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cara

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lads

All the /brit/ lads should meet up for a sick mannequin challenge

Yeah, that would certainly go viral, we'd all be famous

I right swipe every girl, dire selection

Who do I message lads

one day until "work tomorrow"

>no one saying 'alri' anymore
lads?

t. gone for over a year

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disgusting, vulgar leafs

State of them all la, I'd go with adriana

doing my first ever post on the chon without a british flag

also doing my first ever poo in Slovakia

>tfw got monday off too

me on the right

cba

none of them look like decent anglo women capable of being a loving wife and mother for a beautiful white family, so none.

U the la talking bout lake bled?

>remember, you're here forever

alri la

my penis is 5 and three quarter inches in length and 5 inches in circumference

All dross

>none of them look like decent anglo women capable of being a loving wife and mother for a beautiful white family, so none.

is that it

mine is 6 and one quarter inches in length and 5 and a half inches in circumference

no I'm pic related lad

that's slovenia

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why didn't you get good matches

i am gay hahaha

what's this lightning bolt all about

is that all

mine is 7 and six-tenths inches in length and 6 inches in circumference

Intensive...

hmmm, I bet they won't have...*gasp* WOW! they have it, canned bread!

this town is perfect

normies are obscenely vain and dull.

this bint at work cornered someone on my pod of desks and spoke for about 5 minutes straight about clearing out her loft. i was laughing at loud because i was so glad it wasn't me who had to entertain that bullshit.

My sister went on that, you a student?

bit gay haha

I paid for a boost for fun

isn't that the question of the day user, isn't it just

Remember when Carol Vorderman was actually good looking?

bit bent haha

town has introduced new busses and there are literally droves of people standing along the routes taking pictures of them

i thought train spotting was bad

>EU referendum
>leave wins
>cameron resigns
>may is appointed
>may secretly passes surveillance laws
>brexit never happens
>the UK is now the worst nanny state on the planet

y'all niggas got played

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tragic

hmm

why don't we just make the swear words not be swear words?

want to become a NEET again lads

i am a nonce too hahaha

stuck in a huge fucking traffic jam because mongs struggle to drive cars correctly

also why the fuck do you need police horses at a fucking accident scene what are they doing

Britfriends please explain. Why is this lad driving an Audi? If he had a posher accent I'd think he was a spoiled brat with rich parents but he sounds like he's in a Guy Ritchie film. Is he a mafioso?

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how is it

You're vile mate
Abysmal
Sad
Grim
Dire

Sort ur life out for me hun

>unemployed
>fedora

no thanks

It'll be alright in the long run

got really stoned and drunk last night las

I'll not let no paddy project his feelings onto me

having a look

getting dressed

I wanted to match with Nomuun but I didn't

>cameron gambles on a referendum to solidify his position in the tory party
>doesn't think the proles have the guts to vote out
>johnson gove etc also think the proles don't have the guts to vote out and use it as a vehicle to advance their own careers
>we actually vote out
>the govt has no clue how to handle brexit or what it should look like
>years of uncertainty before we stay in after all

white cockneys are middle class these days

*brain clicks*

You know, I'm not sure why I'm here.

*closes computer and goes outside*

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She stopped talking as soon as I suggested we get a drink anyway

hm, wonder where this story arc will go next

Did his dad give him a car? I just don't see that guy working in a lawyer's office or as an accountant or a doctor.

Aha yes, the projection gimmick, the pinnacle of 21st century psychology, truly a Nietzschean conclusion to your grim life

fucking praying we stay in desu

honestly the EU is such a necessary evil at this point, fuck the single market but we rely on it

it won't get negotiated in 2 years and it won't get extended

WTO rules will shaft us

might shower today

probably won't

scathing political satire

>tfw no Mexican-Irish boxer bf

He's so attractive lads

Further ladies of tinder

He's not irish

got somewhere better to be? :c

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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got to go to my gay nonce club soon hahaha

would love those heels to pierce my delicate ballbag

no but I'm still aragont
only got here an hour ago
gonna have a quick nap because I've been up since 4 then head to this irish pub a few doors down and start getting leathered

I like Brittany's hair :)

Yoga 710 lad?

>Socialism is becoming popular

I
I WAS STANDING
YOU WERE THERE
TWO WORLDS COLLIDED
AND THEY COULD NEVER

EVER

TEAR US APART

Yeah la it's something called a bit of a joke, a bit of a laugh, a bit of a rib tickler, a knee slapper

off to shower

haha *doubles check phone to see if I missed my invite*

lunch

listening to music lads

always bugged me that standing and collided don't rhyme desu

I always knew Britain was a depressing shithole but even this post commie state is arguably nicer

>he posts his lunch to facebook

Runt

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GRIM LIKE BRITAIN
R
I
M

looks a little dire lad

is that a yorkshire?

Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

looks dire but at the same time looks incredible

>I just don't see that guy working in a lawyer's office or as an accountant or a doctor

it's not just the prestigious jobs that pay well here m8. self employed plumbers, electricians, carpenters etc. can earn £60k+ easily if they're good at their job

Beer and Dublin it is then!

>peas on chips
Would have no moral objections if you were to be executed right this very instant 2bh

how long have you been collecting my poo to make this? hahaha

*unsees your message and goes offline*

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Audis aren't that expensive to lease

white people food

>watch the Grand Tour
>they tell a joke about the Royal Air Force being the best in the world
>some fat american cunt in the audience loses his rag and gives it the biggun saying "if that were the case we wouldn't have to bail you out every time you got in trouble"
>audience goes wild

why do Yanks think they're funny? do they not understand irony and sarcasm

>unsees your message

LITERALLY not possible hun xx