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leftist edition

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cara

/balt/

I wouldnt go to France

The Incas are fucking fascinating ngl

/general/

kay-on

>right is the unshaven jew

*enteres the thread via the cat flap*

got nout to do for the rest of the day

might just get fucked again

nth for siberian flying squirrels

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STILL using a galaxy s3

STILL fast and still hasn't cracked somehow

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l-lewd

Di-Furagu

How is the student loan system not a graduate tax where you know how much tax you will be paying?

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*gets assassinated*

>mouyes

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watching arrival lads

Any nazis here

The lads and I.

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Don't know why anyone would work 6 days a week

internet was really comfy 2005-2008

>assassinated
FOY

crash looks nothing like a bandicoot

Hi

that's exactly what it is and I wish students would stop crying about it

Because rich people who have enough money to pay it off immediately overall end up paying less because of interest

you missed it

Listening to brand nubian lads

why are there so many new /brit/ generals per day?
are brits THAT autistic?

Is it true that if you buy a film/series on DVD/Blu-ray, you have to watch adverts?

>conceding to shitrood

bandicoot? ...
more like bandicute haha

Talk any more shit about Crash Bandicoot and I'll drop you cold cunt

who am I to say what's true and what's not?

who are you?

for some

but it was no different with VHS

would you tuck me in?

yeah six feet under

3 hours sleep for the past 4 days

but I feel fine

mates are all getting gfs

lads are starting to make jokes about how I don't have one

>pointed snout
>pointy ears
he looks like an anthropomorphised bandicoot

Is that a threat?

y-
*remembers the snoopers charter*
errr nah mate haha

*tucks you in so tight you can't move*

Sleep tight

*beats your face in with a crowbar*

can't imagine having """mates""" that constantly pester me about not having a gf

>watch a 12 year old DVD
>have to sit through the same 2 minute trailer for Alien vs. Preditor

guarantee you trump will abolish all national parks and ban hiking

flickin ma bean

you can pay it off quickly if you do a proper degree and don't do a doctorate in Feminist Art History

Dragonlet Spyro could batter Crash Bandicunt anyday lad.

FUCKING BROWN HAIRRRRR

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why would he do that?

Say you're a bender and then drop on your knees and say "....and to be honest I've been saving myself for you..." and then try to grab their willy

t. expert on women

Same. Same.

At the football lads

they were clearly doing experiments on him in the first game so that's probably why he looks like that

do you not know your crash lore

was joking but he does want to open all federal land etc for drilling operations and such

america will have no trees in 4 years time

Ah yes, why its the opiate of the masses *sips tea and goes back to Brothers Karamazov*

did the man kick the ball in the appropriate goal yet?

Tried watching that and it's fucking boring, wouldn't recommend

>aiming for gun free streets

by fucking over legal gun owners lmao

ni is the only good place left

good

fuck trees

*deflects your strikes with my tongue and grabs it and starts hitting you with it*

>going to games
fucking tryhard

mutaqib al-furak

when did it become "cool" to casually start insulting yourself?

the neck creaks when i move it

all my friend's basically got long term gfs straight after high school
it's fucked

um its you who are fucked hun :) x

alri grandad

watch a yung nigga show his ass out in public

grandad?

nah it's them who are fucked while I remain unfucked

since I'll probably never get to take a girls virginity at this stage I'd like to be able to be first one to cum in one raw or do anal with them

It's for work

I'm in the press box

yeah delete this mate?
cheers

alri sonny

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didn't need to see this

4 wanks today, nob is in a bit of a state aha

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oh its a rooooorke its a roooooorke
oooooooh its a rorke

BLACK

IT'S A BLACK

OHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S A BLACK

Family is completely dysfunctional lads
h-hah

i havent wanked since last sunday, simply dont have the motivation for it

why is the quality so bad in cinemas

neckclicker?

found out what washing powder the qt at my work uses so now my blanket smells like her

never thought my life would ever be this tragic boys

quite funny how every town in england claims to be "from roman times" without a shred of evidence to support it

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reckon the left will have a cultural epiphany within the next few years and realize they're the bad guys

how old are you?

>MUSHROOM!

choon!

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