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asians are for nonces edition

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Well uh, you see lad, the best way to secure a girl is to just be yourself :)

consumerist drones

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Superb edition

consume drones

plymouth is actually an alright place

is there anything Donald Glover CAN'T do?

Lads should I go to the cinema with familia to see the new harry potter spinoff? Tempted to stay home desu

drone consuming drones

Back from a ban.

I don't think janny related to my feels

different drinks for different... needs

if they're paying, then I'd go 2bh

go
they won't be around forever

Honestly want to go to Germany to fuck some €30 prossies

there could be a fucking zombie apocalypse taking place outside and I probably wouldn't even know

atrocious pepe, background doesn't even match the board colour

>the reptile-brained runts get upset when you call them out for being mindless drone-like slaves to advertising and commercialism

haha

that's a nice new pair of shoes you've got there, you must be real happy with yourself! i hope you had fun shuffling and queueing through Debenhams to get it!

Oh fuck off you can say that about anything related to your family

>may as well tickle your dad's balls because he won't be here forever

>a girl I know is falling for this chad's romantic tricks
>want to remind her that he'll just dump her when he gets bored/realises she's mental

hmm

there are €30 prossies in germany?

Yeah but they come out on DVD after a few months though don't be so melodramatic.

drones are consuming me

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what do you even call this genre?

You taking the piss? For €30 you can find the sexiest Slavic prostitutes your willy can desire

>fucking zombie apocalypse
I call it christmas shopping lad.

using incognito mode to evade these new laws lads

>the average normoid spends his time thinking about what capitalist good he will buy next
It's hard being this intelligent sometimes...it's isolating

they probably did have fun, why harris them like that
swear to god (who isnt real) you lot have to turn every discussion into an argument

sad case

be her knight in shining armour lad haha!

don't you'll just come off as a jealous cunt

Do you think you're some sort of philosophical genius mate? Consumerism and commercialism is just a part of modern life and without it the economy would collapse. What, do you knit your own clothes you fucking spacker?

Just shut up

hmmmmmm

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clever lad

I love John Oliver. he gives me the british perspective on things, and I like that. Not ashamed to admit it, though he is far very to the left

don't. girls subconsciously are attracted to guys who will dump them.

fuck no

I'm her friend and I know how mental she is

rule 1 of sex: don't stick your dick in crazy

shit

poo lads

wish we had something like this here :(
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about to do my first ever tesco online shop

quite excited :3

no one here knows who he is
fuck knows why you gave him a fucking tv show

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no one in Britain has heard of him

>he is far very to the left
fuck off he is a dumb liberal

Hot bangerz la, true Irish freestyle

ahh yes the runts have come to roost. right on schedule.

don't get too worked up over it, i don't want you to miss the next TV advert.

You'd fuck her if she let you you liar.

I think we've incurred the wrath of the teenagers from leftypol and revleft, here to proselytize about the dangers and perils of capitalism. What a treat we're in for!

a lad in Nottingham who's into pills? Hmmmm interesting

is that not the same thing lad?

It's amazing cause you can get their value range for pasta and get 20p 500g spaghetti. x

This always blows my mind.
Some third rate '''comedian''' gets randomly given a prime American TV show. Fuck knows what they were thinking.

>buttville

doing a think

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redpill me on flapjack

Where?

not sure if i'm a fan of this gimmick

im not a fan of consumerism or capitalism or consumer capitalism but youre just pooing the bed over nothing
dont you ever get tired of picking fights with people here every day?

>This is the mindset of the average drone
>Do not call him out on his habits, otherwise he will react aggressively

is google retarded

haha sure thing mate

Many such places, me and the lads went to Duisburg tho

something seems wrong

Must be weird to be so good looking that you can basically guarantee that 100% of the opposite sex would have sex with you if you wanted.

don't think he even lives in nottingham though, he just seems to come here quite often

no I wouldn't

my sex rules work and I'm going to stick by them

1. don't stick your dick in crazy
2. don't stick your dick in fatties (people who are fatter than you)
3. don't stick your dick in smellies (people who don't wash enough)

follow these rules and you too can find the perfect mate

*Turns on tv*
Shhh, calm down, it's ok-look the Christmas Coca-Cola advert is on! You love that!

I think this myself sometimes

>100% of the opposite sex
umm that's heteronormative, shitlord.

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it can be quite tiring 2bh

>implying gay lads wouldn't still hit that

absolutely not

I reckon this has been airbrushed but I'm not certain.

it's overrated. not everyone wants the attention

yeah
i turn it into a game though by only fucking people of the same sex

I'd hit her with a hammer.

oh. the word liberal gets thrown around so much i don't really know what it means anymore

bit gay

Yes, that's why it's much harder being a girl most of the time. Think about it-you'd always wonder if someone was talking to you just because they wanted to fuck you. Thats no way to live.

[CAN'T WAKE UP]

the consumerist drone gimmick is really taking off. he could even afford to be deliberately pretentious and the runts would lap it up

absolute state of my life

Hitler for example was considered far left, but certainly not a liberal.

constable is smashing down the door for posting danks memes

bringing back my yeah at the end of every post gimmick yeah?

That's my idea of the best way to live.

Honestly sick of your posts, fuck off to /britfeel/ you freak

imagine naming your kid Constable

yeah would probably do your head in, especially if you were a girl

seems pleasant enough mate

might get out of bed and shower instead of just feeling sorry for myself

girls have it easy you fucking stacey enabling beta numale faggot leftycuck, go write your oneitis a poem and maybe she'll fuck you once she's done seeing to every ugly chad cunt in town

Ah yes the nazis were really socialists meme

It's not much warmer there than it is here, it will probably get up to 7° or 8° today

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take me back to the early 2000s lads

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