wide tip edition
/brit/
cara
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lads
All the /brit/ lads should meet up for a sick mannequin challenge
Yeah, that would certainly go viral, we'd all be famous
I right swipe every girl, dire selection
Who do I message lads
one day until "work tomorrow"
>no one saying 'alri' anymore
lads?
t. gone for over a year
bbc.co.uk
disgusting, vulgar leafs
State of them all la, I'd go with adriana
doing my first ever post on the chon without a british flag
also doing my first ever poo in Slovakia
>tfw got monday off too
me on the right
cba
none of them look like decent anglo women capable of being a loving wife and mother for a beautiful white family, so none.
U the la talking bout lake bled?
>remember, you're here forever
alri la
my penis is 5 and three quarter inches in length and 5 inches in circumference
All dross
>none of them look like decent anglo women capable of being a loving wife and mother for a beautiful white family, so none.
is that it
mine is 6 and one quarter inches in length and 5 and a half inches in circumference
no I'm pic related lad
that's slovenia
why didn't you get good matches
i am gay hahaha
what's this lightning bolt all about
is that all
mine is 7 and six-tenths inches in length and 6 inches in circumference
Intensive...
hmmm, I bet they won't have...*gasp* WOW! they have it, canned bread!
this town is perfect
normies are obscenely vain and dull.
this bint at work cornered someone on my pod of desks and spoke for about 5 minutes straight about clearing out her loft. i was laughing at loud because i was so glad it wasn't me who had to entertain that bullshit.
My sister went on that, you a student?
bit gay haha
I paid for a boost for fun
isn't that the question of the day user, isn't it just
Remember when Carol Vorderman was actually good looking?
bit bent haha
town has introduced new busses and there are literally droves of people standing along the routes taking pictures of them
i thought train spotting was bad
>EU referendum
>leave wins
>cameron resigns
>may is appointed
>may secretly passes surveillance laws
>brexit never happens
>the UK is now the worst nanny state on the planet
y'all niggas got played
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tragic
hmm
why don't we just make the swear words not be swear words?
want to become a NEET again lads
i am a nonce too hahaha
stuck in a huge fucking traffic jam because mongs struggle to drive cars correctly
also why the fuck do you need police horses at a fucking accident scene what are they doing
Britfriends please explain. Why is this lad driving an Audi? If he had a posher accent I'd think he was a spoiled brat with rich parents but he sounds like he's in a Guy Ritchie film. Is he a mafioso?
how is it
You're vile mate
Abysmal
Sad
Grim
Dire
Sort ur life out for me hun
>unemployed
>fedora
no thanks
It'll be alright in the long run
got really stoned and drunk last night las
I'll not let no paddy project his feelings onto me
having a look
getting dressed
I wanted to match with Nomuun but I didn't
>cameron gambles on a referendum to solidify his position in the tory party
>doesn't think the proles have the guts to vote out
>johnson gove etc also think the proles don't have the guts to vote out and use it as a vehicle to advance their own careers
>we actually vote out
>the govt has no clue how to handle brexit or what it should look like
>years of uncertainty before we stay in after all
white cockneys are middle class these days
*brain clicks*
You know, I'm not sure why I'm here.
*closes computer and goes outside*
She stopped talking as soon as I suggested we get a drink anyway
hm, wonder where this story arc will go next
Did his dad give him a car? I just don't see that guy working in a lawyer's office or as an accountant or a doctor.
Aha yes, the projection gimmick, the pinnacle of 21st century psychology, truly a Nietzschean conclusion to your grim life
fucking praying we stay in desu
honestly the EU is such a necessary evil at this point, fuck the single market but we rely on it
it won't get negotiated in 2 years and it won't get extended
WTO rules will shaft us
might shower today
probably won't
scathing political satire
>tfw no Mexican-Irish boxer bf
He's so attractive lads
Further ladies of tinder
He's not irish
got somewhere better to be? :c
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Important question
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
got to go to my gay nonce club soon hahaha
would love those heels to pierce my delicate ballbag
no but I'm still aragont
only got here an hour ago
gonna have a quick nap because I've been up since 4 then head to this irish pub a few doors down and start getting leathered
I like Brittany's hair :)
Yoga 710 lad?
>Socialism is becoming popular
I
I WAS STANDING
YOU WERE THERE
TWO WORLDS COLLIDED
AND THEY COULD NEVER
EVER
TEAR US APART
Yeah la it's something called a bit of a joke, a bit of a laugh, a bit of a rib tickler, a knee slapper
off to shower
haha *doubles check phone to see if I missed my invite*
lunch
listening to music lads
always bugged me that standing and collided don't rhyme desu
I always knew Britain was a depressing shithole but even this post commie state is arguably nicer
>he posts his lunch to facebook
Runt
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GRIM LIKE BRITAIN
R
I
M
looks a little dire lad
is that a yorkshire?
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
looks dire but at the same time looks incredible
>I just don't see that guy working in a lawyer's office or as an accountant or a doctor
it's not just the prestigious jobs that pay well here m8. self employed plumbers, electricians, carpenters etc. can earn £60k+ easily if they're good at their job
Beer and Dublin it is then!
>peas on chips
Would have no moral objections if you were to be executed right this very instant 2bh
how long have you been collecting my poo to make this? hahaha
*unsees your message and goes offline*
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Audis aren't that expensive to lease
white people food
>watch the Grand Tour
>they tell a joke about the Royal Air Force being the best in the world
>some fat american cunt in the audience loses his rag and gives it the biggun saying "if that were the case we wouldn't have to bail you out every time you got in trouble"
>audience goes wild
why do Yanks think they're funny? do they not understand irony and sarcasm
>unsees your message
LITERALLY not possible hun xx