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rolling out the johnnie walker green tbqh
Up 16 figures on Russia lads
so true
Charleston Battery - handis
Big sense pal
That was meant to be
No idea how I mucked that up pmsl
Can't stop winning
Swope Park got a tez team. No bet on them for sure.
Fuck sake T2.
Starting to think your a usl fraud tbqh Ian pal.
U E, wtf u playing at.
All my Eurovision profit gone on this tip. Down insane. cba
Jumped on +.75 from 1-0 thinking euan couldn't be that bad, boy was I wrong
wew lad
They will probably score a shit goal and it'll be void as usual.
Not had a match on tinder for days despite swiping right to nearly everyone.
awwwwwwwwwwww
Swiped so many right after Russia wins and literally arranged two different dates on two different nights.
Chatting to this 5ft beauty now.
Bet your profile is dull as this thread right now.
If you're not a 8/10+ you're not gonna do well on tinder unless you seem interesting imo
Hope you mean 6ft lido
How do I make myself seem more interesting than I am?
>Suva v Nadi about to ko
Memories of domestic violence and shit football.
Take a holiday to Thailand and meet your finnie lid
what do you do with your winnings?
over is THE bet if theres a stream.
Nearly ;) but i'm interesting. I reckon you don't even use your bio Iwan
Mackers wants 36k on Three Kings -5.5
Tinder ratio as bad as your USL tips pmsl
>no me gusta
>I go to uni and bet on football. Worth over £50k. Please love me.
What should I add/remove?
Nothing. Literally sits in my Skrill accounts.
Very true.
Interests, something they can think about. im no Hass, but if they match you and you start a convo, they will go through your bio and wanna know you're not going to waste their time. have something interesting to THEM
Info is useless don't listen to these muppets
Photoshop your face into pics with cool people in sociable situations, preferably with girls. If your skills are good enough it'll look real. Been getting nonstop matches with this, pics are most important
leave the £50k in, you'll be loved for your money. take it out and you'll be liked, nothing more.
:^)
seriously though, i imagine it's hard to convince normie girls about your 'hobby'.
Feel like that's pretty good desu
Euan don't listen to le photoshop guy or le hass instagram effects.
Put things like 'Dog lover, American Horror Story
Autism.
Nu male pls go
...
No they won't.
Need the void to be in. Tbh
>Photoshop your face into pics with cool people in sociable situations, preferably with girls. If your skills are good enough it'll look real. Been getting nonstop matches with this, pics are most important
kek. But the point is valid
What interests girls these days?
I've never even tried desu
>Hi, I spend several hours a day in front of a laptop trying to keep my head and stake 10x your wages in a week. I will only be able to meet you during the week at night. Weekends are off limits. How are you?
Down insane. Cheers Euan you PERMa dac poofter
Guys who have interests
Lucky for you, you have quite an interesting interest
All I wrote in my bio was 'I'm boring', and they love it.
They like cute animals and Taylor Swift..or so I've heard
shit son, don't put that.
>i'm looking for someone who is flexible with their time, as i am mostly only available during the week in the evenings
normie girls like pop music, netflix (and chill, kek), cats, youtube videos and visiting places.
>thinking you need to share interests with a girl to fuck her
pmsl you need to build sexual tension not a wonderful friendship over your music tastes you melts
Fucking hell mate, I'm not applying for a job
hoki
race to 3 goals denmark over kazakhstan
better than what you put lid, and it might actually work.
i'm drunk, leave me alone. ;_;
Lol, going on tinder to get girls. There are prime uni slags just waiting to be ploughed.
Mine was a joke lid.
Get to bed. Big day tomorrow
v v close to 100 matches lids
>i'm drunk, leave me alone. ;_;
This is what you should put
Pmsl laughing. Obviously meant 1000
>prime
>uni
pmsl
unless you mean on freshers week then you are very wrong
Got sums on EH -4 on South Hobart.
EH -5 is also a bet.
On Skybet boys, be quick
-5 at 3.5 on sky - they're 4-0 up with only 30 minutes played.
Careful lid. It's a blustery day in old Hobart town.
Probably do have too much on this but the info is that Olympia's reserves have been depleted and are basically playing their glue sniffers
When jannies are coming...
They come to your board,
They delete your threads,
And do it for free, for free.
Made it lids
How many u fugged
Offering U5 @1.3
From tindy about 30. Mainly use it for the ego boost tbqh
Special stake
You mucky pup, fair play
Loses tbqhwy
Expect a ban Novak
Windy day lid. Sorry to say this probably doesn't win.
were they 'easy'
Mostly yes.. Easiest one was an ex gf of an old pal. Literally fucked her about 2 hours after matching pmsl
where do you live?
Should have told the pal tbqh
Haven't seen him in about 4 years. Last I heard he was a ket head that had to move countries because of 'drug debts' pmsl
Need just one goal to be up, and I've hedged it in case it doesn't
Lads got an exam on Tuesday, cheeky lass wants to meet up gimme head at Hyde Park. Kinda nervous though, first time. Post tips.
>It's a professor fucks up their units in the question and wants to give a 1.5kg dose of a potent analgesic
The worst part is she refused to believe she fucked up even when the whole class told her
"""""American"""""""" education. There's a reason you're people are retarded tbqh.
>female professors
Not even sexist, but when I was in uni they did this shit all the time.
5-0. Nice.
>1.5kg analgesic
That's a lot to be shoving up your arse
And Suva break the tie. HUPPPPPPPPP
She's actually from Spain though.
Could you imagine what the size of the pill would be? It would legitimately be a horsepill
>you're
Pls tell me your trolling
She good looking at least?
If you're into middle aged women with a lazy eye who figure skate, then sure
6-0
Hope someone got on because it doesn't feel right to be up MUMS on me own :(
pakis SO shrewd desu.
That's my trifecta m8, gimme her number
Had this milfy latina for one of my math courses back in the day.
She wasn't shit as a lecturer, but she was hot af.
Got one more for you lads, another available in Asia
I'll send it with the shoulder pic of my girlfriend. I hear that the professor has an eye on you though ;)
I had one that was probably an 8/10 teach Spanish back in high school, but it turns out she was lesbian.
LARGE on Lambton Jaffas U22 >0.5 1H
Dunno if I'll be awake at this rate, but its at 5am
Kingston City -1.75 medium
Odds have been smashed but the line is still there
What's the info lid
y
Don't have much on Kingston in terms of lineup, but they're one of the best in the league playing against Goulborn, who have been tez this season - lost their last 5 games - and are gonna have an even tez-zer squad playing.
Soccerway then zzzz. Not this time then pmsl
Nah teamsheet lid
Fuck off South Hobart you shitters
I AM PMSL
Literally just marked it as a win in my spreadsheet.
FFS
pmsl. Shitty. >wind bet loses
What a surprises. LOVE to see how this Soccerway bet goes.
93rd minute goal but it was a great bet.
Put your Eurovision winnings on it mate