/balt/ + /ausnz/

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Federation of memes

/balt/ + /usanz/

Eesti on parim riik.

>tfw no baltic-australian gf

only important post in this itt

3D women are NOT important.

Why are there so many lithuanians in brazil?

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bunda

Accidentally fell asleep before

Thoughts?

can't sleep during the day or I wake up feeling like shit desu

did you die? i know someone that went to sleep once and they died

>meeting up with a girl from okc tomorrow
>we both answered 'Yes, all of them' to the 'Should illegal aliens be deported from the country?' question

tfw

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>okc
Oklahoma City?

hope you took your mexican bull with you

I can see your short beauty sleeps are working.
:3

>she stopped replying
>she's currently all i got

is this why ancient people became monks and hermits?

become a man of the cloth and fuck prepubescent boys instead

me and my mates are taking turns with her we'll have her back by tomorrow night dw

specifically ordered her firsthand not second refund me all my wasted time and battery life please

i dunno that's so cliche

>20
>still working at maccas with no career path whatsoever

ah yes

She's probably just taking a big shit. Don't worry.

?

could be worse lad, could be 23yo neet who's never been employed i.e. me

and just like that i managed to recover instantly

thankyou based cannibal

Why don't Americans celebrate the Dreamtime?

Btw, the guy standing by the finnish flag is an imbecile.

have said it before but i wish our natives weren't so shit

there's literally nothing they have to offer. maoris in comparison are interesting, have an actual culture, food, clothing

abos? nothing, absolute blackhole and nothing to salvage

are abbos even human?

my wife's son is an abo

no

your native americans had cool shit too. ours were content to run around naked lighting shit on fire and sleeping under trees when they weren't murdering each other

good numbers

barely

Did abos know about agriculture and all that jazz?

I literally know nothing about them other than boomerangs and petrol sniffing.

north american natives are mongolians
south american natives are related to your abbos, they're descended from island hoppers

haha she replied but i'm not opening the message so it doesn't come up as 'read' and she thinks i'm doing important shit

the ultimate battle of wills has begun

why did norway send arab :)))))))))))

no they were tribal hunters
no hint of a society

>Did abos know about agriculture and all that jazz?
pretty sure they burned most of australia to the ground by using fire for hunting, didn't they?

glad I'm not the only one who does this type of shit

>50k+ years on australia
>literally invented a stick
>WE'RE ALL EQUAL
come on.
I try not to be racist but
come on.
It's just cruel to apply the same standards to them.

Hey man, I'm 29 and work in Coles Services, which pretty much means I clean floors and toilets for a living. Could be worse. Get yourself into some training or a trade.

It will be okay, friend.

Yeah eventually. I've got the brains to do almost whatever I want but "spoils of a wasted youth" and all that. I really need to stop drinking so much and get my fucking shit together.

She probably just thinks your taking a big shit.

>average person my age has had 7 sexual partners
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>I'm 26

i live off dole money

i used to feel bad about it but i feel pretty disenfranchised at this point so i stopped caring

>fresh hot cup of tea with cookie

DAMN IT PNG NOT NOW

If you like Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me then you should check out the rest of TISM's discog. Best crash course on Aussie culture I can think of.

Better reply now or she will think you're gross.

scummy cunts stay out of anglo countries you're not welcome

yeah i did lol

Why the fuck are there so many balts in GB

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literally saw a 6'8" sudanese bloke working as a coles security guard the other day

usually they have middle aged indian manlets so it kinda caught me off guard desu

what kind of tea are we discussing here

Work, maybe dunno.

They are cucking Brits over there

fuck drumpf
fuck white people
fuck men
fuck patriarchy
fuck christians
fuck the church
fuck heterosexuals
fuck cis scum
fuck hate
fuck haters
fuck hate speech
fuck "free speech"
fuck bigotry
fuck racism
fuck sexism
fuck colonialism
fuck harassment
fuck cyberbullying
fuck discrimination
fuck employment discrimination
fuck housing discrimination
fuck white neighborhoods
fuck privilege
fuck the 1%
fuck pence
fuck priebus
fuck republicans
fuck conservatives
fuck corporations
fuck big pharma
fuck big oil
fuck monsato
fuck haliburton
fuck profit
fuck capitalism
fuck the bourgeoisie
fuck exploitation
fuck slavery
fuck police shootings
fuck school shootings
fuck assault weapons
fuck guns
fuck hunting
fuck meat eaters
fuck destruction of natural resources
fuck global warming
fuck voter id
fuck walls
fuck fences
fuck borders
fuck nationalism
fuck america
AND FUCK YOU

that seems pretty low for so old

no degenerates allowed in neomerica

Is this copy pasta getting bigger and bigger each time?

this

they are filthy cunts undercutting the British working class

they MUST be sent back

Crated rape ape A.K.A grape tea, chap.
Quite sure that there is something we can add to that list.

how does it feel living in a country that still rates the bible

me on the left

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Now ain't that a shoah

Haha

ah yes, i forgot it was christianity or islamism

If Europe is anything to go by…

what would their ancestors say if they knew their descendents were choosing to post on a pseudo Russian general rather than with their anglo brothers?

australia and the baltic nations are united by more than blood

my paternal grandparents were nazis that fled east germany after the war
probably upset that your grandparents got to live I guess

is the rest of europe even TRYING to compete with germany's economy anymore??

If my ancestors had strong feeling about their anglo "brothers" they probably would have stayed in the motherland.

'this internet thing is probably powered by witches'

numbers on a page mean fuck all

Reducing a country's success down to nothing but numbers and throwing racial homogeneity out the window in favour of profit.

And your thoughts?

i'll take that as a no then

start an insurgency

UK's economy is going to go in the gutter if they continue at the current pace of unfriendly relations with USA.
They're going to be forced to rescind the brexit to maintain their economy and risk countrywide riots.

Driving test tomorrow

Your thoughts?

i'll give you a gobby if you pass

P1s or P2s?

thanks
P1

Australian driving test is loads more difficult than ours
In USA you just parallel park then drive down a road and you're done.

You'll be right. Just watch your speed, be wary of give way signs and remember the new bullshit roundabout indication rules.

>Driving test tomorrow
uhh that nightmare
>take additional driving lesson before exam
>wow user that's 10/10 driving you should pass with no problem
>exam time
>fail the parking tests due to absolutely shit car(ford focus, my fucking nemesis) or some dum shit mistake
>repeat 4 times
>finally didn't fail at parking
>driving in the streets with no problems
>pass exam with 0 mistakes
it really got me depressed when I kept failing like that
honestly it would be a lot easier if the cars that we used during driving lessons were the same as during exam.

lol

almost 23 and haven't gotten my learners yet lmao jdimsa

I'm 26 in a month and I don't have my driver's license.
I should go get my permit on monday, trying to fix my life.

Hey, you made it. That's what counts.

Start now without delaying any further.

26 years old got caught over alcohol limit can't drive for another 3 months and then back on green p's wahey

be careful kids

true
I was extremely happy when I finally did it.
I was honestly in a bad mood that day and was expecting another failure.

i'm gonna do it soon just to appease the father