Worst RYM Reviews

post ones that miss the point, make no sense, or are just completely embarrassing.

He's right though

No he's not.

hate the album all you want, but this is a terrible review

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looking for the joanna newsome one where he has a high school crush on her

It's true. You need to like manga porn to like midori, the cover is literally a manga porn

Should of given it 1 star, 2 and a half is way too generous.

>Should of

What's wrong with talking about dicks?

>Should of
Well, I can't say I expected any better for your kind.

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Nothing, that's why it was posted in the thread

Not really a great album, I don't get the circlejerking.

I can't believe someone took the time to write this.

Any of those disgusting, pretentious reviews that drone on for paragraphs about some personal anecdote or something else completely unrelated to the music, with vague tie-ins to the album / name drops thrown in to justify it as a "review". Some of them don't even bother to do that. I'd post an example, but they're literally fucking everywhere.

This.

God, I hate that "Vito_James" faggot

Did roger waters write this?

I've literally only done this once and it was for my favorite album.

when rym reviewers do it i just shrug it off... when professional review websites do it, it rubs me the wrong way completely. i don't need your anecdote just tell me if you thought it sounded good

>seattle junkie queen
immediately shit

Seattle_Junkie_Queen is the worst reviewer on RYM easily, every one of his reviews is cringeworthy

Pretentious doesn't mean "using big words"

Believe it or not there's a place for discussion outside of nebulous sarcasm and meme replies

And they're talking about things unrelated to the music because it puts into context things about the album and what it represents

You sound like a butthurt manbaby that can't handle when people don't have your opinion