British culture and language edition
/brit/
Jordan Roberts
Henry Gutierrez
/balt/
Landon Powell
I said what are you up to tonight lads
William Morales
got big plans for tonight lads
I'll give you a hint: it involves drinking alone
Adrian Powell
jay from this morning
got a date lads
fuck you all
Christopher Adams
Alri
Ayden Jenkins
need to do a poo if I'm honest with you
Noah Baker
'ello lads
Jordan Roberts
sounds good
Matthew Nguyen
sleep soon i reckon
Aaron Cooper
I'm as right wing as they come
Hate pakis
Hate poles
No to all migrants, BREXIT now
You wear a burka, I ship you back off to Pakistan
Connor Wood
kingdoms > republics
prove me wrong
pro tip
you can't
Aiden Cooper
this is so soothing lads
youtube.com
Jayden Foster
>I'm as right wing as they come
Otherwise known as a "moron"
How long have you been on the dole?
Brody Smith
She's still not messaged me back lads
Really regret asking her out now, would have been able to just keep nicely chatting if I hadn't
Fuck
Evan King
>putting girls on a petal stool
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Josiah Cooper
yes i can
prove me wrong
David Lopez
October 2015 but I'm doing Royal Mail temp work for a month
Colton Parker
the burden of proof
Gavin Harris
Robert Edwards
On the plus side at least this answers the does she like me question. Shame about the answer.
Eli Rogers
a republic was necessary to ensure the liberty of the English
Cameron Rodriguez
>I'm a stupid son of a bitch, prove me wrong
Why the fuck should I you fairy loving crossdresser?
Tyler Brooks
Literally every day I tell my mother to either take that rag off her head or fuck off back to Pakistan
Kevin Price
>I'm as right wing as they come
>
>Hate pakis
>Hate poles
>No to all migrants, BREXIT now
>You wear a burka, I ship you back off to Pakistan
Isaac Hill
dont give up
i wont give up
dont give up
no no no
Ryan Torres
I just want a qt, but the fact is my standards are so specific I'll never get what I want.
Mason Ortiz
If I get dubs that means I'm going to win the Euromillions tonight.
Jaxson Lewis
If I do I'll get a gf
Grayson Green
even more soothing
Jacob Taylor
I get both
Carson Collins
Are you even worth the demands you have?
Kayden Garcia
didn't aim that at you but haha thats pretty edgy nonetheless
Luke Mitchell
>sister turns off Netflix and puts terrestrial TV on at 4pm on a weekday
>monkey see, monkey do
Looks like the inbred Derbyshire creature couldn't craft his own post, he just copied and posted one by a being ITT that isn't descended from a long line of horsefuckers
Wyatt Watson
Now look at this net that I just found!
Owen Murphy
We're all doomed la
Jose Diaz
If I get dubs that means I win the £33 million, Praise Kek
Adrian Russell
pic
Thanks, I aims to please, massa
And just to be clear, I'm not kidding, my mother knows that too
James Carter
Dozed off at around 10 and woke up just now at 3am
Tyler Bell
>62626
that's close enough surely
Nathaniel Butler
Oh god no. Of course I'm not.
Carson Thompson
the paki-hating paki gimmick amuses me to no end
not surprising that he hates himself
Cooper Parker
that euromillions is mine
Kayden Ross
oh no you fuckign anglo turd
you dont get off that easy
hahahahah
now youre going to be culturally enriched with your own medicine
AHAHAHAHA
go ahead and try to brexit
see what happens
yous r just a star on the flag now. HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEH
Connor Reyes
two friends have birthdays today I'll probably go pres which one my housemates go to
Jack Watson
sounds shite
Logan Lewis
Not sure it counts 2bh
Caleb Diaz
he's not anglo
he's a paki
and everybody should STOP RESPONDING
Robert Clark
hmm yes the cloudy and bleak weather today PERFECTLY reflects my future prospects on life more than any movie or character would
Ian Cook
12irl.tumblr.com
I love pakis
Thomas Young
Hudson Adams
had a dream the fat but fun girl from college was going to come and visit with her friends
shame that isn't happening
Nicholas Myers
>goes afk and robs me of victory
noooo fu
Grayson Thompson
what is this f.lux bollocks it looks like someone spilled tea all over my monitor
Aiden Price
>poley
>anglo
screeching
Noah Jones
>Looks like the inbred Derbyshire creature couldn't craft his own post, he just copied and posted one by a being ITT that isn't descended from a long line of horsefuckers
Kayden Cruz
welcome to the master race
Jayden Young
You'll get what you ask for when you do become so.
