/bundesliga/ - relegation play-offs

Next thursday (20:30 CEST)
Eintracht Frankfurt - : - 1. FC Nürnberg

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What happened to the Ellyse OP's?

Only reason i came here t b h

junge du kompletter vollidiot, das ist erst am donnerstag, wir haben montag du hurensohn, hier würden eh nur deutsche kommentieren also lass den scheiß und mach keinen auf englisch du grenzdebiler vollspaten

Frankfurt got this. they're shit but not that shit

>junge
but I'm a girl hehehe

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>Trochowski & Manninger verlassen FCA

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>Strobl will be his replacement
:^)

nordtveit is a player i cant "einschätzen" despite seeing him play a billion of times. is he actually good? or just a meme? who is he? what does he do? why?

put into perspective
put on a spectrum
rate

ehh what? back to Sup Forums kevin

describe ?

sorry, could you repeat that?

good morning, /bundesliga/

he was very good in the hinrunde. Technically limited midfielder who is good at breaking the play and defending

Good morning

good morning

rude

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So will Schweinsteiger be fully fit for the euros?

he will be fit to play but not fully fit

Ask someone who won't be watching this years Champions League final anything

is he even still good enough?

He has become another Podolski

why aren't you watching the CL final this year?

will you watch the zusammenfassung?

Are you me?

>this is what people in here actually sound like when they speak german

I have two good friends over the entire weekend of which none of them is interested in soccer and I'm not actually looking forward to a Real Madrid - Atletico Madrid final either

Yes, probably download the entire ZDF show

To some extent, yes

You'll miss all the shitposting

great, my anal fissure is back

Okay

Blast it with piss

The squad

Goalkeepers

Joe Hart, Fraser Forster, Tom Heaton
Defenders

Nathaniel Clyne, Kyle Walker, Danny Rose, Ryan Bertrand, Chris Smalling, John Stones, Gary Cahill

Midfielders

Dele Alli, Ross Barkley, Fabian Delph, Danny Drinkwater, Eric Dier, Jordan Henderson, James Milner, Adam Lallana, Raheem Sterling, Jack Wilshere, Andros Townsend

Forwards

Wayne Rooney, Harry Kane, Jamie Vardy, Marcus Rashford, Daniel Sturridge

>Townsend
Hahahahaha

He'll be a top top player in the epl league then. Kirchoff is basically the German Alonso for Sunderland

haha fucking rashford

quarterfinal/10

cute

>rashford

meant for

>Ersetzt Anderlechts Mittelfeld-Talent Youri Tielemans Granit Xhaka (23) bei Borussia Mönchengladbach? Nach Informationen der „Rheinischen Post“ haben die „Fohlen“ schon Vorgespräche mit dem 19-Jährigen und seinem Klub geführt – konkrete Verhandlungen sollen zeitnah gestartet werden
>Mit Tielemans werden jedoch noch andere europäische Top-Klubs in Verbindung gebracht, laut dem Blatt etwa Juventus Turin und die Tottenham Hotspur. Der „Achter“ hat trotz seines jungen Alters schon 130 Pflichtspiele (17 Tore, 16 Assists) für Anderlecht auf dem Konto.

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the second from the right is a man.

Would be the best possible option

Ausländer raus aus /Bundes/

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You may stay, Bergjude.

Dirtmund BTFO

Parrot = Anons
Glass = /bundes/
Liquid = Fun
Denmark = Denmark

weak bait tßh.

You're a man

Is that vodka?

:-)

>purchased
>Lewandowski
???

the word you are looking for is rate/rank/evaluate

Nice bait

>b-but muh evil Buyern ;_;

hehe

The difference is Bayern buys players just to stop them from competing for their opponents. Dortmund buys players to improve their own squad.

Denmark pours fun into bundesliga and Anons enjoy it

>implying they won't follow weinzierl to >schalke

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>this what shareholders believe

Jackpot

Baier will

most of the players bayern bought are also improvement. It's just that they buy them from the second biggest club instead of poaching them from lower clubs

Germany squad for Euro 2016 announced

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35849556

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England squad for Euro 2016 announced

news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/internationals/england/2751635.stm

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>Person A has 3 cars in his garage
>Person B has 1 car in his garage
>Therefore Person A has bought more cars in his life than Person B

Nice Weißwurst-Logic you got there, Alois

Nine stages in, including a prologue and a time trial and already on the second rest day.
I thought the Giro d'Italia was supposed to be the best Grand Tour? Yawn.

cycling can be tiresome

>sven goran eriksson
wow this takes me way back

we /tourdefrance/ now

>leckies not in the squad to beat englel
wut. hope maclaren plays like shit so he doesn't get bought desu

this is getting weird now

>gonna be in Rome during a part of the EUROs
>gonna miss a few games
>gonna have to watch the german game in some italian bar

HGU

giving black people money was a mistake

joshua was purchased from Leipzig tho

No, shitgard loaned him to Leipzig thous he was bought from shitgard.

Alright. He wasn't on loan though, they apparently bought him back and sold him immediately

will Ancelotti play like this? he should tbf

>Alaba not LB

>Nach dem Abstieg des SC Paderborn in die 3.Fußball-Liga ist Präsident Wilfried Finke am Montag zurückgetreten. Das gab der Verein bekannt. Auch die Vizepräsidenten Josef Ellebracht und Rudolf Christa treten zurück. Finkes Nachfolger wird der bisherige Geschäftsführende Vizepräsident Martin Hornberger.
>Trainer René Müller bleibt Chefcoach der Ostwestfalen, deren Sturz in die Drittklassigkeit am Montag nach dem 0:1 gegen den 1.FC Nürnberg feststand. Der 65 Jahre alte Möbel-Unternehmer Finke stand dem einstigen Bundesligisten seit April 1997 vor. Er wird dem Verein als Sponsor erhalten bleiben.

>Just Effenberg my club up

I hope Weiser is in the squad.

Mainz were a second Bundesliga team when they bought Subotic. And Hertha and Freiburg had just been relegated when they bought Piszczek and Bürki respectively. If you're going to do it, at least do it right.

Hahn will take his spots ;_;

me too
but Weiser could also play as RB.

Uth will take their spots because he plays for Jogis fav team

Stuttgart?

I completely forgot, but I need to decide what team to support at the Euros.

Italy used to be my second team, but not many of the players I liked left.
Maybe Sweden or Iceland.

@FCAugsburg Herzlich Willkommen beim FCA Andreas Luthe! Der Bochumer unterschreibt für 4 Jahre.

>schalke can't into winning real sports so have now focused on e-""""""""""sports""""""""""
toppest kek

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Watching some Dortmund vs 1860 match on Sport1 to get my fix.
What are you doing today?

Touching myself, lifting weights, cooking

fapping and videogames

it was also Rppney's debut

only him and Ashley Cole from that game are still professionally active

this

how much did Bayern pay Dortmund for Lewandowski?

what videogames