One of these threads
One of these threads
Camden Phillips
Evan Wood
aaaaaoooooeeeeeaaaaaa
Jeremiah Reyes
This is not the correct way of using this meme
It's supposed to use sarcasm and irony in an intelligent way in order to make its receiver look like an idiot, without (optional) saying bad or strong vocabulary, and always with good riddance
Leo Nelson
tg
Connor Clark
This thread would be more appropriate on Sup Forums.
Jason Mitchell
Not an argument.
Lincoln Russell
oh fug
Honestly expecting this level of post from a leaf though.
Jason Mitchell
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Asher Sanchez
post em you faggots
Oliver Wilson
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David Cook
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David Roberts
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Parker Butler
fucking fucknuts
Robert Gomez
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Eli Foster
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Camden Barnes
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Jacob Taylor
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Ethan Richardson
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Blake Sanders
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Hudson Campbell
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Gabriel Miller
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James Hernandez
Ehehwjieej in d
Joshua Peterson
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Brayden Rodriguez
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
Samuel Lewis
got your back f.a.m.
Nolan Ramirez
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Jaxson Green
That was pretty clever Finland. Now I can't blame you for not posting enough to start a thread, since it wasn't your intention to begin with.
Dominic Ward
ok, now fuck off
Ian Ross
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David James
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Justin Perry
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Aiden Peterson
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Juan Flores
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Julian Miller
kek
Nathaniel Howard
aaaaaaaaaasdsasd
Christopher Watson
Jokes on you im already black, and ready to take ur wimmubz