sensitive friday night lads edition
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sensitive friday night lads edition
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cara
/éire/
>tfw started ""ironically"" touching a black guy's face in a club when smashed in front of everyone at work and he tried to fight me and now everyone at work calls me the guy who likes touching black men
no homo
ok i will
ok i won't
yes lad
cades
gay lads come out and post some qt boys and boys arses i am NOT gay but feel like having a gay wank tonight
doing a terrible sadness
Would love a /brit/ slag ontop of my cock bouncing to MC tunes and let me cream pie her
You can't see them but they can see you
I have Autism. Let's talk hobbies, /brit/
*walks toward you*
Touch Sensitive you say..?
Check it: youtu.be
wanted to discuss american poetry with that lad
insults weren't the way to go
made a joke about domestic violence to the gf
don't think it went down very well
*grooms you*
would post but don't have t'drive installed
alri bizzaro aki
violently screaming and howling
delete this please before i hurt somebody
Who /letterboxd/ here?
>stock prices plummeting
What did she mean by this?
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What do you call these?
she went down very well on me hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha fucking done you there haven't i ahahahahahahahahahaha made you look a right prat aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
kay-on
I think I have carpal tunnel syndrome
lovely
reckon i might be okay with throwing up
haven't thrown up in like 2 months
only problem is that my only mixer is a can of monster energy
nan called me a knobhead so i twatted her round the head
haha love a bit of banter with the senpai
please post boys
got nothing suitable for this board, and little of that to your taste probs
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*does gun fingers*
cakeje
kinderwagen
kraan
waterijsje
barm cob, skeng - the bug, pipe, stick
Right fuck it lads, I'm going to brave the cold and walk the half hour to the 24/7 garage. Does anybody want me to bring anything back from my perilous journey?
brauð (?)
barna kerra
krani
íspinni
thoughts?
good webm
hope she has a knob ngl
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>be on my nightly run
>homeless guy walking up and down street
>starts following closely behind me
>I run away
wtf
loser keener
yes
biscuit, perambulator, spigot, frozen treat
Like I said last time
fuccboi
my flat at this very moment
cross post it x
1. Shit
2. Nigger
3. Paki cunt
4. Kike shit nigger
brown mound
infant wheeler
fluoride poisoning device
coldy
1.a scone
2.a pram
3.a tap
4.Ice pop
me on the right mostly obscured by a gentleman of colour
>gentleman of colour
mostly me
Hurraaaa!
yourself, safe and sound
'berry 'netto
is the burning throat worth having no hangover? thats the only question you need to ask
Thinking of doing an ironic crowdfunder where I just ask people to give me money for no reason at all so I don't need to get a job. Think that if it gets a little bit of traction then it could really go viral and make me a shitload because normie idiots will find it funny. Sure it's been done before though desu.
if a walking homeless man is able to follow you closely as you run, then you need to reassess your running technique m8
What are you listening to right now /brit/?
Greater London
me on the left passed out too many peer haha
The absolute STATE of Australians.
Chipper cake, roller coffin, aqua nozzle, cold on the cob
you
yeah probably
never really remember when i throw up apart from the slight taste in my throat
anyone poz?
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>inb4 nobody gives a fuck about either of our links
neg
ayyy bobby shmurda
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spoiler that hog
This was when I stopped and walked to recover you cheeky cunt
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1. asereje
2. ja
3. de jé
4. de jebe tu de jebere sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí.
throwing up is for big brave men, not little wimps like you
1. biscuit
2. stroller
3. faucet
4. popsicle
*closes tab and throws computer out of the window*
pouring a home made jager bomb with like 4x the amount of a single one
hmmmm
your mum's a hot nigger
l am a Pozz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
What should I do at the airport for three hours as I wait for my flight?
hahahha this runt that is studying """"art"""" asked if I was retarded because of my Trump shirt
Pulled out a knife on that cunt hahahhahah
who?
does reece wear makeup?
Aren't there like all of five people in Iceland?
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PSA: some jock twat is playing bloodborne
don't talk to me or my wife's nova soctia ever again
I'VE BEEN SELLING MEMES SINCE LIKE THE 5TH GRADE
REALLY MADE NO DIFFERENCE HOW MANY (YOU)'S I MADE
me and the missus
Go to the bar and get into existential conversations with alcoholic 40 something businesswomen
>there skin
their*
Anyone here ever had a long-term gf? Is it inevitable that you become bored of her and start to find her unattractive? Genuinely too scared to get a gf in case we fall in love but I lose interest in her as she ages and begin to have a series of affairs behind her back with women in their early 20s, and she secretly knows about it but tolerates it for the sake of keeping our family together (i.e. like my parents desu).
Aye but at what cost
plane-spotting
drink
play i spy
no russian the plac
the list goes on
I never really wanted my diary to see the light of day
>that one mad paki that tried to threadsplit
LMAOing at the state of his life
Shout "bomb" repeatedly While running clutching a bag
going to by some 'etto
not a corn' but rather amar'
strange post this
isa isa baby
feel like i could be gay if i had a strong connection with a lad
WHO GIVES YOU EXTRA
he's the halifax man innit
you don't get it because you're not a brit baka
Convinced good things happen to me when I'm on top of shit and organised and bad things happen to me when I do shitty things (to myself)
Life's a giant hamster wheel I think lads
think you haven't known the touch of a woman for too long
i know
cracking open a cask of baileys
I've already taken valium for flight anxiety. Not sure if I want to mix it wit booze.