Ayo spit a verse white boi

ayo spit a verse white boi

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WE

WUZ

I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA

I've been in this situation IRL. Believe it or not they really just want you to spit a verse.

FUCK MY SLEEVES

GET THIS BITCH SHAKING LIKE PARKINSONS

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I PUT THE PUSSY IN A SARCOPHAGUS

Hickory dickory dock
OP loves sucking cock
He gurgles and slurps
Then swallows and burps
And exclaims: "you sure came a lot!"

Ayo...

I'm that crazy motherfucker from the place
Smack you in the face, you're a disgrace
Hit you with my mace. Fool.

Fuck your mum, in the bum
Make her eat a plum, bang on her like a drum.

Motherfucker, you don't fuck with me. See, I sting you like a bee, break your fucking knee make you plea to make me stop, bitch ass nigga.

ayo spit a verse white boi

haha yeah for real dog, eminem is dope, one of the smartest mother fuckers alive :) one love

If you insist...

i'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual

we used to live a life of macs and genius bars
not the type of shit that you find in palo alto
these were the ones you saw when someone shouted "this is an asalto"

this rhyme is whack
i'm gonna slime on your back and in your crack, jack

shiiiiiiiiiiiiet fuck the white men

My feet are freezing while the rest of my body is up heating, am I bleeding? I can't even tell if my heart is still beating.
But I got to keep reaching. I got to go all the way for the gold. To get there I got to be more brash, more bold. But how am I supposed to do that when everyone in my life is so cold? Their lies are creeping around my mind like a mold. All I can say is when I reach the top, don't say you ain't been told.

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I even did a shitty white boy rap for you, emphasis on shitty.

I bring the reddit
we make it lit.
Our crew is on the attack
you'all niggas whack .
Time to stop
faggots like OP:

[chorus]nigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigga
nigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigga
nigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigga[chorus]

Press twills for schills, shag with the half moon
Cab to the school, straight to the bathroom
To take a piss then help the teacher
With the creatures that inflated from the ethers
And it's waitin in the beakers the bite on teen features

Thanks to the elections and the dumb nigger movements
White America will have to go through some improvements
>You mean by having white cops leaving Blacks alone?
No, I mean by carpet-bombing Detroit with drones
>How 'bout you let us Black people just live in peace?
How 'bout I tear you blacks apart, piece by piece?
I hope all you niggers get killed by police

wearing a turbin
sippin on bourbon
swervin and curvin
in my dad's chevy suburban

Kick an ass chew the ball
Niggas snake cuz they can opener
Jigsaw tomato onion with a forty-three
Open the FUCK and annihilate pancakes

>Make her eat a plum
you wouldnt dare

>white boy
>white
fucking racist. im out

you look like piss
try and hit me and you miss
you're annoying like flees
if you're the chain then im the key

I walk down the street and pull out a gun
You better watch out or even start to run
If you make me mad you won't ever see the sun
I'll shoot you and then your life will be done
When it comes to killing people I'm number one
Then eating a sandwich I put in a bun
Killing people is lots and lots of fun
Your life is a joke or even a pun

>if you're the chain then im the key
what does this even mean

i've spoken with a white devil
short sleeves tan skin, cymbals in his wrists
and knives in his knees ready for the shit
mess with him, yo, mess with fucking me-me
Pow pow, this is a fucking prime rhyme

...

after three minutes of staring at this pic i realized that it is not a pic of two Dres but instead a pic of Jay Z AND Dre

i honestly don't know,
wrote the shittiest rap i could
even though i couldn't write a good one if i wanted to.

