/eurovision/ formerly /bet/

Eurovision HYPE edition
>Green book sub-edition

Previous thread: >Helpful links
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>/bet/ wiki
slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

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First for Russia like air.

H-how's my book looking lads?
Scared

Forgot pic

WORLD

I dont have any Eurovision bets on.

What shall I put my money on.

Seriously?
I have no clue what I'm doing

belgium top 10 @ 3.65

Put it towards having sex

Fuck off you shill.

I need Euan / BT to spoonfeed me actual Euro bets.

I hope your bot has deep pockets Putin. This drift will turn into an unstoppable tsunami later.

Should I be laying or backing Russia?

Lay Russia
Back Sweden top 3
Back Armenia top 5
Back Austria top 10

Logging off for a while

Tempted to lay this massive steamer at Newmarket

disagree on armenia, but they're good for a trade if you back them now, wont do well but spotty nerds that have betfair accounts will back her after she performs

can someone PLEASE lend me £20

Austria is fanwank

jk lol

How do i put in lays on my spreadsheet?

as a back with your liability as a stake

sure what's your address and exchange rate in USD, guy?

What the fuck does that even mean.

30 dollars. paypal: eloquentia @ hotmail.co.uk

thank u, in advance, i will return the stake once i secure a victory

just go gay for pay, you're a fuccboi as it is.

i have dignity mind you

i suspect you don't even need a spreadsheet from this post

Sent.

you clearly do not.

i wish someone actually sent me the money. im considering punting on reffocs' next tip, or maybe euan's.

Okay I'm chasing Hougang losses on unders in Fluminese U19 game. Line seems too high for 50 minutes of play

SP, you are so so so annoying.
Get a trip, need to filter you.

1 more from Hougang would be bliss

Calijah on suicide watch

Good tip tbf
Taken u3

Who the fuck plays 50 minutes.

HOUGANG SURREAL

CAN'T SASS THE HASS

Friendly reminder that you will never find a girlfriend who doesn't go clubbing, especially if you live in the South.

South Albania?

Hass so good

Freiberg 5-2.
Can't stop winning won't stop winning
Why would I wanna live in Southern Albania

daily reminder that if you didn't smack sassuolo @1.90 yesterday you lost around 30 points

price is 1.6x now

there is still time, unless it goes down to 1.01, it is value.

How's your ev book looking lid? X

...

Post slip.

On Malta top 10 finish in Eurovision at 5/4

Not a huge bet, just have it on good authority they have spent a shit load on the act this year and they won the semi final by a significant amount. Results not released to the public but info from someone in the know

Green as my highlights lid

Stop fucking asking for money then.

That's all you seem to do in any /bet/ thread. Get £20 yourself and use that.

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i don't have any. i lost it all, on juventus

Kozakken Boys double chance 100% legit

Serie A frenchie been hard at work flipping those burgers I see.

been home raping those blackjack tables mate
1xBet on suicide watch.

Can't stop topping up on Australia, imagine how much they win the jury vote by

Should've put that on my unders tip desu

>betting on mafia
it was fixed

you don't need to rub it in

i'm not a clueless leech, i bet on my tips.

>tfw you wake up hungover AF and the first post you see is from juveguy

They didn't win the semi

i'm an inter fan, so i hope a juve hater is born in you.

how much you down m8 ?

An australian bookie is offering $5 for aus to win

DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO

i put £200 on juve and lost everything. now my only hope is to beg for a new bank roll on /bet/

I have it on good authority they won it by a significant amount.

How about getting a job you cretin.

IMAGINE putting 200 pounds not only on a mainstream game but on Juves C lineup

i'd love one

>200

you'll survive. get over it and move on.

look, can some of you rich lads dealing in the thousands just toss a tenner my way so i can kickstart my betting career

your chin needs a serious test

www.wonga.com

get a fucking grip mate

shitposting or not, honestly take a look at yourself

Can someone ban this nigger already

I swear to God you were begging all yesterday and some brave lad gave you £30 which you also bet on shitty tips

>I swear to God you were begging all yesterday and some brave lad gave you £30 which you also bet on shitty tips
nah i didn't get anything. he was trolling

Daily reminder to go LARGE on IPL

youtube.com/watch?v=E3RbgDflZ-0

i will, reffocs, if you pass me a coin or two

I would but I dont have paypal

what do you have?

Daily reminder
He's coming back today

Post your bank details and I'll send it via mobile banking

going for a haircut. £9 and a free beer. +ev af t b h

b-but that's not safe

It doesn't even matter it won't let you post it even if you wanted to because it stars out the numbers

>Not spending £50 on a patrician af haircut

>he doesn't have several bank accounts

-ev

would rather put it on the horses, lid.

Saturday without footy feels like sex without an orgasm

Webb so lewd

>You are now thinking of Peter bending one up his missus after a day of greening up

Getting calls and texts from "friends" who forgot about my birthday, somehow found out about it during the week and now expect me to have a party. pmsl how upset they get when I tell them to fuck off and that I don't have anything planned.

Putting my remaining possessions on Frankfurt DC simply because I want them to win.

WHAT'S
THE
FUCKING
BET

juviguy to an hero @ 3.50

ffs peter

VALUE
A
L
U
E

I'm not the desperate one here lid

Very dece

IPL? The Indian poomier league?

now at 1.50.

rip.

What's the best betting site lads?

tonybet.com

bet3000

Unibet.
Their new site is so functional and easy to navigate