ITT: It's 1914

ITT: It's 1914

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we inagurated the canal

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best map i've ever seen

This desu.

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>tfw Suzette rejected me
Im gonna get a comfy position in the army, nothing will reach me there.

Wow European civilization seems to be at the top of its game right now, I'm sure things can only get better from here!

We are in for a fun fucking century.

I should kill that western fag franz.
I heard he was coming here to Sarajevo

Its not even a map, its bloody UK

That map is wrong tho, Tacna was still Chilean territory until 1929

>shit nobody cares

Anglos always win

fuck panama

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Ok

good morning gentlemens feels good to be first worlder

DO IT.

I'M DOING IT

The absolute madman

HOLY SHIT HE DID IT ! ! !

DAS RITE I KILLED HIM

t.Gavrilo Princip

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EIN ZWEI DREI VIER FUR DIE VATERLAND

I WILL FIGHT FOR MY KING !!!

Fuck you man now i will actually have to kill people and i'll never see Suzette again.

god no!

YOU OO KAY

YOU OO KAY

YOU OO KAY

How does it feel not living in the best country in the world?

>t. Britsharter

Still hate frogs.

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS king

LONG LIVE OUR GRACIOUS king

GOD SAVE OUR king

>S. Africa was still good at this point

Better go join the ottomans and kill me some filthy anglojews

brb gonna smoke a fuck tonne of opium, fuck an underage hooker then ride my motorcycle around mowing down wogs with the lewis

zzz...zzz...zzz.

;w;

And Russians here? I'm gonna free Finland from you.

We have no intentions on killing armenians

>German actually believe they'll win in a war against us
We would be done with you by Christmas

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You are lucky Austro-Hungarians made an alliance with you roaches, i curse them for allying with you

Don't forget France and UK

isn't that china kind of oversimplified

you have the nerve gas ready?

>tfw more powerful and richer than every other latin american country COMBINED.
Next great power coming in, move aside europoors.

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what a boring country you are

Also,
>Puerto Rico gets American flag
>Alaska doesn't

The Alaskan flag didn't exist until 1927 (not that anyone cares)

It's our fault, we traumatized them ... twice

I want the empire back.

The occasional black market deal is excitement enough for us. Also keeps the fridge filled.

argentina is always neutral too.

Were we though?
I don't know much about Brazil back then.

>some shity lands from africa
>empire

Union jacks EVERYWHERE

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>WE WAZ KANGS

Nah, not really, but the meme is still valid. We were rich.

That's GDP per capita to the value of USD in 1990

this polandball thing is so fucking retarded and unfunny

*tip top hat*

>#swisshumor

and then it all went to hell

long live to Yrigoyen.

RUSSIA DON'T DO IT

Fuck this French people!

Man, life in America is really ok.

u should start sending the negroes back to africa before it becomes impossible, my american friend

To the argies here. I'm user's great-granduncle and I just murdered my fiance's father to marry her and now we need to escape. Can we come please?

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Prussia forever! Die you filthy French Rats!

That depends. Are you an anarchocommunist? if so, stay back, we already have a lot of your kind.

What, no? She's rich as fuck. We just want to own some piece of land in Las Pampas.

It's waaaaaay too late for that.

*blocks your path*

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nope, not yet

it will be too late after world war 2 and especially the 60s, when "muh racism" becomes a terrible thing in the public eye

Ok then, you can settle anywhere you want, as long as you have cash. You can stay in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_de_Inmigrantes for about 2 weeks though, for free until you find a job.