HAPPENING!!! OLD TRAFFORD EVACUATED IS IT THE ISIS LADS ?

HAPPENING!!! OLD TRAFFORD EVACUATED IS IT THE ISIS LADS ?

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but i thought muslims loved united

It's legit

>old trafford evacuating before the match
I thought they did that at halftime

96 DEAD

I wonder what's actually happening though I mean only a bomb threat could cause this really?

This is how you avoid >96

t. ladbible

>it's real

I doubt they would only delay kick-off for 45 mins over an ISIS attack

but why?

kek

streams

>kick off will be delayed by approximately 45 minutes

I don't think you delay kick off for 45 minutes over ISIS lads

Maybe someone managed to sneak a plastic knife in

>all games delayed 45 minutes
fucks sake

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>Inb4 City lose 2-1
>United are 1-0 down at HT and they hear the news
>Suddenly start playing
>Win 2-1
>Conspiracy theories begin

All games?

No they're not

Must have been a threat or some sabre brandishing sultan had too many carlings?

maybe it's just to make sure nobody has to watch that shit team anymore

>CLOSE THE BORDERS

Why would City's owners love Jews?

Probably just a routine abandoned backpack

AYYYYYY

If it turns out that they're Jimmy Hilling it I will LOVE Manchester United

false bomb alert by rival fan maybe

>Jimmy Hilling it
?

Uk needs our own Trump. Make Britain back british

>Mfw it was a City fan
>This happens

Is this a ploy to get United to play like City?

Someone managed to sneak a spoon past the metal detectors

YOU WANTED SPORTS RELATED HAPPENINGS YOU GOT IT ALLAHAHAHA

vote leave lads

Obviously another threat from the Dorset Liberation Army...fucking southerners

Dog on the loose

HAPPENING?

>the city of Emptychester

normally the firedrill happens at 70 mins at old toilet
what is going on?

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The Euros are going to be a wild ride

Old Coventry chairman, delayed a kickoff due to ''''traffic'''' so his club could play out a draw.

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It was a phenomenally autistic reference

Team coach is late again so they're sending troops from the stands to protect it against the Bournemouth massif.

yeah... producers on suicide watch

Don't worry, the based Sikhs will defend their holy land, Old Trafford

>another delayed kickoff

What's with these meta-meme-tactics from Van Laal?

Yeah they'll be tense as fuck. This is crazy, if there was a planned attack today then I'd expect simultaneous attacks at other grounds.

underrated post

INSHALLAH BROTHERS INSHALLAH

Armed police men searching terraces reported live on radio.

you can tell who the Sup Forumstards are ITT

Those Pakis who live behind the dugout are Sikhs m8.

Sup Forums shitposting would be mental if a bomb goes off during a match.

comfy time

Of course they're armed, you can't be a policeman if you've got no arms.

Listening to news talk too? Pretty entertaining

wew

Stewarts checking lower end seats in stretford end reported live on radio.. Yawn... would the bomb go off already so we can go on with it.

David moyes made a prank bomb threat , he's got Rafa round they're bladdered.

First post is always best

>tfw nothing will happen and we will keep on building our hype for some frogs getting btfo just to be let down every game

Everyone remembers the day a dog was loose in the playground

SUSPECT PACKAGE

Turns out it's a new contract for LVG

>Discovery of a suspect package

I hope it is Van Gaals severance package XD

"suspect package found in NW" - from MU offical... yawn..wasting my day here

Is this the fabled Australian banter I have heard about?

I've got a suspect package lads if you know what I mean (my dick)

TAKBIR

that's the third post though

ASS ANAL
GIROOOOOUUUUUU

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Announcer at Old Trafford has just said the game looks unlikely to take place. Being told to move away from stadium.

ayy lmao
S P A G H E T T I

Imagine being the police chief in france for the euros this summer. What a shit job with all these potential life calls he will have to make.

Is the suspect package a trophy?

HAPPENING

Abandoned lmao what the fuck

match just got abandoned

ah that explains it

What are the odds on muslims going boom during the euros?

Game abandoned!

MATCH ABANDONED

Our schools best was probably chicken in the canteen. Took minutes until some kid who kept chickens picked it up.

lads, it turns out pellegrini went to old trafford to give a speech.

Maatch abandoned!!!!!! wew

It's Giggsy's chips

TOP 4 ABANDONED

I hope the dog doesn't get blown up.

Is this a desperate attempt by United to get attention on the final day to try and stay relevant?

MUSLIMS OUT

>bournemouth fans travelled all the way up to manchester for nothing

ayyyyyy

>yfw it turns out mansour is behind the bomb

RACE WAR NOW

>MANURE
>LITERALLY BTFO

Whenever they find a "suspicious package", it is ALWAYS fake

Pretty low I guess, the amounts of money being earned with Euro Cups or World Cups is insane, pretty sure security will be really fucking tight.

CALLED OFF

Match abandoned

Fuck off muslim scum

>City already score