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kay-on

I can't remember the last time I had fun that wasn't Brexit/Trump related.

What's happened to me?

New thread already??

Best weather girl

me again

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if your weather girl hasn't shagged a former prime minister I shan't be reading your post

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ok put headphones in

don't like being attached to my laptop by wires
but it's ok

anibe

I spray my blood curry-induced diarrhea on the faces of Anglos

abnormie 2bh

you should get out a bit

not tried the macaroni cheese one yet. was going to give the beef bourginon and dauphinoise potatoes one a go next, working my way through them desu

/hazza/

2020
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2
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Alright lads I had an idea

A house party in hell

Going to be a billionaire

wish essex was my friend

my problem with headphones is that i can't hear anything going on around me so i'm always worried someone is saying something to me or something innit

what should the first message i send be

srsly, i'm shit at this

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god tier commie slag

aisha/sara/rosy are pussies

ESSEX MENTIONED

wish cheshire were my friend

im the only friend you need mate

i like you x

i'm shit too
when i had tinder i usually got a response from just saying "hey name emoji"

do they have any interesting photos or shit on their bio?

what emoji??

>female banter

cringe

does anyone know what her name is?

loving the seaxes my friend

super fast reply

smiley one
don't go for the one with red cheeks because makes you look like a beta

t. expert

Just realised how socially damaged I am. I am 23 and have absolutely 0 idea how to give someone a sincere compliment. I can only "banter the opposite", like if someone draws something that looks good, I'll say it looks like complete shit.

How do you compliment someone?

I have no one to go out with. I burned those bridges years ago.

wrong

Wish I could tell you. I do the same.

me

I'm rocking out with the surround sound in your honor m80 (currently Bonobo)

What should I blast for you?

>How do you compliment someone?

say the opposite of "it looks like complete shit"

HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE BARRY SHITPEAS

honestly just want a loving relationship that will last until the day i die

what are my chances of finding one?

that's absolutely fine mate

although you want to be careful doing that with girls

The last "compliment" I attempted to give was meeting a qt from uni for coffee. She'd done her makeup and put on her new clothes to meet me, and I told her she looks like a dolled-up Jazzy Jeff.

youtube.com/watch?v=_UYEOeyRm4E

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what a fucking shit post

wrong

>what are my chances of finding one?
hold on a minute, need to do some calculations

>it's a get drunk on whiskey and watch auschwitz documentaries on netflix

ah yes

>2 pint cans left

it's not looking good for me lads, and i don't think i can do a shop run in this state either

would you say we're online friends?

>ywn be a guard in a concentration camp with her as a prisoner and fall in love with her but then gas her anyway in the end

get/change your job and make friends with your co workers

force yourself to outgoing and relaxed (ie. don't be yourself)

after a bit you get used to it and then you're sorted

t. you in a couple of years

who's this semen demon?

It struck me that I have never asked anyone at work what they did or have planned for the weekend, despite that being the most common conversation in the office.

I cannot even pretend to be interested in the lives of plebs even for purposes of smalltalk.

genuinely spend more time watching hearthstone youtube videos than any other form of media besides posting on Sup Forums, and i don't even have the game installed anymore

>made a joke about a girls weight at work even though she's perfect weight and not even remotely skinny or fat
>she developed an eating disorder and everyone i work with blames me constantly for it
>she goes into the toilet about 4-5 times a day to force herself to throw up
>looks pale, gormless and faints about once a week at her desk

I tell girls they look beautiful when I'm drunk and I can barely keep back from laughing in their face even then

>mfw catching myself humming salil sawarim in public

yes this definitely happened

Liverpool's mum has just picked him up and he's fallen asleep on the back seat

good lad

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Down a pint of water
Pee
Run to the store
Run back
Pee
Down the 2 pints you have now
Open up whatever you bought
Party hardy

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I did say not to do it with girls lad

at the airport

The absolute state of this.....

I had an empathy cringe

please post said emoji

there's loads of smiley ones

just found a little bit of gin and half a bottle of jager

everything is okay my yank friendo

bof, y a mieux down south

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Fuck off reddit

>brexit vote wins
>normoids get angry
>absolutely nothing happens

>Trump wins
>normoids get angry
>absolutely nothing happens

Why does it feel like even these political """happenings""" are all completely damp squibs? Seems like it will take nothing short of a meteor 1km wide absolutely fucking earth to actually shake the ingrained infrastructure.

me on the right

no

you wont even get skype

Beamed it to the PS4 la
SS vol is at a 22
This better be good

where are ye off to?

emojipedia.org/slightly-smiling-face/

i'm no expert idk why you're asking me

g.l.

What's brit listening to?

hope you like techno lid

>Muslim lad stops and says "soon brother"

:/

the results came back mate, and i have to say you might not be pleased

banter

I ASKED YOU

TO DANCE AT

THE DISCO

BUT YOU SAID NO

Yes, I agree

Minneapolis

Off for a shit then a wank

maisie

>Jager
Everything is far from ok laddy

youtube.com/watch?v=LJfJPxLntZU

go on, tell me

mentioned

>it's a forget to type episode at the end of your post episode
ah yes

someone left it round mine from pres one time month ago and i haven't touched it yet

but it's still alcohol so it's ok

yeri

It's the buildup lad.

The real earthquake will be when the Syrian Civil War ends with an Assad victory and the Middle East explodes

Ironically it's the happening Sup Forums has no idea is coming

Oh green world

Don't desert me now

canadian designed rifle

>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>it's shit

The Chemical Brothers are my go-to when I'm feeling the groove