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banter lads edition

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Archery

She is qt and a good shot, but does she know Tae Kwon Do?

Is she a better sniper than me?

I am ranked fairly high.

cornwall

So fucking hungover

>tfw no highly skilled gf

I would kick her ass in real life though. If we were dueling and she got the drop on me I am going to disappear then come out of nowhere like smoke ninja melee her to death with my cock

plymouth is actually an alright place

Archery wanker loves his fucking gooks

Rate theory.
>Ayys are chasing fucking large meteor through space
>Meteor crashes on Earth, remains end up being flung so high up into the sky because of how powerful the impact was, meteor basically becomes the moon
>Ayys take remaining and surviving dinosaurs to experiment on them, these dinosaurs end up becoming the Gray aliens we've seen depicted throughout fiction
>Humanity was some sort of mistake because of the collision with the meteor, we weren't supposed to happen

>tfw you will NEVER get to see Inca civilisation at its height
Not a massive fan of this feel lads

might get a fish supper lads

Retarded

Who's looking forward to the Dunkirk movie? I'm already enjoying how mad the frogs are about it.

If you tell yourself you feel good, you will feel good

ffs left my bag in the cinema changing rooms

Apparently the SBS could've captured Bin Laden in Tora Bora in 2001 but they were told to wait so the Americans could get in on it which allowed Bin Laden to get away

is it possible to look at this picture without being sexually aroused?

Don't think the SBS has the capacity to capture anyone lad

lads
this stuff is fucking marvellous, especially the poppy seed one
I've finished two in the past two weeks

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got my neurons all fired up

>you will never be able to contribute to her Majesty's Empire in a manner similar to Sir Farage
Also, arsenal are so shit they made manure look normal

that's the point
none of you can actually afford to live here

>poppy seed
Hope you don't have a drug test coming up soon lad

Genuinely miss that lad and his crazy videos

That's why they form their own British ghettos in places like Adelaide and Perth lel

could crush the lot of you like the sniveling worms you are

>it's a real quote

Just fuck off already Corbyn

post fucking machines

Germans?
nah mate, not a fan

What have you ever been naturally talented at lads?
when I was about 10 my friend's mum sent him to trampolining classes and after he'd been going for about 3 months my parents decided I should do it to. After two sessions i got promoted to grade 4 (my friend was grade 3 after several months of practics). After another month I was grade 6 but then my parents decided they didnt want to pay for it any more.

could roundhouse kick you into orbit

northerners?
nah mate, not a fan

couldn't care less la
I'd bring a Stollen with me to the interview to let them know why my urine is 60% poppy seed juice

Ffs left my pint glass at the party

fuck off tarquin

southerners?
nah mate, not a fan

Radical centrists?

Gas em all

are you a bloody racist?

People who don't give me (you)s?
nah mate, not a fan

What is the longest you've stayed up for? Mine was nearly two and a half days

i got a knack for archery and billiards.

didn't know i was a good shot with the bow until i tried it for the first time.

i think the fact that my teacher was a cute girl and her senpai was even hotter....

spent a lot of money for the lessons too (T_______T)

I looked at the image and immediately thought, "Wow, that's fuckin' ugly." Then I read your text.
Obviously what you really meant to post was this.

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the British?
nah mate, not a fan

this post? (67606823)
nah mate, not a fan

So lads...I think you need to take a seat for this one. I've heard about this "snoopers charter", and well....I don't think I can post here anymore. Sorry, but I just don't want to get contacted by the govt etc, I've thought long and hard on this one and I think it's the right move.

now THAT is a good looking bike.

What is the consensus of us Geordies here on /brit/ and do you love our sausage rolls?

looking at properties I will never be able to afford again lads

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Send em all back to Africa

what thread are we actually in? this one or the turbo-thread?

Geordies?
nah mate, not a fan

>geordies
wouldn't shed a single tear if I wake up one day and newcastle has been nuked
>sausages
pretty good

that's just life for 95% of male Tinder users mate

someone calm that anti-portugese rorke down

ahoy mates

Way ahead of you m8

the so-called "Mum" (also known in some circles as "The Mumesh") has fallen asleep on the sofa

hope when she wakes up she says we'll just do takeaway

So lads...I think you need to take a seat for this one. I've heard about this "nah mate" gimmick, and well....I don't think I can post here anymore. Sorry, but I just don't want to contract aids, I've thought long and hard on this one and I think it's the right move.

I paid £3.10 and swiped everything within 5 miles surely at least one ugly bird has got to like me

everyone gets matches

So lads...I think you need to take a seat for this one. I've heard about this "thread", and well....I don't think I can post here anymore. Sorry, but I just don't want to get contacted by the govt etc, I've thought long and hard on this one and I think it's the right move.

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Gather up all the niggers and send em home

45 hours maybe? Dunno.

I can say for definite that it was at least 30 though and that was fairly recently

talk shit about Bernie Sanders again mate and I'll fucking DECK you

if you're getting 0 matches on tinder your profile is probably shit

>top gear and the alternative top gear both became FOY: the tv show

haha state of your little country

any globalists itt?

kernow

Why did I think I would be able to make mates ffs
Looks like I just keep drinking until the loneliness is bearable

would appreciate any help you could offer lads

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any aussies here NOT from a big city?

why are the mongs still posting in the saged thread

Why were you up for 45 hours nearly? My excuse was that I was traveling and that I figured staying up all the previous day would help me, I had a LONG car journey about 24 hours so you can imagine how that didn't go all too well considering I forgot I couldn't relax or sleep well at all in the car.

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couldn't be arsed to make a good one
all I want is a easy 2/10 to like me and come and have a drink then probably suck my willy in a public place

is that too much to ask for ffs

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>pakis defending moors

This country is fucked.

Moby?

Smoking weed alone is much more fun

Haha calm down, lads, I swear I wont opress the Russian minorities haha.

*few beers later*

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are you?
isn't Australia one of the most urbanised countries in the world

Oldest ally here.

Reminder that Portugal has a vast history of slapping turks all measures of shit-skins around.

Grew up in a smallish town 2bh

howled and screamed AGAIN at this

nothing wrong with portugese lads

they're leagues better than pakis

yeah im from the 2nd biggest city

cat's lying under my legs like they're a tent

always enjoyed letterman

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*rips bong*
*studies data analysis*

We shouldn't really have a new /brit/ until it's at least at page 9. Why the fuck people feel it necessary to make a new one at, or before, 310 is fucking retarded.

Janny should do the job he is paid for and delete this shit and flag the creator for a banning.

why brits dont make best music anymore?

do that every night when I'm home though
just gonna get bollocksed and see where the night takes me

wish I knew how to make new friends
or get closer to my old friends

People I don't want in this thread:
>Rorkes
>Sheeds
>Normies
>Nah mate not a fan posters

That is all.

Portuguese were classed as second class """whites""" by the immigration department in the 1940s and 1950s lel