Pay for albums at music store

>Pay for albums at music store
>Girl at register smiles and says "nice choices" at my purchases

what albums op

Weird, girls have only ever laughed at my musical taste as I run away crying and shitting my pants.

Good thing I'm gay.

Think you're alpha huh? A girl added me on facebook yesterday. Jealous?

being nice doesnt equal being honest

>Pay for anime at anime/manga store
>Girl at register smiles and says "良い選択" at my purchases

Yeah, we'll i've been talking to a russia qt weeb for over a year

Shes just humoring you underneath the internal snickers.

>Pay for albums at music store
>Girl at register tisks* and says "Terrible choices, i'm afraid i'm going to have to escort you out of the premises for your bad tastes"

>Pay for albums at music store
RIAA shill

>weeb walks into a music shop
>his fingers smell of stale pocky, his K-On shirt hasnt been cleaned for 2 weeks
>he searches for nothing but anime soundtracks, and kpop albums
>"nice choices."
>"why thank you, cashier-chan!"
>"um...what?"
>"chan, its a japanese suffix for qts like you!"
>"um.."
>"JUST ACCEPT THE COMPLIMENT YOU DUMB WHORE!"
>"sir, you need to go."
>"FINE!"
>weeb leaves the shop, at a slow-to-moderate pace (he fat)
>goes home, cries on the way
>"girls will never understand me."
>this is his life
>this is his reality
>years pass and the weeb is disillusioned by the thought of women
>he finds no sexual, emotional, or intellectual bond to any living female
>all the weeb needs is his waifus and his imagination
>and his hand
>with semen stained shirts and years of fat build up, the weeb has fully embodied the stereotype
>the weeb only eats and jacks off to hide his pain
>he believes in death
>he waits for it
>each second is pain, each breath more difficult than the last
>"what has become of me?"

you know they always say this so you feel good about spending way too much money for remastered music on vinyl

>excited because the hipster high-school girl at the record store approved your choices

Make sure you kiss your Pitchfork and Fantano pictures before you drift off to sleep tonight

>that projection

>Pay for albums at music store
>Girl at register frowns and says "shit taste you fucking pleb, listen to some good music like King Crimson and Animal Collective"
>tell her that I have great taste and have more insight into music than her vapid p4k hipster ass could ever imagine
>slap her fat ass
>get kicked out of the store and sent to jail, I now am a registered sex offender
>mfw it was worth it

king crimson and animal collective is good tho desu :(

truth

How the convo went:

> Nice Music
> T-thanks
> That'll be 25 freedom tickets user
> *fumbles with wallet*
> H-here you go
> Palms sweaty
> Moms fiddy
> Come again user
> OMG TUMBLR N 4CHANZ SHE HIT ON ME BRUHS I TOTALLY GOT HER DIGITS BRUH

Her job is to make you feel appreciated and to come back, you kno that right?

>Pay for a couple death grips records at music store
>Girl at register said it looks cool and asks me what genre it is
>"w-well I like to say it's p-postmodern olds-school, but a lot o-of people just s-say it's industrial mixed w-with experimental h-h-hip h-hop"
>She says that sounds cool
i fucking hate women

She handled your pseud ass in the best way possible.

No they aren't

Why can't Deko be real

>paying for music

this happened to me when i bought this album

>find girl at register
>get ITAOS on vinyl so she can compliment my tastes
>she just smiles and doesn't say anything about it
>mfw i wasted 25 dollars on a record
>i don't even have a record player
wtf

>Pay for albums at music store
>Pay for albums

>tfw watching a teen boy making his mother buy a The Money Store vinyl for him at a Newbury Comic's
hahhhhh......

Yes. And the girl who sold you those jeans you're wearing really thought you looked good in them when you tried them on for size. Just like the girl who cut your hair wasn't lying when she ran her hands through your freshly shampooed hair and called it "thick" and said you had a lot of it.

>a Sup Forums user over 18 uses a steven universe pic

>a person over 18 watches anime

I bet you want to return to buy more albums huh

I say that to everyone
t. girl

it's adult programming bb

Fuck you kill yourself it was my birthday

I work at a record store. Fuck off, mate. That's my livelihood.

She's right, it's a nice album

"I know."

>waifus
>plural

So what you're saying is that women are pathological liars and sociopaths.

>y-you too
>spill change she hands back to you
>bend over to pick up while stuttering "s-sorry"
>bump head on counter
>run out of store forgetting albums
>"sir you forgot your albums!" in the background as you run for the nearest mall exit

...

Stop replying to my epic owned with anything other than "I'm sorry, I will immediately check my male privilege" you fucking rapist.

>take records up to counter
>girl at register says "nice picks"
>"oh, you've heard of these?"
>"umm, yeah" she responds
>my hipster cred is under threat
>"never mind, I won't be taking these"
>go home and delete all traces of those albums

an inspiration to us all

>girl asks what music im into
>i say that i listen to emo
>girl smiles and says "oh, i love anime too user!"
every time

Damn...

>go to a record store
>pick out records and get ready to purchase
>see girl at the counter
>wait 10-15 minutes before putting the albums back and walking out of the store shyly

>suffix for qts
wrong

Stop replying to my epic owned with anything other than "I'm sorry, I will immediately check my male privilege" you fucking rapist.

unty why are you projecting

Damn i have a friend like that. This is true.
Except for the part of buying music and hating woman.