Lightning vs Penguins ECF Game 2

game is tied 2-2

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you're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you'll never survive the winter.

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wtf is Publix some sort of pube shop??

Second for Kris Poontang

kill yourself for this.

Daily reminder to all Canadians that the bloos have the most Canadians

This isn't something to be proud of

>not knowing Publix
>never having a Publix sub
>never having tendies from Publix
Literally why even continue living

Being realistics, it is posible to see my penguins raise the Stanley cup?

Got my comfy gametime snack

Don't laugh

Also reminder to Canadians that there are no Canadian teams eligible for the Cup again

>Eating my /pub sub/ with tebdies right now

Feels good man

>shitskin is a Shittsburg fan

looking like shit this period so far

No. They were struggling last year, they're doing OK right now.
>those odds

Are those sunflower seeds? How can you eat those already shelled?

You can youtube the 2009 celebration

They sell them like that.

All it would take is Crosby and Malkin to produce like team superstars

It's how my old lady buys um, I like um with the shell too

Are you a squirrelkin?

Have you never gone food shopping before?

I'm asking as a man how can you eat them already shelled? I know you can buy them that waybut why would you?

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We're making a concerted effort to get Canada to root for us so they don't feel so bad about us stealing their national sport. We'd planned to sing O Canada as well but Bettman cockblocked us.

Holy shit people are this sheltered.

>separated

Considering Bloos just went 7 games with Dallass who has 2 euroshits for goalies, its pretty realistic the east could win

If Crosby and Malkin starting producing yes. They got enough depth.

Lets go Pens

More proof this semen slurping sport can't survive without he Canadian market.

See

>there are squirrels posting on Sup Forums now

Holy shit.

I don't know how the fuck this is still 2-2 the Lightning have looked like fucking garbage all game except for the last 5 minutes of the first period.

Holy shit Vasilevskiy.

This game will go to OT and Bill will win it

I would assume like any other nut that has been shelled

I bet you just leave the shells lying around on the floor or on the ground in public places when you eat them.

Newfriend here, why Bill so popular?

Bill is best

Have any of you ever tried to eat a nut that hasn't been shelled yet? Like en masse, a whole bag full of them?

It tears your intestines apart as its "digested", which means that you'll shit blood until the shells have all passed (avg 2 days). And it'll also destroy your anus.

In Pittsburgh's head. If Tampa splits the first two games they will be happy. Pens are getting the match ups they want at home and are struggling which has them frustrated.

Or in an empty water bottle like a normal person

what happened to your stars? i thought they were the "best team in hockey" :^)

lurk moar

What the fuck goes on in your head.

Because he's Bill

>cue that webm of dude getting clocked for dropping shells on the train

dubs and bill wins the winning shootout goal

My old lady buys the shelled ones in big amounts for cooking

>forgot the almonds damnit

Reroll

Is some of that cat food?

Have you ever played baseball? It's really easy to learn how to eat sunflower seeds buy shelling them in your mouth with out destroying your asshole

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For the newfriends

shut the fuck up

this game has been dull since the 1st ended

its been a while

I've been lurking for weeks, all I see is people spamming 'BILLLLL' with no context, so I'm asking now. Fuck off piece of trash, go back to your sewer

>mad at nuts

God damnit Killorn. Why can't you finish?

Can we get some shots on the goal ffs

>lightning play like garbage
>pongs refuse to score

What a game lads

damn malkin, nice skating there

This desu senpai

Pittsburgh is Canadian owned.

you're in the wrong thread you want the apehoop one

STOP RIGHT THERE SEED-CHEWING SCUM

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KILLORN CAN YOU JUST FINISH ON ONE OF YOUR SCORING CHANCES PLEASEE

Jesus Christ you're not allowed to spit seeds but you can bash in a person's skull?

BIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL

dubs for shootout

He leads in playoff points for pens

@67642490
Don't ever reply to me again. Go back to eating your human fecal matter you muckfuck

there a YT stream tonight?

Jesus how the fuck was there no penalty on the hook there? Drouin would have blown past him

>this pathetic bait

No I haven't. Just like everyone else in this country who hasn't. Shell them with your mouth then, faggot. You aren't more of a man just because of the method with which you eat sunflower seeds you pretentious cunt.

nigger

Blues were my concern, so many anons were saying in /HOC/ that the championship would be cakewalk for the west conference winner.

Just hold on, Crosby will deliver i-i swear

doesn't Publix give all employees equity in the company?

is this grocery bagger guerilla marketing?

Yes he is you pansywansy.

Why is your food shit?

checked, and I did in the last thread.

Is there anything gross I need to know about?

do you have blood clots?

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How much do you spend on meth a week?

how much do you sell the pubes for??

Boyle no fear sliding face first to block that. God bless that man.

Do you know my brother? He works at Publix too.

Is there a store policy to hire qts to work the register and tards to bag?

>actually used the word pansywansy

yeah, i trust your judgment. you clearly know whats up.

based vaseline

>vasy
fuck

>tards to bag

this is wilin

boyle was holding 2 sticks thats a penalty

I work in grocery (aka stocking shit on the shelves). We have had homeless people shit, piss and vomit in the isles, and niggers fucking in the bathroom. I've heard some gross things about the deli (i.e: finding roaches and the deli manager telling them just to throw out the roaches and not report it) But as far as grocery goes if you're looking for something that's out of stock and ask us to check the back room unless it's dead within our field of vision well just tell you it's out of stock even though we know it's somewhere back there. Also found a milk that was 2 months expired in our dairy section one time.


Pretty good company to work for senpai

who /nervousasfuck/ here?

EW thats disgusting. But seriously valuable information, thanks senpai.

Qt's, tards and fat niggers who take forever to scan shit yeah. Also anyone under 18

Tfw i made this
Not vaseline apparently