Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Thanks autismo 9000.

Why do you keep posting her pics?

Because he can.

Why do you like Japan in 2016?

why you everytime posting slant eyes women

Because I'm a degenerate.

...again? are you sure?

Small girl is a bit of a fetish for me cause you can carry them around and since you are far bigger they are totally overpowered.

anime

Would you date a girl who did cosplaying?

cool culture.

no, but i wanna date with emo girl

I'm not in position to 'choose' my gf.

This. I don't have girls lining up before my door m8.

Simply "no"

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What does the F. stand for?

Why do Japanese girls do this with their eyes? It looks terrible.

They believe it's cute. They have inferior feels to their slant eyes.

ayy lmao

F pls.

They have a complex in their eyes, the company answered their needs
But, this photo machine can leg gets thinner and the eyes of a man are processed, I agree with your opinion its disgusting

Just "fffffff"

It's the noise he makes when he has to post in another taorila thread.

A qt Jap cosplayer maybe.

たったいま気づいたけどスライムってイスラムのアナグラムじゃないか?

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A FUCKING RED DOT

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15㎝位までの身長差が居心地良いね。
好きになってしまったから仕方がないけど、20㎝以上の身長差があると、大きいなあ…って思う。

It's breddy aesthetic

父は189cmと母は165cmだ。大丈夫だよ。

Po-chan

うん、今のところ、日常生活にほとんど支障はないけどね。
相手の寝相が悪い時に潰されたり、少し首が痛くなるくらいで。
相手が寝たきりになってしまった時にはどうしよう…

stop
tao-rila
no one says 乙 to you
わいは180cmやけど
嫁は160cm
弱り目に祟り目
子供の生まれる前は
俺の左脇が嫁の枕だった
冬は暖かいしね
大丈夫
気にしない

もっと大きいなベッドを買う :D

父より大きな僕が183㎝だけだけど、背が160㎝女の子を付き会ったらいいと思う。
小さいから守っていられる気があるよ。

はめながら
キスするのには
少し不便

まあ、今から将来の事を心配しすぎても仕方がないね。
成るようにしかならないだろうし。
ありがとう。

大きいと、安心感はあるね。なんとなく。

Tonight's pudding

心配しないよ親愛が道を必ず見つける

And on the inside

hey, I remember you cooked the same dish yesterday. Do you really like the pudding?

No yesterday was different

Golden again? Does the gold stuff taste of anything?

No it's purely for decoration, it's tasteless

これ絶対入ってるよね

maybe your insides are all golden now.

those look incredible!!

ごろんごろ猫
youtube.com/watch?v=Uwv__uY-Qp0

>これ絶対入ってるよね
何が?

You just put some golden powders on the pudding of yesterday. I guess the pudding itself is the same one?

動画には猫のちんぽが見られる

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looks so yummy.
I love choco and toffee.

www

外雨降ってる。
仕事行ってきます。

ロマンチック映画だから理想の話だよ

実生活は詰まらないで、映画のような濃厚なキスしたい。

いってらー!

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いってらっしゃい。

「猫」に見えるw
痛そうな絵 (((;゚Д゚)))

no you can see the boxes behind, also that glitter comes inside the pack

Is there a taste difference between them?
And what made you to buy the Sup Forums pass..

did the glitter colour your mouth golden?

well one of them is chocolate pudding with orange sauce in the middle

the other one is chocolate sponge with caramel sauce

so yes there is a difference

the chocolate sponge already had the glitter on it, but for the chocolate melt in the middle pudding, this one that came with a sachet of golden glitter, the glitter dispersed everywhere including on my hands, my clothes and my table and it was really pretty as it sparkled while floating throught the air

if you had a chance , would you put your penis inside the cake ( i cant really tell how big it is just by the picture)

no because it had hot caramel in the hole

and if you let it cool down first?

bad hitos

are you this girl from luxembourg or are you another poster?

no because its messy

How hard do you think Abe rekt Trump when they met?

>照り焼きチキン焼きたい
>生ジンジャーがない
>でも、飴したジンジャーがある
>照り焼きマリネに入れた
危ない案だろうかもしれん (´・ω・`)

ところで、俺の醤油はおならのような臭い (´・ω・`;)

日本語は少し難しです。

>飴したジンジャー
それおいしいの?

heh

youtube.com/watch?v=190O-TVXZE0&t=5s

not at all

MAKI

why, lad?

trump would be out of his depth against a seasoned politician like abe

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BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD

yeah sure
let's pretend

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What do you think about Hideo Kojima?
It's ridiculous how the Europe and USA celebrate him. He didn't deliver a good game for years

wew lad! wew lad!

Like that time when he was the only amateur running for president against all those seasoned professional politicians?

litteraly who?
Nobody has talked about him for the last 10 years.

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One of my favourite film directors!

youtube.com/watch?v=RE-uhXKO-nk

the people cheered for him at the E3
They love the Metal Gear Solid Snake
But he never delivered it again

真ジンジャーけど、ジンジャーの辛い味と一緒に甘い味があり、シコシコな感触もあり、佐藤と被せた。
下手くそ日本語ですみません
It's real ginger, but it's also sweet and chewy along with ginger's spicy flavor. It's also covered in sugar

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