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Buff edition

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/cum/ rules
/brit/ drools

having a go

you have to go back

>duckduckgo

all thailads should be killed

Are Bill is still a good lad

Night lads, time for beddy byes

reposting just in case anyone gives an interesting advice...

>tfw like my roomate
>she's shallow and generic af
>meet more interesting and more qt girls
>still like her more than anything
>she cares about looks more than anything
>tfw i'm an ex obese (170kg and now 105kg and still dropping slowly but steadily), so my looks aren't really nice
>busy studying all day since i'm STEM and having little to no time for Exercising
>enjoy her company go out for walks etc, have a lot of fun
>she prolly enjoys my company aswell but as a friend
>always asking me if i met/i'm interested in any girls
>next year i agreed we share flat together aswell
>prolly won't ever tell her i actually like her

I gave hints that i like her but it's like she doesn't ever notice them because i can give them only when i'm drunk. How does this even work, it's not like i've any chanche or she's super special, i don't get it. It's not like i will tell her ever, i will just cuck my self and listen to her after coming from clubbing talking about how she made out with some guys. I hate my self for liking her seriously but it's getting worse and might get out of hand and ruin my studies. I posted it yesterday in r9k but with no much success. What the heck im supposed to do when i like a girl i would normaly never lik.

he's a leftist

What do you know about anything tho, seriously?

>Are Bill is still a good lad
No

> It was also in 1999 that Schmidt joined the board of a Washington, DC–based group: the New America Foundation, a merger of well-connected centrist forces (in DC terms). The foundation and its 100 staff serves as an influence mill, using its network of approved national security, foreign policy, and technology pundits to place hundreds of articles and op-eds per year. By 2008 Schmidt had become chairman of its board of directors. As of 2013 the New America Foundation’s principal funders (each contributing over $1 million) are listed as Eric and Wendy Schmidt, the US State Department, and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Secondary funders include Google, USAID, and Radio Free Asia.

wikileaks.org/google-is-not-what-it-seems/

Is Primark make good sweaters?

This is the best thing about duckduckgo, bangs

Searches directly onto websites, including letting you search off duckduckgo and get Googles results

poo poo bum bum

Las Vegas is pretty "fake" too, but it embraces its falseness and that's part of its charm.
Vegas has a soul and bones, Dubai doesn't

he's alpha and knows about women you should listen to him

Microsoft is utter shit
at least MacOS for all its faults is Unix based.

as a patrician I use neither however :^)

that IS pretty fucking noice.

Might just make a customised homepage incorporating this as a clickable switch.
>for a good 2 hours

>tfw to smart fore capitalism

I love it
its my default search now

I'm just waiting for a browser better than firefox that isn't malware.

The Gates foundation give money to literally anything, it has funding of something like $20bn

Hardly dodgy dealings on his personal behalf.

...

>anti-Trump rioters arrested in Portland

I exclusively use chrome OS

That lad in the centre ha ha

Don't blame me, I voted for this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=sc-_7RCFArM

absolutely off my NUT on coke

The middle one looks like ricky gervais after a few months of meth abuse.

>this is your brain on white guilt

still amazes me

what the fuck

bender

Might give blood to get some free food

you didn't know he used to be in a band?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kuy1Z4wqQ4w

Did not know this existed

do it

>President Obama won’t try to call off protests against Donald Trump, he said Thursday, ignoring pleas from the president-elect’s advisers to denounce the nationwide demonstrations.
>“I would not advise people who feel strongly or are concerned about some of the issues that have been raised over the course of the campaign, I would not advise them to be silent,” Obama said during a joint news conference with German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
>Obama said protests are just something Trump would have to get used to as the leader of the free world.
>“I’ve been the subject of protests during the course of my eight years,” he said. “And I suspect that there’s not a president in our history that hasn’t been subject to these protests.”

Ahh yes Obongo

>open The Grand Tour episode 1
My god that cinematic quality

Might spill blood to get some free food

Not exactly, that isn't exactly the surprising part of this though.

He looks so.. what the fuck lmao

didn't know are Ricky was hetch

what a bitch

good banter

pengs

Ah cheers, will watch this tonight.

wow they look lower class than me

theyre both satanic shitholes

yeah he was a die-hard new romantic and obsessed with bowie

not a bad singer 2bh

What a cunt rag.

>before atheism
>after atheism

quite the transformation

strawpoll.me/11683900

...

Not me

He was on earlier

good bone structure

Is that the manlet cuck?

No. That's me, you cunt

Nordic genes are quite literally as good as they get

Too bad I got stuck with Celtic genetics

omg youre from iceland.. konnichiwa

>country flag on bedroom wall
>wearing a hat indoors
>omegle

are all icelandics this autistic

literally me
reddit.com/user/washedrope5

>are all icelandics this autistic
I don't have a flag in my room
I don't wear hats indoors
I don't use omegle

agree

What's wrong with having a flag in your bedroom?

in the departures lounge awaiting a flight to Bratislava lads

>What's wrong with having a flag in your bedroom?
can't believe i'm reading this, genuinely can't believe it

Name one reason to even own a flag.

>What's wrong with having a flag in your bedroom?

its just a bit strange, wouldn't really expect a yank to understand. might hang some other countries flag if i like the aesthetic, but do I really need to see a union flag every time I wake up?

not like im going to forget what it looks like

hey i just jerked off to this stinker

To intimidate shitskins.

Fucking females is for poofs...

Rasheed

Every white man should hang the flag of Rhodesia in his bedroom.

>having a flag in your bedroom
mate..

>hanging another country's flag on your wall

got called a rasheed on /brit/

>this entire post
edgy af

wew I'm matching with Japanese girls on Tinder

just wrote /brit/ in the notes of an iphone7 in dixons haha

I would have a flag in my room, but I can't fit the pole in there

im gay

omg wait i think thats my boyfriend..
his names not da phuc though
He's taecyeon from kpop group 2pm...
im so distressed

beating my meat

Wanking like a spermicidal maniac

just got a number off tinder should i text now?

I think i should

i specifically mentioned it would be purely for aesthetic reasons, not exactly pledging my allegiance to some foreign country I don't give a shit about you dumb yankoid

giz a borrow lads

These Japanese girls in Sapporo are terrible desu

rotflmfao he got you on the ropes mate

why can't i have a gf lads?

>pole
fuck off we voted leave

That doesn't look like tinder desu

is it any good?

...

okay..

hmm

>"Yeah see here I have my Nazi flag."
>"Oh no, I don't like Nazis, I just really the the aesthetics and the colour scheme."
>"I'm not pledging allegiance to them or anything."

really LOVE wanking but need to give it up so i can regain some feeling and the ability to get hard over something other than extremely degenerate porn