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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

tfw laip

i hate cunts

i hate cunts

Delevingne for PM

hey haha

excellent post

love cunts

Nah lad

Sigh...

what form of spastic does Tim have? Is he a schizoid?

nah schizoid is when you just have no emotions, tim is schizophrenic

theyre just a couple of lazy bints who cba to shave

everyone except the french prefers clean shaven or a very well kept landing strip at most

Feel bad desu, he got evicted didn't he?

>Brits vote to leave the European Union
>Cameron quits his job instead of honoring the wishes of the people he supposedly represented
>Brits are still in the European Union a year later
>they have no real means to do anything about being confronted with the fact that their government doesn't represent them outside of signing some internet petitions
>still trying to make up excuses for it, blatant refusal to acknowledge the reality of the situation
>"You don't understand British Politics" yea that's because British Politics don't actually involve British people anymore
When the terror attacks become daily occurrences, just remember who tried to warn you, ye?

Buckle up lads, this wall of green isn't going to read itself!

yeah but his new place is much nicer

He also apparently doesn't understand time too

*gases the taigs*

>Cameron quits his job instead of honoring the wishes of the people he supposedly represented

He resigned precisely because he wasn't fit to do that you spaz.

>there are 5 months in a year

American education system at work

it was expected cameron would resign if they voted leave, would be an uproar if he stayed. don't forget he advocated for remain

>police are the bad guy
>immigration are the bad guys
>FBI are the bad guys
>firemen are heroes who should be paid footballer salaries

Hate this meme

thought I was richie rich last night buying drinks for all my work mates in London

fell asleep on the train, missed my stop and had to get a cab home costing me £40


checked the ol' bank account today

£8

ah yes...the proto-gf just called me her bf...

Try leaving areas of great diversity then lad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

hmm this describes me perfectly

fuck off billionaire

Theresa May already said they'd be starting the process in March you dipshit Yank.

*farts loudly*

youtube.com/watch?v=MgxvQXunMmU

certainly gets the cogs whirring

>earn £40k a year
>still can't shop at waitrose

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>drunk girls outside apartment wont stop talking
>approach window
>cast big visible shadow on blind
>girls go away

powers for good use

not any more geezer

>he doesn't shop exclusively at Whole Foods

errrmmmm fuck off?

>the highest ranking British government leaders "aren't fit" to sign bits of paper that might make them look bad to some Germans
The excuses begin

Sack up and handle your business one way or another. It has become pathetic.

Business idea: do another brexit vote, but this time explain things for both sides a lot more fairly and clearly

Have to mow the lawn tomorow

Literally moved out of my parents place because I didn't want to mow the lawn.

fine day sunday, can't wait to sleep in an-

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Business idea: Bring back the guillotine exclusively for cunts who can't respect the first referendum decision.

Wish she'd just (wo)man up and tell me no instead of just stopping messaging entirely.

I'm getting very close to sending a something snarky over it but that's probably a bad idea.

/brit is not your (You) mine

ye vote on it then wanker not that it'll change anything

I think they're witches. Only the devil's whores would try to undermine the will of God and his chosen people (Brexiters).

Gonna put on my funny hat and burn them at the stake as they deserve.

cummed twice

business idea

Christ that's literally me

Her way of saying no is stopping replying lad, women and being straight forward don't go hand in hand.

Had a girl break up with me that way once.

Keyed her car door, the bitch.

>tell a girl to calm her tits and man up
>1 year later she comes out as trans and wants everyone to use male pronouns with her

whoops

I realise that but it's still bullshit. I'll still end up seeing her again too is the thing, so she can't just pretend it never happened.

Ah fuck it. GF2016 is a failure like every other year. I should fucking kill myself already.

You're suppose to be at Church by 7-9am

Give it to me straight lads

Will Brexit happen or won't it?

...

FOY

only if they grow a set and quit letting the lefties bulldog them out of their own society.

this fucking yank needs to go

realised david icke is mostly right

>"the harsh realities!!"

scary inni
was an event today with some """friends""" that I completely avoided, now one of them's messaging me to go out and buy some drinks yet all I want to do is go to sleep

guess I have to socialise though hahahaha society demands it
bye /brit/

nobody knows

>Ring local Waterstones to see if they have a book in
>Sorry we sold our only copy last week

Why the fuck would you only get one copy of a book? I don't get it

*puts my hands around my mouth as in the form of a megaphone to maximise sound*
*leans back nonchalantly*
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*stands straight again
*pulls at my jacket just above my nipple with one hand*
Any of you poofters want to go? Pft, didn't think so
*leaves*

avoiding the work xmas do because i don't like any of my colleagues

howling at jim sterling's latest jimpressions video

it will and it will be shit

hmm had plans with a girl that I'd been dating and then she just blocked me off facebook and stopped responding to my texts
saw her last week and almost confronted her but decided the sket wasn't worth it

labour voters are the main force pushing brexit you knob

Some form of """""""""brexit"""""""" will happen, whether it is soft brexit (ie not brexit) or hard brexit is the real question. The Tories know for a fact they won't survive not brexiting in some form, so they will have to.

>Invited to work christmas do
>Put in my menu choices and pay the deposit
>Get made redundant and I finish before the Christmas do

Ah yes very impressive

>Heathrow to Canary Wharf

ALLAHU ACKBAR!!

proxy off jim

hurraa!

they finished that Chernobyl arch

I thought there was a court case blocking it or did the Supreme Court overturn that?

Wonder if we can fix it

gonna do a night in lads

Why don't the government just negotiate our position within the EU to be better?

youtube.com/watch?v=SAH4XsZ49rM
CHOON

>yank goes on and on about brexit and why we haven't already done it
>doesn't actually have a single clue whats going on
ah yes, yank intellectuals

>Tfw the people who went to help cleanse chernobyl in the 80's get a bus ticket discount in my town.

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

how does that help when the entire surrounding area is radioactive for another 1000 years or so

Shan't be reading one word of this

shouldn't those trees have mutated or died

>wake up
>Donald Trump is STILL president-elect

dear oh dear oh dear oh dear, talk about shooting yourselves in the foot

>we're going to drain the swamp
>hires lobbyists and ex-bankers in his cabinet

not a single word

It doesn't but the bulk of radioactive material already bored itself deep underground when it was molten so it's really just some kind of economic stimulus project at this point

Yeah I think I've got schizoid personality disorder. Great.

On the plus side, er.

The court case is what you'd expect in this scenario, won't come to anything

Ah yes, even after the collapse of the USSR the Estonians are still cucks for the ruskies.

>"Cuckold: The Continent has an intact political spectrum where anyone who isn't extreme left isn't considered a radical conservative with racist and sexist political values"
that mindset is so ridiculous it bought Trump the presidency of the #1 world superpower.

Wakey Wakey sunshine, Europe has become so far left wing they were described as "weird" to me as a child in the 90's and are now considered political lunatics in the rest of the world. It's been well over a decade since they switched from Progressive to Suicidal and now we're dealing with an extreme left an their definition of an "extreme right".

Labour voters aren't even far-anything you cuck cunt, you just live in a delusional political fairytale where your leaders get away with pretending nothing is wrong while they burn their own countries down in less than half the time it took to build them by pretending the rest of the world is irrational.

books are fun to read once in awhile

the surrounding area is fine

you can walk right up to the reactor with no protective equipment, there's tons of tourist guides daily

bookcunt loves his fucking books

Dave tried that. Remember him presenting a reform proposal signed from Brussels that everybody ignored?

I just finished Hell's Angels

First book I've read since Kitchen Confidential like 6 years ago