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God Save the Queen

cum lol

the ancient power of the white man was forged in the white wastes and cemented with our blood

as the glaciers pulled back the white man marched foward

the ancient and forgotten gods smiled upon the white man and imbued us with special power

we became the master race meant to rule the slave races

the time that the white man will ascend to his throne is coming soon

Is liking muscular women gay?

unbelievable

whats the spookiest thing you have ever seen?

What's wrong?

California

hmmmmmm

Encouraging

i wonder when the very last time man saw the mammoth was

because certainly there came a day when they disappeared

What is the most replies you have ever gotten to one post?

I think I got 14 or something.

@67586501
Autism

A grizzly bear

*pfffttt*
h-hey mexico
ch-check this out

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>What is the most replies you have ever gotten to one post?
>I think I got 14 or something.

Oh, i get it.

I like this song btw.

i have no water

43 to be exact

I never ran into dangerous wildlife that could have threatened my life. Ran into moose a few times but it was always peaceful encounters.

Supernaturalwise, I don't recall seeing anything of the kind, despite me wanting to experience something real bad.

Overall my life is pretty boring. I always fear of seeing something unexpected that could spook me, but it never happens.

Anglos, you are not wanted here. Come here instead.

I have never had a (You)

we don't need more generals

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this song is so fucking dood

That is a lot of (You)'s. How did you get them?

Anglos are gay

once on a cloudy night I saw a bright flash in the sky

never heard of a shooting star visible through cloud cover

I once got like 60 something.

Does anyone actually live in Labrador? What goes on there?

bullshit

that's the name of a dog lol

a minor get post

as for proper shitposting i think ive topped out in the mid 20s

alcoholism probably

I saw pat sajak at grocery store the other day.

so is chihuahua

t. (you) novice
I once got over 60 replies to a dumb joke I made on Sup Forums

>going to Sup Forums ever

>not exploring the website where I spend almost all of my time

got sextuples one time
had about 30 (You)s i think

I've made thousands of posts on Sup Forums and never once got trips. How is that possible?

Meow

like this?

Sup Forums is an excellent location for (You)s if you can ban evade easily

You gotta believe in Kek first

I've never gotten dubs.

I love Japan!

Only 3 more payments until I officially own my lexus.

You must be extremely unlucky, gotta pray to Kek more like me

Asshole is itchy again

take a shower

...

Just keep on trying mate

If you have greasemonkey you can install the "get" script.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

Do you really only get one phone call if you got to jail? If so my buddy just called the wrong person.

...

I wonder what happens if you have nobody to call. How comfy are prison cells i wonder

Why are you friends with people who go to jail

>grill I like called me today
>invited me to movies


Palms are sweaty

Hes a good guy just going through a rough spot.

Depends on the county/state. You typically get one FREE call, but visiting/contacting them is free between the designated hours, it's probably too late for you unless you're on the West Coast.

If he has money on his "books" he can make phone calls for a fee but if he doesn't then he just wasted his one free call. Only way to contact him now is in person.

t. con

Natives, mines, militaries.
Most people from NL and Labrador live in Newfoundland.

In fact, no one really knows what happens in Labrador, so as far as I know anything could happen, anything shady and no one would know.

inuit
massive hydroelectric projects that have a few technicians
some real depressing declining logging and fishing towns
big iron mine
some abandoned wwii air ports

grab her by the pussy

You don't go to prison until convicted of a felony, and some felonies still go to what is called "state jail". You go to JAIL, city and/or county while awaiting trail/bail.

And cells can actually be "comfy" but some can be literal nightmares, it all depends on the city/county/state/country.

Thanks, Ill probably text his brother or something.

What did he do

who /drinking/ tonight?

Text everybody you know who loves him enough to contact him. What is his charge(s)? Does he have a set bail?

I once fingered a girl at the movies.


I had buttery hands from the popcorn

Water ma nigga

What if Sup Forums was allowed in prison, who would be the biggest shitposter and what waifu gang would you join?

Waiting for my Chinese food to digest, then it's fucking on. Waiting for my beers to get to cold enough too.

What did america mean by this?

he tried to murder trump

Can prisons get their own flags

>What if Sup Forums was allowed in prison, who would be the biggest shitposter and what waifu gang would you join?

His wife was supposed to pick up their kid from practice but she got a flat and the spare was also flat. I guess he was having a couple of drinks and got pulled over. He got charged with a dui, hope he was smart enough not to blow and that it was on the way there without his kid

What do you guys think of the new ''/can/'' threads?
Should we feel offended?

>bringing Sup Forumsshit into /cum/

out, limey

Absolutely, it hurts my feelings :(

I think bail was $1000

no

cans are useful inventions to preserve food
why would anyone be offended by that?

i kinda just feel bad for that guy

it's Sup Forums cross board posting

>americucks are this triggered lmao

yes...

this is so terrifying realizing he's looking straight at you with that one eye

who /happywithcollegemajor/ here?

We must end the civil war

>There was a month where I managed to work out every day
>tfw I realize it was 3 years ago
Really makes me think.
What's the point of trying if I inevitably give up

What is the origin of the word Canada? Is it "can of anadas"? If then, what are anadas?

>major in CS before it became meme-tier
>middle of degree, it's becoming meme-tier
>fear that I won't be able to launch my career now that the market is flooded
>just landed a good paying job right after I graduate

feels good, man

The trick is to set a designated day and time along with the exercise you are going to do. It becomes similar to work in that you have to be there.

Splitting the userbase of a general is terrible news, there are so few mexican posters that they will have less of a reason to be here than they already do and this general will just be /US/. With canadians still having a presence despite /can/ they will treat this place like a garbage dump. And Mexicans will be forced into /lat/ and nobody wants to be there.

first guides for cartographers were spanish fishermen

when the ship reached land, the captain asked what's here

>here's nothing
>que nada
>quenada
>canada

Should I move to Mexico lads? You decide

I think it is a native word for land or settlement

Does it say DUI or DWI? DUI typically constitutes drug use in some states, like here in Texas, while a DWI constitutes alcohol use, but for some states DUI can be for either.

If he blew then it'll be on record and held against him, if he didn't blow, guess what? It's still going to be held against him that he didn't want to blow. Guess how a DA and possible jury look at that as? Guilty.

The biggest myth is "not blowing gets you off the hook". Bullshit. You have every right not to blow, yes, but that doesn't mean you just beat the law, you just pissed the court off. Some states, like Texas have instituted the law where if you refuse to blow, you'll be taken to the hospital and have your blood drawn for even more accurate BAC testing, which will also show up any other possible illegal drugs in your system, just to fuck you some more.

Either way, your friend is fucked if he didn't blow or blew and it was above .08

Bail set at $1,000 means he or someone else can pay 10% to a bail bondsmen and have him out of custody in a matter of hours. So he needs someone to cough up a bill and he'll be out.

>Village