What would the American version of yourself be like?

What would the American version of yourself be like?

Straight, high test, into cars.

individualistic, insecure, autistic and fat

Fat, loud, statist

Wait..

fat and insecure with shit in my underwear

Same as here except there I could buy a gun to kill myself

I would grow corn in a farm in Minessota and play de banjo

Just like me instead I have the ability to talk to random strangers at length.

Fat

mah niggro i`m gonna bitch you ass ooga booga hhuh