/heem/: Late Night Schaub Edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)

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schaub

Back up dude

what is schaub's iq

Schaub is God

Stipe Miocic was knocked out by Stefan Struve.

Damn, you are one ugly sun of a bitch OP

JUST

156

AND NEW

who did gus rob?

>Gus with a belt

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He beat DJ's manlet ass for it during a commercial break

Nah, Gus can't beat american black guys.
DJ would put him to sleep in the first round.

Heavy weight matches are basically the person that hits the hardest wins.

God, this division is a fucking joke. Basically drunk boxing. I miss Heavy weight DC

HEEM

>be racist irl
>pretend to have the moral high ground

"It's hard to do jew-jitsu when you're getting punched." - Stipe 'Big Guy' Miocic

good job cumskins, you won one

im proud of you

its only a matter of time before conor is beaten for his belt by jose and sea level cain beats stipe in every way possible and wins the belt back

luke rockhold is the only legit white champion. the others are just counting down the days until they lose

CHUTE BOX

Dee Devlin

MY

Tell that to Brown

Cain is going the way of Pettis. We are now in the age of Hapa

>welterweight punches

Does Conor stay faithful?

As long as he doesn't have to fight anyone decent.

relax goof

You just know they fucked later.

Luke Rockhold won't be champ for long.

He will beat the Weedman again and then Jacare again.

youtube.com/watch?v=kNaBHazWeu8

Thompson the Mozart of striking says Borg is the best female fighter

brazil got btfo hard

Werdum was never good, just relied on meme subs

>He will beat the Weedman again
>mfw

wait, who is the guy on the right?

HW is miocic
LHW is bones/DC
Middleweight is rockhold
Welterweight is Lawler
Lightweight is Dos Anus
Featherweight is McGroobs
Bantamweight is Cruz
Flyweight is DJ

So who the fuck is that

is Stipe Mioćić even a good fighter?

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>Thompson the Mozart of striking
Nah he's better. He's the Bach of striking.

Chris Wiedman is a boring fighter, I seriously hope he gets memed on

He's pretty good. Probably won't hold the belt for that long though.

Is it Gus? Since when is he champ?

>he still thinks Jones beat Gus

youtube.com/watch?v=R7X_mRN2mRA

nice job, roo

>Is a heavy weight a good fighter

Kek

he could do better

anyway slavs confirmed for nigger tier strenght lel

You were saying?

Miochichi uses steroids.

congratulations croatia. we got 2 belts cmon europe we did it baby YEAH

You now remember Boyberena escaped Memelly Alves memeuillotine 30 seconds in then memed on him for the rest of the fight

based bam bam

sage is still my boy though

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There are no other real contenders though.

Velasquez pulls his vagina every other month.

Arlovski and Overeem have perma glassjaw and would get heemed if they stepped to miocic. Bigfoot's chin is totally gone.

Hunt doesn't have championship level nutrition/discipline

Rothwell started way too late in life. I don't see him being relevant against a guy who won golden gloves and was a NCAA champ. Rothwell is a monster but his technique doesn't look crisp. JDS showed how weak his technique was, standing up at least.

Werdum would get heemed in a rematch, he's old and just got his brains scrambled.

While we all like Fedor, face it, he's old as fuck too. He'd be like the others if he could be relevant at all: would wreck WHOs but not a real contender for the title.

Struve doesn't look championship level either. He might have beaten Miocic once, so that could be interesting, don't see him holding onto it.

All in all, I think with the current state of HW, we'll see him break the 2 defense streak. He's fairly young ( for a HW) and with a division that looks like garbage, I don't see him losing to anyone.

Stipe fights for the breeze of freedom flag tho

>Velasquez
>Overeem
>JDS
>Brock Lesnar

They would all beat Miocic quite easily

>Hunt doesn't have championship level nutrition

bloodyelbow.com/2015/8/16/9159861/ufc-news-facebook-heavyweight-mark-hunt-switching-to-vegan-diet

B-But muh Pride grand prix!

>fedor
>great
>good

decent at best. gatekeeper/cancrusher tier.
the fact DC got the nick name "the black fedor" is downright disrespectful. fedor got wiped by bigfoot who was thoroughly smushed by DC. nickname should just be "the daniel cormier"

Cain would probably, same with JDS.

Brock and Reem get heem'd

Not to rain on your parade but literally 80% of /heem/ predicted mememan would win against miocic this fight. Seriously none of you faggots know shit about fighting desu

Just for that american dream money.
For true honour, he fights for europe.
we have 2 champs.
bisping up next.

Wow, good one. You really proved me wrong with concrete evidence and eloquent opinions.

He's right though, mmath and last fighteritis are very common on /heem/
Every single heavyweight is suspect right now

>the black fedor
it's just black fedor. there's no "the." or fedor emelianegro if you like, casual.

