Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "tastemaker-in-training" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan Kris "CAPS LOCK" Ex Jillian “ “ Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 36 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Rest in peace, Jerry Heller -Drake announces "THE BALLET" in Houston -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, and Bon Iver. -/p4k/ forever
looks good. there should be a space between noctournitquet and ian cohen, though.
just spitballin' -- ian "emo payola" cohen mark "assistant to the eic" richardson zoe "joaquin phoenix" camp jenn "we wuz queenz" pelly (she's also a twin, if anyone has any good twin jokes)
and does anyone got anything for jillian mapes? her insta name is jumons and her twitter is jumonsmapes.
i also vote for jeremy gordon to be added to the op.
Jayden Myers
>there should be a space between noctournitquet and ian cohen, though. i disagee. there's never never been one and the "roll call" is posed as questions wondering if those writers will have reviews up tonite
and Ian, Mark, and Zoe's nicknames are classic and fit perfectly. NO CHANGE
anyways, if shill and ourselves are still autistically fine tuning the OP, a couple suggestions: -bye bye Brandon Stousy ;_;7 -Jenn Pelly's nickname should be "best new tastemaker" (tastemaker-in-training isn't catchy) -kris ex should be all lowercase like his by-line
Benjamin Green
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Matthew Hall
>kris ex should be all lowercase like his by-line that's why it's capped, bc it's pretentious af that he spells it like that and that p4k's style guide allows it.
Jayden Hernandez
also an user last night mentioned how jenn pelly grade inflates women artists like meaghan garvey inflated rappers. think it should be related to that bc it's true.
Carson Reed
Bet we won't get reviews tonight bc p4k think that they deserve the day off
Benjamin Rogers
what's everyone listening to tonight? came back to this after not really listening to it since it leaked, and holy shit it's great. probably the best AnCo-related release since MPP; "Golden Chords" made me tear up hard, senpaitachi
Robert Cook
the New Bon Iver is a 6.9 album
Ryder Wilson
Yeah that's a damn fine album.
Jaxon Roberts
it better be because painting with is shit and I saw a concert and it was the worse possible experience I've ever had at a concert
Oliver Long
i hope it gets panned just because that asshole held a press conference about the damn thing
Dominic Jackson
I do like best new tastemaker for Jenn Anyone else agree or disagree? pls no What was so terrible about the show?
Benjamin Reed
Hasn't Kris Ex inherited the meme-rap position from Craig? So wouldn't it be ideally KRIS "Meme Rap" EX?
Grayson Phillips
yeah. he has. i'll allow it. no one around here likes change anyway. let's go with meme rap instead of caps locks.
Levi Peterson
the press conference wasn't dumb. it's just an efficient way to get through a press junket.
what was dumb was his answer for not showing his face in any promo photos. it's bc you're going bald, justin, and you're embarrassed by it. that's why.
as far as his pan, i think it's this year's bad album that gets a 9.0. indie rock tenure is a real thing.
James Lewis
think he learned anything from Kanye?
Jeremiah Anderson
nothing today
Nicholas Brooks
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN FUCKING NOTHING Time to drink away the pain of no new reviews
so which of these will BNM/outscore Chance and Thom & Friends: M.I.A. - A.I.M. Nick Cave - Skeleton Tree Wilco - Schmilco Preoccupation (f.k.a. Viet Cong) - s/t How To Dress Well - Care Bon Iver - 22, A Million Danny Brown - Atrocity Exposition Jenny Hval - Blood Bitch other?
Lucas Hill
For BNMs M.I.A.: no Nick Cave: yes Wilco: no Preoccupations: no How To Dress Well: yes Bon Iver: yes Danny Brown: yes Jenny Hval: no Also expect another 8 no BNM for Cymbals Eat Guitars and an Ian Cohen BNM for Beach Slang
Aiden Jenkins
gonna be mad if they don't give Jenny Hval yet again dispite deserving it many times over.
Joseph Long
Her new album is way too tryhard though. Meshes of Voice is the one that should've gotten BNM if anything.
Hudson Russell
All I want in this life is forMike to take El to the snow ball and for Dead Sara to get a BNM.
Xavier Gray
Jenny Hval seems to fall into "we like her, but she doesn't fit into 'Pitchfork-core.'"
Dominic Wilson
I like tastemaker in training better desu it's too soon for best new tastemaker
Jonathan Perez
and I also miss the zoe feet thing
Because i'm STILL waiting for soles!
Joshua Morales
>How To Dress Well: yes I'm not sure about that. His new record is looking to be extra sugary sweet and they haven't Best New Track'd either of the singles.
Joshua Cruz
where is the titus andronicus line? it was like "titus andronicus getting robbed again?" or something similar.
Mason Walker
M.I.A. - not sure. depends what side of the cuck fence pitchfork is sitting on that day, she got kicked out of BLMfest because she said muzzy lives matter, and we all know pitchfork eats that shit up. no matter who they support here, they're gonna be taking a hit, but i think they'll be more likely to support afropunk. either a high 7, 8.1 no BNM, or 9.2 BNM. nick cave - it's gonna be a heartwrenching thing since arthur fell off the cliff, but i can't see it beating out radiohead/chance. 8.6-8.9 BNM range. wilco - no. i think pitchfork still likes wilco but not enough to BNM them ever again. viet cuck - they got brownie points with the indie scene because of the name change, the question is, does pitchfork still care about the indie scene? guessing 8.3 BNM. how to dress well - i really don't know. i'll guess low 8 no BNM. bon iver - i could see bonny bear beating out/tying the other 9.1's. danny brown - safest album on here besides maybe bon iver, mid-high 8's BNM. jenny hval - not gonna get BNM.
Blake Morris
that album was shit
Ayden Turner
Nightly reminder that +@ was robbed
Jack Thomas
KYS you're self
Landon Roberts
shut the FUCK up jeremy gordon
Brayden Foster
MIA: 7.7 Nick Cave: 7.3 Wilco: 6.5 Preoccupation: 8.1 How to Dress Well: 7.6 Bon Iver: Surprise pan 6.0 Danny Brown: 8.6 Jenny Hval: 8.4
The feet bit was part of her retirement goodbye. We now know that she isn't actually retired so the whole thing goes while +@ was definitely robbed, we are leaving the reminding up to the lovely anons of this thread g8 b8
Parker Adams
viet cong getting 8.1 confirmed
Adrian Mitchell
THEY WERE THE CHOSEN ONES FUCK REEEEEEEEEEE
Adam Gutierrez
nah man, I legitimately think that Titus Andronicus album was one of the worst albums I listened to in 2015. The fact that it was 90 minutes long made it even worse. I didn't like the Monitor either, thought Local Business was ok though.
Josiah Long
wrong pic desu
Jason Barnes
The p4k shill owns. God bless the changes to the op. God bless everyone's labor day holiday. Unions are a blessing.
Lincoln Wood
IT WAS DIMED OUT FRONT TO BACK
Lucas Watson
how can pitchcorp call themselves alternative if they won't support indie bands?
