Are Lucy edition
/brit/
kay-on
I can't remember the last time I had fun that wasn't Brexit/Trump related.
What's happened to me?
New thread already??
Best weather girl
me again
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if your weather girl hasn't shagged a former prime minister I shan't be reading your post
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ok put headphones in
don't like being attached to my laptop by wires
but it's ok
anibe
I spray my blood curry-induced diarrhea on the faces of Anglos
abnormie 2bh
you should get out a bit
not tried the macaroni cheese one yet. was going to give the beef bourginon and dauphinoise potatoes one a go next, working my way through them desu
/hazza/
2020
0
2
0
Alright lads I had an idea
A house party in hell
Going to be a billionaire
wish essex was my friend
my problem with headphones is that i can't hear anything going on around me so i'm always worried someone is saying something to me or something innit
what should the first message i send be
srsly, i'm shit at this
god tier commie slag
aisha/sara/rosy are pussies
ESSEX MENTIONED
wish cheshire were my friend
im the only friend you need mate
i like you x
i'm shit too
when i had tinder i usually got a response from just saying "hey name emoji"
do they have any interesting photos or shit on their bio?
what emoji??
>female banter
cringe
does anyone know what her name is?
loving the seaxes my friend
super fast reply
smiley one
don't go for the one with red cheeks because makes you look like a beta
t. expert
Just realised how socially damaged I am. I am 23 and have absolutely 0 idea how to give someone a sincere compliment. I can only "banter the opposite", like if someone draws something that looks good, I'll say it looks like complete shit.
How do you compliment someone?
I have no one to go out with. I burned those bridges years ago.
wrong
Wish I could tell you. I do the same.
me
I'm rocking out with the surround sound in your honor m80 (currently Bonobo)
What should I blast for you?
>How do you compliment someone?
say the opposite of "it looks like complete shit"
HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE BARRY SHITPEAS
honestly just want a loving relationship that will last until the day i die
what are my chances of finding one?
that's absolutely fine mate
although you want to be careful doing that with girls
The last "compliment" I attempted to give was meeting a qt from uni for coffee. She'd done her makeup and put on her new clothes to meet me, and I told her she looks like a dolled-up Jazzy Jeff.
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what a fucking shit post
wrong
>what are my chances of finding one?
hold on a minute, need to do some calculations
>it's a get drunk on whiskey and watch auschwitz documentaries on netflix
ah yes
>2 pint cans left
it's not looking good for me lads, and i don't think i can do a shop run in this state either
would you say we're online friends?
>ywn be a guard in a concentration camp with her as a prisoner and fall in love with her but then gas her anyway in the end
get/change your job and make friends with your co workers
force yourself to outgoing and relaxed (ie. don't be yourself)
after a bit you get used to it and then you're sorted
t. you in a couple of years
who's this semen demon?
It struck me that I have never asked anyone at work what they did or have planned for the weekend, despite that being the most common conversation in the office.
I cannot even pretend to be interested in the lives of plebs even for purposes of smalltalk.
genuinely spend more time watching hearthstone youtube videos than any other form of media besides posting on Sup Forums, and i don't even have the game installed anymore
>made a joke about a girls weight at work even though she's perfect weight and not even remotely skinny or fat
>she developed an eating disorder and everyone i work with blames me constantly for it
>she goes into the toilet about 4-5 times a day to force herself to throw up
>looks pale, gormless and faints about once a week at her desk
I tell girls they look beautiful when I'm drunk and I can barely keep back from laughing in their face even then
>mfw catching myself humming salil sawarim in public
yes this definitely happened
Liverpool's mum has just picked him up and he's fallen asleep on the back seat
good lad
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Down a pint of water
Pee
Run to the store
Run back
Pee
Down the 2 pints you have now
Open up whatever you bought
Party hardy
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I did say not to do it with girls lad
at the airport
The absolute state of this.....
I had an empathy cringe
please post said emoji
there's loads of smiley ones
just found a little bit of gin and half a bottle of jager
everything is okay my yank friendo
bof, y a mieux down south
Fuck off reddit
>brexit vote wins
>normoids get angry
>absolutely nothing happens
>Trump wins
>normoids get angry
>absolutely nothing happens
Why does it feel like even these political """happenings""" are all completely damp squibs? Seems like it will take nothing short of a meteor 1km wide absolutely fucking earth to actually shake the ingrained infrastructure.
me on the right
no
you wont even get skype
Beamed it to the PS4 la
SS vol is at a 22
This better be good
where are ye off to?
emojipedia.org
i'm no expert idk why you're asking me
g.l.
What's brit listening to?
hope you like techno lid
>Muslim lad stops and says "soon brother"
:/
the results came back mate, and i have to say you might not be pleased
banter
I ASKED YOU
TO DANCE AT
THE DISCO
BUT YOU SAID NO
Yes, I agree
Minneapolis
Off for a shit then a wank
maisie
>Jager
Everything is far from ok laddy
go on, tell me
mentioned
>it's a forget to type episode at the end of your post episode
ah yes
someone left it round mine from pres one time month ago and i haven't touched it yet
but it's still alcohol so it's ok
yeri
It's the buildup lad.
The real earthquake will be when the Syrian Civil War ends with an Assad victory and the Middle East explodes
Ironically it's the happening Sup Forums has no idea is coming
Oh green world
Don't desert me now
canadian designed rifle
>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>it's shit
The Chemical Brothers are my go-to when I'm feeling the groove