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RIP Bautista - 5/15/2016
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Bautista is listed at one inch taller than Odor, that's it just one inch
>Peavy vs Arrieta
>Cain vs Lester
first for eating asshole
>be american
>see bat in mid air
>get uncontrollably upset
ITT we post the most punchable faces in Baseball. I'll start.
>3 posts early
>be canadian
>get punched in the face by a manlet
>become laughing stock of baseball
>bandwagoning means whatever I want it to
I have Carlos Delgado's autograph from spring training in Dunedin, fuck off. Regardless, being proud of illiteracy is retarded.
>jose bautista is canadian
>amerisemens
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nth for Sup Forums posters to go back or stay in /hoc/
>be canadian
>get punched
>amerisemens
what the fuck
what happened to the Mariners? last week they were in 1st place now they're GBTFO by the shit tier Angels
>need stattrack on that wicked right hook by odor
Royals
>be american
>become a statistic at the hands of a black american youth
>media cares more about criminal black youth being shot police
> clap and tip the black youth after he violates your women
I know that feel pretty well lately Bay bro
by an angels team that got swept by the rays
which got swept by the mariners
baseball is just weird friend
desu he didn't even have much weight behind the punch, wasn't that hard a hit
>the Big Hurt hit his 500th dinger in that shitty fucking Jays uniform
Kind of sad desu
What a shit weekend. gg rockies. fuck da umps
Also, Bautista rekt. Thank you based Odor.
>First place
Blacks mostly just shoot each other anyways
I found Batista's comment that it takes more than a small guy go knock him down funny since the only reason he didn't fall over was Beltre keeping him up
AL west is a joke senpai, A's will be in first in 2 weeks
Literally the worst face in baseball
It's even sadder that Doc Halladay had to retire for the Jays to catch a glimpse of their former glory.
I thank god every day that Vernon Wells is gone, but that's an entirely different story.
This smug fucking douchebag
Well the A's are literally always on the losing end of it, so it feels brettygud desu
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Vernon Wells was good for the most part though. It's not his fault JP Ricciardi blew his load on that ridiculous contract.
>that subtle hair change
>his team doesn't have the best young hitter in the game
This guy, Kelby Tomlinson has been hitting pretty well lately when he fills in at second or short, but he's not a great fielder and I hate his face. He looks some entitled hipster surbanite who moved into his friend's garage and started smoking heroin after high school. And his name is Kelby. Kelby Tomlinson
Nice fresh meme
stop senpai
we have no reason to brag after this weekend
let's wait until we beat walgreens
Nowhere near as bad as Sogard.
I want to lodge a piece of glass in his eye.
*hipster suburbanite
Is he the worst closer on a contending team?
medium jej
im still pissed he didnt throw out the first pitch for us last year in game 1 of the ALDS
Average punch-ability, nothing fantastic.
>implying derpy = punchable
No sir, his face is fucked, but I don't really want to punch him.
Oh my fuck, I want to punch that guy pretty darn bad. Well done.
Eh, glasses are fine, it's not a big deal. Kind of want to punch him since he picked such shitty frames.
>nu male faggot
>I manage Kotaku's Vine account
>Brooklyn
Not even a rags fan but Odor is fucking based AS FUCK
WHAT A HOOK
that really is a good looking swing tho
Is Thor one of those guys who had to choose between the NFL/NHL/MLS/NBA and MLB?
Are you saying A-Rod has a punchable face? Because if you are I whole heartedly agree
>Bawwtista
There's something about JP's face that's pretty darn punchable. He just made me sad all the time with his poor decisions and my youthful optimism.
Holy fuck, that guy's face is pretty darn punchable too. The different beard lengths are particularly off putting when combined with his shaved jawline and hipster glasses.
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I know Bautista is a dick but I really want to see somebody punch Harper like that more. I want to see him get the Allan Ray treament.