More like 65/35

Don't think anyone expected Werdummy to rush in like that though

You have no idea how much I would love Bisping to win a title, but it's just never going to happen at this point.

and no one has defended the belt for more than two bouts in the heavyweight division, and totally agreed btw mmath drives me nuts

>> Finished Arlovski, Hunt, Coleman, and UD on minotauro twice

He's finished three guys that ended up being UFC champions.

Dana White was obsessed with signing him. Say what you want, but in his prime, he was a monster, and people knew it.

Admit it, you thought werdum was going to win. You pride yourself on your daily browsing of /heem/ but you never seem able to pick the winner. You don't know shit about mma. Loving the primary school tier sarcasm though

>the fact DC got the nick name "the black fedor" is downright disrespectful.

Why does Gus have a belt?

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Cain and Stipe would go to war, I'd give it to Cain though

Overeem's glass chin would be obliterated by Stipe

Stipe and Junior fought, wasn't an easy fight for Junior by any metric or standard

Brock would get hit by Stipe once then fucking go deer in the headlights and get stopped

Fedor vs Black Fedor

who wins?

oh, i disgree

for sure tho if you pulled my man schaub out of retirement he'd startch miocic in the 1st (first) round

>>Brock lesnar
stipe heems him in one minute or less

black fedor, shit i'd even give black beast the edge over feedor emilenkanco

Stipe is the youngest and most able-bodied heavyweight champion in a long time.

I don't see him losing in 5 round fights to anyone on the roster at the moment.

Only person who could give him trouble is Cain.

I think finally Heavyweight found its Jones/Silva/GSP

>>Brock lesnar
>> stipe heems him in one minute or less

>>inb4 "butt muh disease"

don't get into the cage if you aren't ready to fight.

Lesnar wasn't exactly a great fighter. He just freight trained people that would blow their wad trying to finish him since they knew his striking was absolute garbage

I wish lesnar stuck around to get his head caved in a little more.

Schaub would honeydick Stipe with his Ace Ventura impressions that he does all the time, homeboy would make that fight a motherfucker

DC by KO first round.

Cain will straight fuck him up against the cage.

Predict Conor vs Floyd
>Boxing match
>MMA

Will Black Beast beat Nelson?

>Lesnar wasn't exactly a great fighter. He just freight trained people that would blow their wad trying to finish him since they knew his striking was absolute garbage

pretty much hit the nail on the head. i bet that boy weighed 300 pounds on fight night. fuck the "hur he would have been even better with no intestine disease" coming from mandrama fags that drift over from /asp/

Nick is so fucking hideous, years of facial abuse

We talking today's fedor or fedor in his prime?

Prime, hands down fedor. No way DC's submission game works on a world champion sabmist.

>>inb4 NCAA wrestler

Submissions != wrestling. Lots of BJJ suck dick at wrestling.

Also fedor's hands > DC's hands.

So prime fedor > prime DC.

But today's fedor?

Ehh tough call. We don't really know how much fedor has deteriorated on his break. We'll have to see him against some Bellator or UFC talent to see where he's at.

I vote DC just because he's been active though. Also, he's younger.

I wouldn't see DC heeming fedor though, it would prolly go to decision.

Why aren't any top ranked heavyweights under 30 years old?

he's supposedly fighting Flabio maldonado

death by jab
death by inside leg kicks

Strong jaw, nice eyes, cute locks.

Dunno m8, nick is definitely the more attractive diaz brother. Sure he's beaten up, but he's definitely got some good genes.

>>inb4 fag

Also how do you even say that when you have that wildebeest of a man next to him?

If he beats Caraway will he no longer be a meme?

His virgin 0 loses is going to get raped once he ladder in LW.

it's hard to get technique when fights are determined mainly by chaos and cardio, so it takes a long career to get good.

Conor wins both, finish due to strikes

floyds a midget and conor has monkey arms

no

>Floyd wins via decision making Conor look like an amateur

>Conor wins via submission, probably RNC

hell yeah dude, Black Beast is Nelson 4 years ago, Roy can't pull the trigger anymore. He's been looking good man i see him being in the top 7 by 2017. He is literally HEEM incarnate finishes all fights by ko's in UFC plus his meme game strong as well, current HW prospect

you mean BW

and the ufc has rarely let a 0 go un-diddled. alves got lucky, the average ufc fighter has a losing record in the ufc, and enters the ufc with a winning record.

so many poor trapped undefeated children that need the correction that the ufc can give them. including the khazak that might mouse could be fed

>I run boxing.
What did Conor mean by this?

Maldonado has literally no notable wins over anybody worth mentioning.

He's been heemed by Miocic and Texiera, though.

Hopefully fedor doesn't fuck up and gets this quick win in, then moves on to real fights.fights.