"Oh so now he's raping his own mother, abusing whores, snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover!?"

>"Oh so now he's raping his own mother, abusing whores, snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover!?"
>That's right bitch and now it's too late, I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states
Favorite Em/Shady lyrics thread? For bars that either make you laugh your ass off, or just go "Damn, he's good..".

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guess that's why they call it window pain

What did he mean by this?

whatever happened to catchin' a good ole fashioned passionate ass whoopin' and gettin' shoes, coat and yer hat tooken?

dude wasn't missing his multivitamins back then.

I believe one of the tragedies he was referring to was the Columbine shooting. Don't know about the other one though

JUST

shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Is that the white guy from D12?

>being a bully to any body with talent
>y'all ain't got talent
>so I'm smacking myself in the back of my head for balance
damn...

>tfw you're too old and tired to contribute anything meaningful

I've always thought Brain Damage had some of his funniest lyrics, especially this part:

She hit me over the head with a remote control, opened a hole and my whole brain fell outta my skull

I picked it up and screamed "Look bitch what have you done"

"Oh my God I'm sorry son"

"Shut up you cunt"

IT MAKES MY SLINKY GO
DOING
DOING
DOING

I'm sorry puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have new son and a new brother

"Broke in a mobile home and stole a stove and a fridge
Kidnapped the parents
And left the ransom note for the kids"

I loved his punchlines when they were straightforward and brutal, I hate all the pun-based stuff he does these days.

I always end my nights out with Queen's My Melancholy Blues, and this song:

youtu.be/eMs6eI1VRBQ

Also, MM LP is objectively Eminem's best album. Solid 8/10.

It's over
your too old let go
nobody listens to techno

I'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass off.
All this time me and Dre been fucking with hats off (suck it, Marshall)
He says "take it like a slut, okay ma?" in the line immiediately before.
Me2.

mom spaget

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"

UHH SUMMA DUMMA LUMMA

>I'm totally not homophobic though guise!
What the fuck is wrong with Eminem.

mum's Spinelli

"Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16's and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?"

youtube.com/watch?v=TL5XgNnhhGo

I was born with a dick in my brain

fuck eminem this wannabe nigga

mickey mouse nigga

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you worked at this plant so long
you're a plant

Still Don't Give A Fuck is still the best song he ever penned.

youtube.com/watch?v=GaMgZm1qPpY

the beat and his flow is so goddamn amazing.

I just don't know how you can enjoy Eminem after growing up. He was my absolute favorite rapper when I was 15, sure, but I'm cringing reading everything in this thread.

>And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today
>My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play
>Live half my life and throw the rest away

DEEP

Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea.


Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS?
Blood drippin' from it
Rippin' your stomach up like a paper mâché
You talk a lot of shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow.

nothing

We all say shit like this all the time

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

Another:

Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic
Whose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em
With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doing lines of coke in 'em
With a bunch of guys hopping out, all high and endo scented

The flows he pulls out for these are fucking unreal

Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns
And both of my trenchcoats.

Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16's and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?

Fuck that! – you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match.

He's fucking with you and it's working

He's not that good.

How has no one mentioned Stay Wide Awake?

First time I heard that song I got chills...both for this rhymes and just the general content.

Go away anime girls, nobody likes you

Eminem is a better rapper than either of you will ever be

>I'm beginning to feel like a rap god

Fuck you.
>implying eminem could ever be as good as this
youtube.com/watch?v=LGm_lCNbEdc

give me 15 seconds of my life back you fuck

>And my pre-diction is you're gon' probably fall
>Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
>And everything's spinnin', you're beginnin' to think women
>Are swimmin' in pink linen again in the sink
>Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
>You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
>You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
>Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyein' you
>Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
>Over the island and cause a 42-car pile-up
>(Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot Looking for life on this planet, sir, no sign of it


youtube.com/watch?v=sXA9El4KWSs

desu it really sucks that hes so god awful now

nu-males like who never used the word faggot getting triggered
I think Eminem desperately wants to be himself when rapping, but cant because he always uses the word faggot

we can honestly make another thread with just his shitty new lyrics now:

Fuck you, you just witnessed TRUE artistry.
youtube.com/watch?v=Sso4vjERgdA

Just this entire track was great
youtu.be/CtRbEgoTqQs

>Still Don't Give A Fuck is still the best song he ever penned.
Correct.

Yeah, fucked in the head

FUCK A NEEDLE
HERE'S A SWORD
BODY PIERCE WITH THIS

Drug Ballad is definitely underrated

>SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE

Em is shit, he tries way too hard.

If you're white and going into music to whine about your shitty life then pick up an electric guitar and play punk.

Only black people are able to take rap as a medium seriously without being laughed at, it's their genre.

Feel like I'm walkin a tight rope without a circus net
Poppin' percocet, I'm a nervous wreck
I deserve respect but I work a sweat for this worthless check
Feel like I got to burst this tec at somebody to reverse this debt


Zoning off of one joint. Stoppin' the limo
Hop in the window, shopping the demo at gun point
A lyricist without a clue
What year is this?
Fuck a needle here's a sword body pierce with this
Live in amuck, never giving a fuck
Give me the keys I'm drunk, and I never driven a truck
But I smoke dope in a cab
I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
Come back the next week and re-open your scab


Serial killer hiding murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo

In this slaughterin' house
Caught up in bouts with the root of all evil
I've seen it turn beautiful people crude and deceitful
And make them do shit illegal for these Grants and Jacksons
These transactions explain a man's actions
But in the midst of this insanity, I found my Christianity
Through God and there's a wish he granted me
He showed me how to cope with the stress
And hope for the best instead of mope and depressed
Always groping a mess of flying over the nest
To selling dope with the rest
I quit smoking cess to open my chest