He does look kind of annoying
I was at this game with my cousin and his friend at field level behind home plate. Father and son Mets fans sat infront of us, exchanged friendly bants the entire game. Good people.
what did harper even do, hes done nothing wrong and hes never cucked an entire fanbase in 1 plate appearance
Was 5/15/16 the day the >rags officially stopped being >fags? Memeiner and Pathetic fans, pls do not answer this question.
> what did harper even do
a fucking leaf, ladies and gentlemen
HEY FUCK YOU
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Big talk from a country whose largest city is like 80% Somalian.
This hurts the jays more than a punch ever will
>dickey
Yes, yes I certainly am. He's especially punchable when compared to Jeter.
Fuck off, I love Lawrie. He's just a Jagger-Bomb pounding machine, and you have to love him for who he is. I bet your girlfriend wants to fuck him too.
This is also a pretty deep cut.
>Throws: A wicked right hook
A rare real laugh, good job
> Reddick
holy shit Ross' wife is a smoke show
Probably not, he's got an ERA of 1.72 fammo. His blown saves happened because he had absolutely no breathing room, he only gave up one run in three different appearances. People will score once in a while, that's baseball. It helps when your team can be up by more than one run
also this guy right here
I hate this stupid face that he's always making
and I hate the way he trots with those shrugged shoulders and short arm swings
he stands with shrugged shoulders also, is that just the way he is? no neck and big shoulders or something, whatever it is it pisses me off
of course you like him you faggot canadian
>girlfriend
>3dpd
'no'
still waiting
or is this one of those autistic things where you dont like his hair or celebration or something
oh fuck he knows
shut it down boys
Fucking babby odor sucker punching based bautista like the manlet he is. kek. If that manlet tried that shit to me i would literally kill him. Im 6'4, 170 pounds, that fucking 5'6 mexicunt manlet wouldnt stand a chance. Fucking pussy. Not only would i know out odor, id fucking flip that cunt beltre over from behind my back onto his face then grass stomp his head. Could probably take out a couple other rags players before i have to stop cause the umps arrived and im not a douchebag like the rags. I actually have class and know when to be violent and when to be a gentleman. The best part is that sense im not a complete chimp violent nigger manlet loser that starts shit his ass cant cash, i wouldnt even get suspended, meanwhile ragnigger players that were still alive would be suspended for 15 games. Stay World Seriesless rags..
> i started watching baseball last september
> please take my opinions seriously
>blow gays
>60% white
>when you include """"""white""""" hispanics
nice proxy cancuck
*teleports behind Odor*
*slices him in half with one fell swoop of my katana*
*sheathe katana, tip trilby, and walk calmly back to dugout*
heh... nothin' personnel, rags
Cringe.
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I'm pretty sure it's just copypasta. He's not being serious
>Odor is coming to wreck your shit
>You may choose any active player to protect you
Who do you choose?
>Those 2 seconds in which he raises his hands and asks for mercy
BTFO
T
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Bartolo
No one
Ill throw down with that fuck nigga by myself
Pussiboi can come and get these hands baka
>white sux winning the NL central
The obvious answer is Bautista, to distract him, but I'd pick Colby Rasmus. Dude has crazy eyes, and probably has a knife.
Papi and Trout
The amount of steroids between the two of them could beat anyone
Jorge Soler, that nigga huge and was once suspended at AA for charging the opposing dugout with a bat
Why not Arrieta as well then?
should have learned from tensnake.
CarGo
he probably fantasizes about kicking the shit out of manlets all day
Bumgarner to be honest. Not saying he's the biggest and baddest, I'm just curious and want to see him or someone from >my team in action
To be fair, that fat guy just needed to raise his flabby ass arm and he would have been fine from all those rights and that manlet would be gassed.
Pedroia
I want to see a couple of manlets going at it
maybe it'll be just like a mayweather pacquiao fight
How do you even let that happen literally just grab on to him and fall down on him with your bodyweight
I dont think Pilates would be useful in a fight
I'm pretty sure that's actually Odor
blowy fags got punched in the face by a manlet
he will never live this down
>blow gays fans
Yadi
Rasmus used to play here and he's a spoiled soft bitch.
>Bootista always tries to act tough
>Get BTFO by a manlet