Jays vs Rays

coming off a nice series in texas where absolutely nothing happened at all edition

Happ vs Smyly

get in here you bandwagoning faggots

first for dead thread

just in time for Happs scheduled implosion

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i-its okay guys we were 500 before the all star break last year

wait until the suspensions drop itll be like a Buffalo game

Everyone knows there are no Rays fans, so let's shitpost until the game starts senpaitachi.

>5-0 Rays
>after 2

ayyyyyy lamoooo

>last year the Jay's were .500 around now and losing in stupid ways
>this year's team is .500 and losing in stupid ways

Granted they were way better on offense but they're basically 2 players away this year too (two relievers or a reliever and a hitting 2B).

No trade prospects though, will they be .500 all year or will they blow it up/sell pompei?

>hitting 2B
Travis when

.500 all year would the be the classic Jays move. But if they stay .500 by the AS break, I have a good feeling a fire sale will happen with Shapiro at the helm now.

>saunders fielding

>that throw

I'm not just memeing, jays really need a firesale and rebuild.

I'd prefer that to staying at .500 really
Although judging by the struggles of the Astros (and 76ers) you can't bank on a fire sale working anytime soon

>not boosting your attendance with hipster accessories

How much did Bautistas trade value drop after last night?

seeya happ now imma go fapp

Not even a Rays fan but I've already wanted one of those sick ass fedoras.

>implying he would accept a trade

to avoid watching this crapp on this shitty mlb app. Its only apt.

We /majorleaguedebut/ now

This Hawaiian guy definitely has a solid meme potential

was pretty funny seeing everyone in the concourses walking around in them, like back in the 1920s or some shit

I think you need to rename this BTFOed Edition: Round Two

>6 pitches into your major league debut, literally the best day of your life
>give up 3 run home run

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Man, that was probably the knock out punch right there

cute finnish girls desu

>yfw Jays dont win a single game until June

>tfw Happ on my fantasy team

>yfw the punch heard around the world is the final nail in the blow gays coffin and they don't make the playoffs until 20 years later.

>crapp

How come no one is suspended yet?

This ship is sinking

Go to bed, Shea

they want to wait until after the punch parade in downtown Arlington

yo did anyone else not do the census

>you will never be this obsessed and anal ravaged

no CSIS i did ours pls no bully

>implying i'm a rags fan

y-yes pls dont break my door down

>this offense

Games over already just fuck our shit up

Is everyone supposed to do one? I never got one

god damn until i saw the full video i never saw how much of a fucking bitch jose bautista is

no offense jays fans, i mean i never liked the dude anyway, but he took that punch like a pussy

Are you even a Rays/Jays fan or do you people just come here to shitpost

I assume the latter

he fucking wobbles than backs off while throwing bitch slaps. I just wish Beltre would've stayed back.

Well he barely flinched from a haymaker while you have never been in a fight in your life.

>people woking outside the house
>they can see my through the window

> bawtista worked over like a little bitch
> cavs gunna demolish cucks to defend freedom and democracy around the world

hahaha what a joke canada is.kys'

half the thread is posts from the US, what do you think?

>not keeping your blinds shut 24/7 and isolating yourself in darkness
Get a load of this normie

>barely flinched

look at his knees from the other angle that they showed the punch. nigga was wobbling.

>tfw hole in the window blinds and worry about people on the sidewalk seeing me at my computer so I only fap in the daytime

Just absorbing the punch. If Bautista wound up on Odor he would have been crying blood.

trips confirm, canada= shit hole

but bautista was backing off while flailing like a bitch after that punch. i will say he showed leg strength by not falling on his back.

>about to finish census
>Does this person agree to make his or her 2016 Census information available in 2108 (92 years after the census)?

>barely flinched

it took everything he had to stay on his feet, including throwing his hands up in defense/balance

beltre saved his fucking life

last 2 digits determines how many runs the Rays score tonight

sorry for old image

Tonight, we are all Rays fans

bats putting up some numbers lately

The rays fan are currently watching a successful hockey time... unlike the laffs.

>this game

Kek Bautista looked mildly annoyed and surprised at the manlets sucker punch.

Only a woman couldn't take down a guy with their strongest punch when he's not expecting it.

>Kek Bautista looked mildly annoyed
>sucker punch

you're delusional.

>it's an everyone on the team gets tossed episode

Odor is 5'11' . i know thats taller than you

Hothead Gibby is best Gibby

>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Enjoy your visit from the Feds. I'm dead serious. Le weed man updated the bill so that you are legally required to fill it out. You can be criminally charged if you don't.

who's this semon demon?

did that guy fug?

Yea I did actually, pussy was fire

But the star told me all the millenials were creaming their pants to do the census.

>tall muscular long arms
oh buck

>no u won't steve

>Rays fans
>from Newfoundland
Fucking bandwagoners, jesus christ

I didn't even know this team was bandwagonable

>A rays bandwagon exists

holy fuck

NO SHUTOUT

this post is triggering my incest fetish

>Not hopping on the rays bandwagon so you can hop on the Bankees when they buy the entire Rays' starting pitching rotation in 3 years

sauce?

You know the Jays are doing good when simply not allowing the other team to shut them out its an accomplishment

hey optimist fags is it still early?

are happ and estrada going to be aces with sub 3 ERAs for the whole season still?

same here tbqh pham

checked, you know it pham now it can be 21-1 and I wouldn't care desu

gotten used to giving up our big names after a few years, the farm system keeps replacing them, but don't take them all ;_;

These broadcasters are awful

which ones?

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>you will never eat out her bootyhole
why even live?

biagini has been a pleasant suprise this season

TOR-RSN

>why even live?
A tough question to answer user

>not listening to based buck and pat
shiggy diggy pham

I feel you. Steinbrenner literally treats Tampa like his timeshare.

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