please do not pursue a music career

Uh, and when I wake up
I recognize you're looking at me for the pay cut
But homicide be looking at you from the face down
What MAC-11 even boom with the bass down?
Schemin', and let me tell you 'bout my life
Painkillers only put me in the twilight
Where pretty pussy and Benjamin is the highlight
Now tell my momma I love her, but this what I like, Lord knows
20 of 'em in my Chevy, tell 'em all to come and get me
Reaping everything I sow, so my karma comin' heavy
No preliminary hearings on my record
I'm a motherfucking gangster in silence for the record
Tell the world I know it's too late
Boys and girls, I think I gone cray
Drown inside my vices all day
Won't you please believe when I say

lmao xDD

wiggas straight freak when I kick in the door
pissing on your rug then I call your girl a whore
don't tell the judge lies we all know what we saw
if you disrespect then it's time to go to war
if you disrespect I will make your life a chore
if you disrespect your body will soon hit the floor
if you disrespect shots going straight to your core
boy better know that will leave you more than sore

DID

SASQUACH GODZILLA KINGKONG LOCH NESS GOBLIN GHOUL A ZOMBIE WITH NO CONSCIENCE

more please

this, rap everyone's freestyles

Glory to our savior Moonman

Im frozen in the summer
Spittin lava in the tundra
Ugly nigga keep the pistols undercover
Im an antisocial maniac
Suffering from paranoia, anxiety, schizophrenia
Hallucinations at the train station
Yelling at God, but whispering to Satan
when they clipped my wings I sweeped my own feathers off the pavement
A little under the weather, comparin' my tears to raindrops
Slit my wrist, then start weeping till' the pain stops

bitch u know its user
cruising on Sup Forums-on
i'm from some wack place pal
i am not from atlanta
but i got so many hoes that they call me dick sturdy
my car is so purdy
my ice is so dirty
catch me in the tub with my rub a dub birdy (that's a duck)
who are you playin sir
exit my lane, skrr
i got so much weight on me riding with an anchor
*marimbas*

I eat that pancake ass in an iHop bathroom
Im a fucking ape like a baboon
Im an albino coon, I live in a mansion with a million room
My maid is a pornstar and we're gonna fuck soon

>me-me

R8 my rap

Blow the roof out this bitch
Shingles on my dick
Gorilla glue your heart together
Shouldn't have sucked it
Now you're saying "fuck it"
Livin' on a work site
You can't afford marmite
So you eat the plumber's shit
And that aint alright
Me and the lads drinkin budlite
While you home alone cold
Drinkin alone, growin old
But I'd rather play pool and fuck hoes
Cos bitches aint shit
Could party till I'm so old
That i lose my testicles
Rest in Pills
Check the gold
Inheritance to my sons
Cos bitches aint cold
Cos bitches don't know
Cos bitches know me
I'm the OG
I stay lowkey
'Cept when I ryhme
Then I speak balony
'Cept right now
This a true story

Dankest raps imo

I stole mine from DOOM

my skin may look white and my ass is still tight,
because I've never dropped the soap in a prison shower,
but I'm black at heart, dropping rhymes is my art,
I eat watermelon and go to KFC, smoke more dope than that motherfucker D O doubble G

stupid shit till you rip this bong oh boy along your joy and toy with my lip in the dick while im wearing all rick in the pit im paintin with my dick in the hand and a hand in the paint with a white taco loco poco boko stonko tinki luki tunki pukis tinki liki tinki duki poko lonko ponko toloponko

"No"

I FUCK THE MUSIC

That was great. Fuck the haters!

She bangs the drums!

Do this now

you are idiosyncratic
almost manic with narcotic,
the chronic causin neurotic,
paranoia setting in,
spiraling mindset is spastic,
almost hypnotic,
flailing, never not swaying,
demonstrating craziness that belongs during menstration,
cannibalistic with the cheeto munching,
head full of cheese,
you got an addictive disease,
to be loved by anyone and anything yet,
lonesomeness lingering,
never repairing the relationship that was decaying,
never seeing from the eyes that were always creating,
a fantasy where you were not alone,
heart turned to stone,
you have no emotions,
so you marinate in the next dosage,
hands passing the pill,
blurry eye and red face for the next fill,

