anglo, German, Irish and Scandinavian are the good muh heritages.

Anglo, German, and Irish heritage is so common that it shouldn't even be considered a muh heritage. It's like a generic Amerimutt blend what you posted.

That's why it's the good heritages

>that episode of tony and paulie who always brag about muh heritage got culture shocked in italy

God-emporer tier
>Prisoner

>This triggers the Americano

wtf is that

...

Watch it poland

Really squid ink? WTF italy

>spaghetti

I prefer risotto al nero di seppia

B U T T H U R T
:-DDDDD

ALL UR ANCESTORS FUCKED BY TURKS

>tfw portuguese-arab mix

fuck, now I'm hungry

I had it in Italy, it was pretty nice