Musical Vietnam Flashbacks

>"WILL I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF"

>It Ain't Me starts playing

Clever

>"I'M ON MY KNEES, I NEVER WANNA DIE!"

>THEYYY SAYYY THAAAT
>TEENAGERS SCARE
>THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

>THIS
>DICK
>AINT
>FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>The entirety of Flint

>IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MOMMA
>IT'S ALL YOUR FAULLLLLTTTTTT

>Walking tall machine gun man
>They spit on me in my homeland
>GLORRRRRIIAAAAA sentmepicchahsofMAHBOII

>"WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BABY"
>"YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>"NOW IF I FUCKED THIS MODEL"
>"AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER T-SHIRT"
>"AND I GET BLEACH ON MY ASSHOLE"
>"THEN IMMA FEEL LIKE A T-SHIRT"

>ALL MY DREAMERS PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE SKY
>NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE 23
>I TOOK MY TIME I HURRIED UP THE CHOICE WAS MINE I DIDN'T THINK ENOUGH
>TAKE YOUR TIME HURRY UP CHOICE IS YOURS DONT BE LATE
>EIGHTIES

>"WHY THEY PUT THE DICK IN THE PUSSY?"

>my dad raped me when I was 4

>"WATCH HER LEAVE OUT THE WINDOW I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT WINDOW-PAIN"

>wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
>wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

>HAVE YA EVER HAD SEX WITH A PHARAOOOOOOOOH
>PUT THA PUSSYVIN A SARCOPHAGUS

>"UP IN THE FRENCH ASS RESTAURANT"
>"HURRY UP WHERE MY DAMN CROISSANTS"

>STOOOP YELLING IN THE MUUUUUSEAAM

>Oh rabbia!... Ed osi?... OlĂ ?
>Compariscono le guardie del palazzo ducale.
>A costei la mia dimora sia prigione.

Horrible opera.