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Hey guys whats going on!

A-A = Allahu-Akbar

HE FINNA TSUUUUUUU IT

Here's a picture of the bomb squad arriving to the ground in the background

HABBENING UPDATE

I'm not assuming anything until it's confirmed as a bomb.

>Unconfirmed reports from Old Trafford of more than one package. Sniffer dogs on site

>Phone connected to pipe and wires in Old Trafford toilet

pls

problably an inside job from butthurt fan/s

>tfw ISIS attacks the Euros and all hell breaks lose all over Europe

Brothers of spee, it have been fun shitposting with you all these last 7 years.

Does Mick have the best bants of all time?

Something something old toilet

>BREAKING. Military imminent at Old Trafford.

>Omar Hassan

Tanks in 30 minutes

And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?

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HAPPENING

Maybe it was just a box of new and improved Shapes

Lets hope it's a coordinated guerrilla attack and we get to watch the live stream, /pol will have a heyday.

POST PICS OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN

One of my favourite chants for a player is hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey, I said hey, Pantilimon

hapnning

>tfw

WHAT THE FUCK

GENUINELY WHAT

I'm in actual tears because of that image

perks of living in china, m8

if anything you and the frenchcucks will start come campaign to bring in even more sandniggers

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>BREAKING: The 'suspect package' found at Old Trafford was a mobile phone attached to pipes dailym.ai/1XsBF4n

KEK

Even Allah dislikes manu

>SOME FANS URINATED ON BRAVE BOMB DISPOALISTS

LIVE FOOTAGE

Old Toilet

...

fixed that

JIHADI JOHN WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WE'RE GONNA WIN THE FA CUP

Loftus Cheek has a bomb disposal business now?

That's the most action Old Trafford has seen all season

I don't get it.

Manchester United fans chanting:
"Jihadi John we don't give a f**k, we're gonna win the FA Cup."

its true i saw them doing it....sick manure cunts

Fixed what?

He changed RLC to RIC

Could this break the record of 96 dead?

WTF

The record is actually 318.

nice

Tasteless.

Good photo

BURN THE MUNICH CUNTS HAHAHA GO MUZZIES

WW3 soon

twitter.com/danroan/status/731872526444449792

>tfw you will live to see race war in Yurop

C'MON SWANSEA

...

>that live very close to some of the worst immigrant neighborhoods and are probably going to die very quickly when I tries to go innawoods

How many goals does Utd need to score

19

Who do we reckon it is lads, the bot touchers or the goat touchers?

At least 19

*boy touchers

But the shitskins do both.

"Manchester United match abandoned after mobile phone device is found inside Old Trafford"

>Britbongs can't buy a fork without ID and now can't attend a soccer match in case someone has a cell phone

Any news on weather the package was intentionally placed there as an explosive?

>weather
this triggers me

>was this bomb intentionally placed as an explosive

THEY ACTUALLY BLEW IT UP HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>weather
I meant was it actually a bomb?

it was actually a weather balloon baka

they really need to work on their radar

Ah, that makes sense.

Ta m8

You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell

>be British
>get exploded

WHO'S THAT LYING ON THE RUNWAYYYYY

THEY ACTAULLY BOMBED IT

Brexit confirmed.

Thank you, Manchester

T A K B I R
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ELI5, how does a controlled explosion work?

>Ireland
>asking about explosions

You lads have any cheeky jokes I can offend normies with?

>go on greater manchester police twitter
>scroll down
>all articles are about people being assaulted or killed in Moss Side
>remember this rap video that had moss side in it

youtube.com/watch?v=CTX-s5eGtLw

BIG UPS YOOF MASSIVE INNIT

>england is white

Ask yer da

He's in england for the weekend, some work thing

>Daily reminder that we have no bins and over priced WH Smiths in our railway stations because of the IRA

You monsters

>some work thing
user you are about to get v&

>

I wager it's those damn Belgians at it again

97

WoW England is officially a police state. Horrifying what a third world country

G M Police @gmpolice 4m4 minutes ago
Bomb disposal experts carried out controlled explosion at Old Trafford on what is described as incredibly lifelike explosive device...
whats this mean

they saw something that looked like a bomb and decided to explode it in a safe area just to be sure

it was a fake but looked like a bomb

You couldn't wager anything if you even tried portugal you broke fuck

>@BBC
>Muslims not responsible for todays terrorist action

thank god they made this clear

it means there was some very good banter involved

Wow that's some breaking news, maybe the first time in history

Man U staged it so they can wait for the other games to finish

Who blew up?