Holy shit

holy shit...

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when did you beat slovakia

when you were part of nazi

When did you beat Cyprus?

at the end of the war we were allies

ww1

>The Australian-American War
Never Forget

yea because we beat you. we beat germany and made them into a friend.

>US ever beating Russia
>US ever fighting Jordan
>US ever fighting Albania
>US ever fighting Bulgaria
>US ever fighting Australia
>US ever fighting Poland
>US ever fighting Syria
>US ever fighting Ukraine
etc
etc
etc
What the fuck nigga?

USA never even fought Slovakia.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_National_Uprising

Later it were Soviets that liberated country

You beat alot of those countries the same way Britain beat Finland during the continuation war though, does that really count?

>swedish education
pick up a history book ahmed
wrong. we bombed you.

okay seriously though, is fucking Vietnam REALLY the only cunt to have bested the US?

Vietnam?

I find that quite amazing. gg to them

no you didnt

You have never been in a direct war with any of those countries though???

vietnam beat france, the uk, the mongols, the russians, the chinese, and the spanish. they are truly the most powerful race.

Mexico took the Alamo and Goliad, and dominated for the majority of the war so yeah Mexico half beat USA :^)

why california in america then? they clearly did not dominate.

>>swedish education
>wrong we bombed you

>be American
>negative IQ

''WE WUZ Nª1 AND SHIET''

since when did you beat me?
in the invasion of 1989?

panama canal and the mexican american war

Cyprus only exists since 1960

I could have sworn the US declared war on funland because lol axis

they were also conquered by the french tho..

When did america ever fight against russia?
Cold war doesnt count

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it was UK

When was Iran beaten in a war? Or Russia? Also they beat Afghanistan and Egypt. The Korean war a draw.

>who cares if you beat us in 2 (two) wars! we burnt down a wooden house!

Last I checked Morocco was the first country to recognize your country after you guys gave the finger to the brits and we've never had a war since

Britain should be purple then, your fancy house didn't burn itself down.

>who cares if you were fully involved in a war with the French from whom we received backing, our insurgency was deemed more trouble than it was worth to keep us

>swedish education
>coming from an american

When the fuck did America beat California or Oregon?

When will the US recognize South America as their future best allies?

This is what Americans actually learn in school.

>cold war ending in a stalemate
>USSR collapses
>USA WON OVER 15 COUNTIRES!!!!!!!!!!!

Afghanistan should be in blue : ^)

Why is canada in red? They burned the fucking white house.

>countries the US has beatin in a war
>US

You can only post in this thread if your country is not a shithole which has had a civil war.

Russia won the cold war about 2 weeks ago

Central america was not a part of Mexico during that war...

we still accomplished our main war goal in the war of 1812. so we won.

wrong

Not ideolodically. That's what matters m8.

I wish my country had gained independence 300 years ago

>american education
No, it's right.
Look it up

delet :DDD

when did you best korea

korean war

>and the spanish
da fuck u talking about punk?

>ITT: Embarrassingly WEWUZ murican vs the world
We're not all this stupid I promise

>USA has beaten the USA in a war
rly makes u think

fuck off cuck.
>we are not alll racist as drumpf xD beleive me we are as progressive as scandinavian countries if you ignore the south :(((

stupid dumb hipster NIGGER

Turkey? Russia? China? Huh? How high are you?

The conflict isn't over, getting a ceasefire doesn't equal winning the war, otherwise Vietnam would be red in OP's map.

Trump beats china all the time

>We will never go to war with Brazil and finally wipe out the simian menace once and for all

you lost against USSR

> This shitty MS Paint Job will get over 100 replies

>beat everybody when they are weak
>cant even beat vietnam
USA USA USA

Indeed, but we kinda won them during our civil war. Reds in this country tried to make us part of Soviet Russia

but you went to war with us, we just happened to be at the same side

>USA is red

>hiding the truth

>tfw white

With Trump and Gen. Flynn in the congress. Russia defeated the USA.

They had a civil war

We never had a war with USA...but i guess it considers the Soviet occupation of Estonia since USA was friendly with USSR in war.

dlet

Perfidious anglos

Russians vs commie shitskins don't count

The only thing remotely similar to a war between Costa Rica and the US was the campaign against William Walker in 1856, and we won that shit, so I called bullshit on your map

u'd be amazed how many countries they bombed

When the fuck do you figure you ever beat us in a war?

We BTFO'd you when you tried to invade in 1812 to the point your armies were literally too scared to attack

lmao Americans got absolutely wreckamarolled by the absolute lad Brock

This Ameri-fat is writing his own story. The U.S attacked FIRST and got BTFO in Toronto and Quebec. Ameri-cunt is just being retarded as usual.

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>7 killed
>2500 captured

vs

>2 wounded

wrong. all of the soldiers were drunk off canadian provided alcohol. it was a trap.

Your point is ?

that the USA will have its failures, because we are involved in many conflicts. a historyless and culturless country such as romania would not udnerstand.

Lets not forget all the Canadian women, those Ameri-fags raped. INEXCUSABLE! Also, our milita BTFO their "veterans".

Is Vietnam the strongest nation to ever exist?

Lets not start this again. JUST DROP IT.
And the strongest nation to ever exist belongs to Rome. Too bad the corruption got them.

nz btfo

Didn't that earthquake sink them into the ocean?

haha lol thats the reason i made the image, i was waiting for someone to point that out X)

>that the USA will have its failures, because we are involved in many conflicts. a historyless and culturless country such as romania would not udnerstand.

Fuck are you talking about, you've had it easier than almost any country ever. You've never faced a legitimate enemy of your size face to face since you're fucking revolution, where your enemy was over a fucking ocean.
If a coalition equal to your size would form you would shit your pants.

can NOT make this up

xDDDD epic bro haha xx

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

literally all canadians who died.

Just wait for the Chinese uprising, lad

>Italy listed
Italy was on your side in the WWII, you have to list only the Republic of Salò (that never was a country)

>Americans shooting Canadians by accident

Wouldn't be the last time. Watch your fire you fucks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarnak_Farm_incident

You've never beaten us in a war. We've never been at war against each-other.

literally can't make this shit up

WELL YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FUCK YOU

USA STILL #1

The Americans armed the emus to defeat the banter government. Arming rebels worked well in Afghanistan looking forward to the Emu Caliphate of America.

>needing nukes to nuke somebody
Fucking pansies.