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California is the shittiest state and should secede and proceed to be nuked by every country edition.

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chicken tender deluxe

>commiefornia

only those endowed by dubs are permitted to post ITT,
those whose posts lack dubs are not permitted to post ITT and are thereby banished from /cum/ and all /cum/-related activities

You have ten seconds to reply to this post or your future child will look like this.

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>waaah why dont normies like me drinking alone!!!!
>I went to college! im "experienced"
>drinking socially sucks! My friends always ditch me for girls!
>if only they would smoke weed so that they could tolerate how boring I am!
>we could talk about deep meaningful things like why I am so alone and drunk on a sunday morning

could not fabricate such events

holy fuck did someone piss you off last thread? calm down, sperg

You're projecting on like 5 people at once.

Wow there bubba calm down and smoke some weed, dont forget to take another swig of that whisky or you might just off yourself. Can't have you sober this early on /cum/ or you might actually become interesting

what would you do with these "soles of silk"?

Who the fuck are you even talking to at this point?

Jesus Christ, is she even still alive?

When genetics go bad, they go really bad. Sad desu.

Are you actually that drunk or are you just retarded? Better take another swig user

oh god don't start projecting onto me too

t.triggeredtumblr

d-did you just go through the trouble of resetting your ip to samefag but forget your flag?
bruh

Why is this autist springing about alcohol?

More than 1 person think you're retarded.

Kill yourself autist.

Why do alcoholics get triggered so easily anyway?

Someone said alcohol is okay to drink alone and he went full autism.

don't you know?
alcohol postin is the same as weeb fedora att. whore posting now
only special snowflake losers trying to feel like there're the only ones in a Sup Forums who drink post how drunk they're or ''what bear is the beast''

Be aware Be afraid

Some guy said drinking alone is okay, then a few retards butted in saying it isn't.

This is something I think Euros get right. Drinking alone is fine. Only Americans have this retarded stigma against drinking alone.

/cum/ sure does get upset about not drinking or drinking to much huh. Collection of autist desu

Is there anything worse than this "nostalgic"
>remember when we still used cassette tapes xD
shit on facebook?
hahaha man can you still remember waiting for THAT ONE song to play on the radio so you can record it? kids of today will NEVER understand
or let me put this pen and a cassette tape next to each other and let's see how many people will know what it means :D

I'd like your input on this

dude you're not consuming alcohol right lmao

you are so beautiful

Pokemonfag here. We get that a lot with "muh original 151 pokemon"

Lots of people go through a nostalgic phase its not that big of a deal. If someone stays a nostalgia fag they are probably an autist desu

BRUH YOU ARE DRINKING ALONE!
worried about you and your habits desu senpai

Are you a 50 year old mother? Drinking alone is perfectly fine.

>Are you a 50 year old mother?
yes

Literally a joke, even put it in caps to make it look extra autistic

Does he know jokes are supposed to be funny?

>i'm fine alcoholism is okay!

fuck everyone in this thread

You would homo

>drinking alone
is there even a point?

Rude

I'll have a few beers by myself after work or on the weekend, but I wouldn't buy a fifth and get shitfaced by myself.

who up

me~ :3

would you snack it?

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I'm a real type nigga that cock and squeeze
You a second type nigga that cock and freeze

She looks like the monster from dark souls

goodnight

no lifer

Good morning /cum/

I'm sitting in front of rajeev suri. AMA

Good morning

Is that the name of the designated street?

Do you know Saravanaa Bhavan?

The part starting at 1:1:30
literally had tears in my eyes rn

youtube.com/watch?v=BeXNfJUUIoo

Are any of you landlords? where do i learn any local laws i need to know + how to make a contract + what insurances i need

My whole personality is a construct to not lose my job so I can enjoy a rich & fulfilling life on the internet

>still not dead
Good morning /cum/

morning

hola texas

>he isnt dead
look at this pleb

>have smartphone
>get case for it
>cant tell difference between stars and bars and union jack
>take selfie of new case with wrong flag
>never considers googling the answer on her smartphone

D U M B
U
M
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morning chile

hmm... makes u consider

Red Flag warning

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buds my chest has really hurt for the past few days ever since I did a shitton of coke

its been days so it cant be a heart attack and the pain comes and goes, at the worst it feels like someone is stabbing my chest when I breathe in

should i see a doctor?

...

go to a doctor

Your body is fighting off the toxins, it's completely normal and will pass within days. Next time don't do such shitty blow.

>see a doctor

Enjoy getting committed to residential rehab for substance abuse.

what do i say? wont they arrest me?

awful thread, awful general, awful countries

except canada and new england

HIPPA

CRATIC

go back to your prison, australia

retard

You won't be arrested, you'll have paramedics come take you to a rehab ward at a hospital where you'll be evaluated and if they think you need help, you'll be spending weeks in a residential rehab.

Nobody likes Australia

yeah it was pretty dodgy mids, such is life in the north, probably all that lactose or what ever it is, didnt feel like speed tho at least

>chile
a spicy retort indeed

the only reason they needed you was to put their genetic trash somewhere

We wont nuke California

it's about time Calixit began.

don't care

your country is LITERALLY third world, shut the fuck up.

also offical california exit song

youtube.com/watch?v=_uqiis-29ig

in my city because of the uni they have an ordinance saying they wont do anything to you like rehab/jail because people were dropping like flies, mostly underage drinking but meth is pretty big too

It was probably cut with some shady shit, baby lactose and other shit.

One of the great things about living in a border state, cheap high quality blow all day.

>new england
>a country
We're proud Americans, fuckface.

Anyone else getting this cozy af snow?

you won this one, kangaroo fucker

no, unfortunately

Was snowing yesterday in Wisconsin

Hasn't snowed since :(

cheers lad, pleasure doing business with you

didn't say it wasn't, fat cunt. It's the only good region of the US 2bh

What do you think of NASAs new rocket?

Sounds like acid reflux. I've gotten that from shitty coke before.

Just ordered some fs off the spoopy web. That, some M, K, and L will be my thanksgiving feast.

I just get it online when I can afford it and make a plan but rarely does that happen. It's usually me and my friends have a bad week so we go to the brink on the weekend spur of the moment. It's way way way more expensive but at least its scales

Nork Rockets >>>nasa's imaginary none existent rockets

with online its more expensive that is

>fat cunt
>Vermont
Nope.
>It's the only good region of the US 2bh
Let me guess, pol told you so, right? White people paradise amirite? Pffft...
This country has good and bad parts everywhere. You have no clue, ya turd.

>why yes i do partake in the consumption of narcotics
>accompanying image of a young man proudly sporting a trilby

don't forget your hella vape cloud