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2/fa/4u edition

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finally

Kind of a bad edition

me

yeah i know i plan on shifting the rest to runts in my home town because i want to get them addicted and enforce my own style of eugenics

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some drugs are good

Just got a triple party burger and chips from le takeaway

fucking hate niggers and pakis lads

chucked last fag out of the window as some old twat was walking past
he did a look up and i did a look down and he did a stern glare and i did a VERY CHEEKY middle finger and he KEPT doing the stern glare and i gave a stern glare back and he didnt find it funny so i shut the window and slid very gracefully onto the bed
odds: sleep
evens: eat
0: go out and have a go at the walking nonce

snap

I flooded my town with xanax (20,000 bars in one summer) and it was terrible. Normies dying in car accidents every month.

hospitals give people benzos for stim overdoses.

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twat

Doesn't mean that's not bad for your heart

fuck off reddit flags

I feel really ill and sad and i just want to sleep all tomorrow but i have jiu jitsu first thing and I have to bike there at 7 and every lesson i miss decreases the already slim chance of me achieving my dream and not becoming just another 25 year old with nothing other than a small rented flat

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus,
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii,
omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo, draco maledicte.
Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire,
te rogamus, audi nos.

I don't have that reddit flag shit hahahaha

Two of those are me and I don't use flags

dubs: go out and deck the cunt

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trump seems so different here

imagine a big brain wojack post because i don't have a good image but my plan is to get all the dealers in the area to pick up on it and get them themselves addicted to it so that they fuck their lives up yieldling a net gain to society

twisted pepe

all me

Reminder that the snooper's charter just passed and now all it takes for us to get vanned is for some foreign nonce to post cp

that sounds great normies btfo

I think that would actally work really well

um lewd

not that i'm opposed

Sometimes I feel like one reaction image isn't enough

Other boards let you post multiple images

too sleepy to keep this 'pretend we've fallen out' gimmick going

it is a gimmick isn't it? ;o

we aint ever getting older

Lots of people lost their jobs and then moved onto heroin. Normies btfo

someone give me a good game to download. already tried my summer car, couldn't get me head round it

actually i turned 20 this year and forgot to tell anyone on here
give us a happy birthday right now or i shall kick you

>Stuck in the celtic union with scots, irish and cornish

umm not thanks baby
*votes leave*

ok happy birthday!

is anyone knowledgeable on greek pastries

haha he got you good

happy birthday :)

>tfw no image folder and google every time
>only image saved on my computer is a photo of david moyes

NEED a british milf to fuck with a dirty mouth on her

dreamt this really good gimmick last night but I forgot what it was

considering my main contact back home is some 20yo constant trial absolute state no discrepancy dealer who sells "knockout juice" which is like lean with booze and sleeping pills mixed together it wouldn't be hard to coax him into ruining his life with cripplingly addictive benzos

would make a few grand from it too

whole are is full of gypsy scum and 14yo tinfoil weed dealers so it needs a purge desu

happy birthday

I am a Greek

ta

cheers you too

no

i'm pedantic and like falling out with ppl

but i'll stop now i guess

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belated birthday wishes be upon you

fucking ancient you are

what is this called

poo pie

Pastry

you spent 10 grand on xanax?

alri scarface

thanks mate

rawr (means i love you in dinosaur xD)

do apologise maybe a little bit

your whale cum :3

done a foresee the future

owning shitloads of xanax doesn't make you scarface you're essentially just an unlicensed chemist

You getting them off the dnm?

nght evreyong i can barely keep my eyes open xxxxxxxxx

WoW

feel like i should admit now in case anything lewd does happen between us that that drawing does slightly exaggerate the size of my willy
hegdyiuhd wha

your pronunciation is a bit off, my mother's a saint

why? who's asking

new life goal: unlicensed chemist

I have $60,000 from selling weed and xan in one year. Not exactly scarface level.

me livechonning the encounter

jw

you're only getting these (You)s out of pity

Can't you still not do emojis

Test:

*rubs magic 8 ball*
all signs point to yes

should have drawn two glasses, now it's definitely rape rather than ambiguously rape

poo poo wee wee cum on toast tbqh

>hair goes curly and sticks up when I use wax
I just want don drapers hair lads, is that too much to ask for?

>it's the dude weed lol gimmick

>look at me lols i do XANTIODYCACHLIPIDE
>aren't I hard as fuck?

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:D

Let's play a game, lads.

Rules:

- You can only post a single comment on Brit/pol/ (we can check via the ID)
- Your goal is to get a shit ton of (You)s
- Whoever gets the most (You)s wins

gl hf

inhaled my own saliva laughing desu

Can an expert in linguistics explain what "snowflakes" means in altright speak? They sound like a bunch of incomprehensible autistic aliens
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*lifts it up*
*napkin sticks*
*tears and gets stuck to the bottom*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hmmm

me: C1t4aUDG

@67586890
The topic was brought up, I'm only sharing my experience. Calm down lad.

stfu i'm more than 160cm tall and built like a piratebay coder and am fully able to backslap a horse so hard that they turn into a donkey

white people baklava

Just watched The Grand Tour

Haha banterrrrrrrrrrrr

I am peak stubble at this moment

Will be carefully maintaining it for my rendezvous with the fwb tomorrow

just plugged an ounce of xantiodycachlipide lads

feeling the buzz already

i win

>>*7586988
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josie dont even try and compete with me hun

Who else here orders drinks with no ice?

Sup Forums is literally the gayest board on all of Sup Forums, literally gayer than /lgbt/.

You're all faggots, go ahead try to prove me wrong.

Pro tip: You can't.

Get a trimmer, v.handy


It's great having permanent stubble, no baby face for me

If I moved to Iceland id be the most alpha person in the entire country

Don't understand fat chicks lads. They're so up themselves when you try and converse with them on tinder. Like sweetie, this is the best you'll get ... :) xx

I said I just watched The Grand Tour

Haha banterrrrrrrrrrrr

why don't you post some chebs if you're such a big man