r u gay

Yes

The six ease out CD laced digital readout
No doubt cop Glocks from the dred fuck the weed house
Show elegance, hate females with no intelligence
Embezzlement got big boys behind the metal fence
Merrill Lynch it's your life Crist alright
Vince on ice sex chicks, all types
General status smoothness mixed with malice
Trips to Dallas built a pool in my palace
Who want what from more moneys I want a cut
Extorting start from the corner step on us up
Sixty inch screen laserdisc with the beam
It's my life I'm holding the dice don't intervene
I send a team, to smash out your whole plans
No cold hands liquid or hunger to hold grands
From state bids to large cats who lace cribs
It's Sup Forums Biz, y'all know what time it is

Ay yo I'm a white mother fucker and I'm corny as fuck
Spitting bars like Marshall yeah I'm ready to chuck.
I got what it takes to compete with the best
Don't sleep on me cunt I'll break open your chest
I've listened to em all, from the greats to the whacks
I got bars for days I stack them up in my racks.

Burner on my lap while I ski across the map
Countin all this money just before I hit the sack
Weighing all the product before I put it in a bag
I use the blade of scythe as a mirror, makes the blood look thicker
I just bodybagged this hoe, bout to throw her in the river

she say ba-nah-nah, i'ma haf to say ba-no-no
ooo lalala bananana, nana,
i gotta go

treat her like a stripper
treat her like a bitch, now i gotta rip her off
she light skinned n skinny dick on the gameboy color mother-fucker
ya bitch treat my dick like an udder
or a nipple im a mammal im a daddy u a bitch
i'm a rip you ima ram you run you right into a ditch

*mumbles like future*

FIRE #SOTY2k16

niggers are inhuman
they ain't even human
walk into society like nigger what you doin
steal my car
steal my bike
you should not even be up in my life (sixtuplet)
move into another neighborhood
bitch I'm white flight

>I like to think about murder, I love tragedies
>Take a hammer made out of titanium, squash a cranium
>But sometimes I feel like my agony is plaguing me
>My mind is fucking broken I need a century of therapy

Bunches of bananas all up my an-us
Calling my girl down in kansas
Verse so dusty it's irritating my asthmas
big dick big dick big dick
No more chances

pretty

keep going user

This made me laugh so hard and I don't know why

what would be my chances if I had a haiku about fuckin' or sports, or violence? I'm kind of a timid guy

>Everyone on Sup Forums is white

Man I hate rap, but if the shoe fits wear it.
I’ve become a freak of nature all the kids stare at.
Who walk around bumping RAW with the shit blaring, saying fuck school and dropping out like a miscarriage.
I’m embarrassed, and I’m ashamed I’ve played a part in this devilish game making your common sense perish.

Why did you stare at the pic for three minutes?

>there are non-whites browsing this site

no way

Make good headphones, old ass nigga

got six facts smaller than a tic tac
where you was from got longhorns like a hick rack
wrong born like Thicc Matt
bong torn like shrink wrap
programmin in their nuggs call that a Mc Hack

you hope im on the beat that be banging.
when im done with u youll be hanging
from a noose shit is sadning.
keemstar turn of that snooze.
get up end get riiiiiiiiiight into the neeews

>programmin in their nuggs call that a Mc Hack

big sean level

I'm Christian like Chris'
and I'm enjoying bliss
I thought I wanted to be rich
Like some generic bitch
But I found out that the best way to live
Is to love your neighbour, and give, give

Bitches think they know me
So why can they not show me
A little love, homie?

Yeah, Donald Trump he's the man
I'm voting for him, because he can
Make America Great Again, lil nigga

(gunshots)

kudos for actually delivering

Young gods touch stars in a space black Beamer
Houston on the speakers
Only problems for apollo is the ops are nonbelievers

They be cooking up the block rare
Eyes on the glock stare
Some muthafucking Romans nailing niggas to their crosshairs