Why aren't you learning Chinese yet?

Why aren't you learning Chinese yet?
6000+ years of glorious Chinese culture await you!

I've took a few years of Japanese classes. Been debating about moving to Taiwan or Singapore so...

it's time to learn

Those are shit fake China scrub go to real China.

bruh Taiwanese girls tho

What about them?

You should go to Urumqi, they are prettier there and Muslim. They'd be good to take home to Mama and Baba

I'm guessing that a ME flag, I can't tell on my tablet

Patrician taste.

The turkic genes give them the nice white features on top of their perfect oriental face.

Easily the hottest girls in asia.

Kek, I know a Kyrgyz girl, they are so flat faced and ugly in real life. Drop the memes.

We're talking about Uyghurs, not those disgusting Kyrgyz. You're confusing two very different groups of people mate.

I'm not surprised in the slightest your Kyrgyz girl is an uggo.

Cantonese or Mandarin?

because if I learn chinese culture, I will be marked by the escalators of death
and we all know, escalators love to eat chinks

>6000+ years of glorious Chinese culture
Sadly it's all gone and dumped during the cultural revolution.

China only has 70 years of shit smelling chaos and minority oppression as its traditions.

>Cantonese

???

What am I missing here?

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>Been debating about moving to Taiwan or Singapore so...

You only need to know English and you are fine.

Ask Mao what happened to Chinese culture

Hey to be fair a lot of those elites he killed where being shit to all the peasants for thousands of years I would of followed him too even if I had to smash a few shitty statues.

Is that enough to pick up girls?

Most useful language after english
Too bad the whole alphabetic and phonetic system is fucked up

Yes

>6000+ years of glorious Chinese culture
These are mostly written in traditional Chinese even most Chinese can't read.

it's salty mainlander diaspora

I think the more serious problem is that many stuff written in the past uses 異體字

how hard is it to find a Christian Chinese gf?