Bentley Campbell
Honestly quite angry at my parents choosing the UK to immigrate to 20 odd years ago, literal munterland
Jayden Brooks
>tumblr.com
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
Luke Perez
Why does Sup Forums hate John Oliver so damn much?
Carter Peterson
Zachary Price
so gtfo
Jace Ward
I don't hate myself, I am enlighten paki, the one in one million
j-j-janny, pls!
Isaiah Bailey
is that the paki from that pic
Luke Perry
its a prank
Landon Roberts
Death in the family lads.
Wyatt Ramirez
wish i had a gf to rub my sore neck/back and kiss it better :(
Blake Flores
YOU DO KNOW YOU CAN BUILD THOSE RIGHT
Aiden Long
dumb as a brick lads
Ian Sanders
what pic
Luke Walker
Where were they from?
Easton Morales
got told that I have an aggressive personality earlier
I asked what it meant and apparently it doesn't mean I'm aggressive, it's just that I tend to dominate the conversation and dictate the tone when we're in a group of people
Jeremiah Cox
You probably have some horse DNA, since the time of the Romans your people were quarantined and dubbed "horse people"
He's funny and BTFOs them so often
Hunter Reed
Like most things on Sup Forums it was a meme that got a bit out of hand.
Jonathan Cruz
Who the fuck are you?
Afghanistan, land of the free, home of the brave
Landon Ramirez
was a rather good batman story desu
Nicholas Lopez
really feel bad for stupid people 2bh
John Sanders
jelly. im smart as such things are expected of me
Jordan Johnson
let me guess you a chink
Austin Collins
*proves you wrong*
King Charles II is the true hero
FOY
Nolan Thomas
>Afghanistan, land of the free, home of the brave
hahaha
Nolan Green
Sure, I prefer Knightfall and Morrisons run desu
Juan Bell
got told this at a job interview once after a group exercise
wanted to just strangle all those dumb normies
Blake Diaz
Feeling the fatigue from DNP now
Austin King
Bet you unironically believe in the divine right of kings
Cromwell saved England
Dominic Watson
>post something in /brit/
>a thai, a pole and a german respond
the absolute STATE of this general
Kayden Thompson
wew lads
have this IRL gimmick where i can get my willy in my bum and then cum, so it goes into me and then i swing my legs over my head and let it come out over my face
i was going to do it just now but didn't feel like it so i just let it out over a towel, luckily for me i did that because it was mixed with blood, think i scratched myself when i was playing
close call there
Thomas Moore
Hmmm.
Really makes you think
Easton Cooper
>Identifying as your nationality/ethnicity
You really are a punk bitch
Parker Anderson
I meant a literal death in the famalam.
Owen Morris
you some kind of racist? :/
Alexander Jenkins
got a flight to Bratislava at 7am
James Roberts
look at the bright side
At least you can go back to Afghan any time you want, you got family there for support.
Meanwhile a pom will be a prisoner there forever.
Adrian Gonzalez
we can go there too, it's called enlisting
Anthony Williams
just applied to be a janny lads
Samuel Butler
Let's say you win the lottery tonight, what would be the first couple things you do and buy as soon as you claim?
Easton Butler
You should let other people get their voice across.
I can imagine being in a group interview with you, not letting anyone else get a word in edge ways.
Levi Edwards
based kanye
Jaxon Kelly
Knightfall was good
Morrison has some very nice Batman stories. He did The Resurrection of Ra's al Ghul I think
yeah jason todd haha